Dr. Brennan was leaning over the remains of a man found in the sewer when Cam snuck up behind her.
"You're fired!" Cam shouted.
"What?" Dr. Brennan asked.
"F-I-R-E-D. FIYURRRED," Cam said.
Booth entered the room. "No! You can't fire her!" he said. "If you fire her, I'll quit."
"On what grounds?" Brennan asked.
"On the grounds that I'm the boss, and you're not," Cam replied. She then turned around and screamed, "YOU'RE FIRED!! ALL OF YOU!! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU, ANGELA, AND HODGENS, AND ZACH! YOU'RE FIRED!"
Everyone walked down to Cam.
"What, why?" Hodgens asked.
"No, please, I'll work harder," Zach pleaded.
"Why?" Angela asked.
As they all walked towards her, Cam got a biiiig smile on her face.
"What's so funny?" Angela asked.
"APRIL FOOOOOLS!" Cam laughed.
"It's July," Zach pointed out.
"Oh yeah. Sorry. Back to work!" Cam said.
THE END