Disclaimer: I do not own Molitors haunted acres, but I know the people that do, oh and I don't own Naruto or any of the characters, if I did, lets just say there would be more shirtless Itachi, and Harry Potter would be a guest star angst person...thingy...

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It was a warm October day in the school of Konoha high, as a blonde junior of 17 years bounced excitedly down the tunnels of said school. Giant pictures of different Halloween scenes littered the walls of the building, thanks to the project that the art teacher had given his students the week before. And the art room was exactly where the bundle of blonde joy was headed.

Upon entering the dark and glass filled room the boy spotted a couple of his friends sitting around a long rectangle table in the second section of the room. One in particular brunet was drawing something of 2-D he suspected it to be a werewolf, considering the fur, teeth, and the fact that the boy was obsessed with dogs, he had like 7 at home.

The blonde crept up behind the said boy and crouched down and then said in a low voice. "Boo." The brunet jumped a mile high and spun around to glare at the now laughing blonde.

"God damn it Naruto! Fuck, you scared the shit out of me." The brunet cursed as he clutched his racing heart.

"Hahaha, sorry Kiba but it was too hard to resist." Naruto laughed getting up off the floor and on top of the table that was being used for drawing and such. He sat right next to his redheaded friend Gaara, who didn't even bat an eyelash at the hyper blonde boy as he scared the living crap out of his friend sitting next to him.

"Hi Gaara, whatcha drawing?" Naruto asked in a sing song voice as he swung his legs back and forth over the edge of the table like a four year old waiting to see Santa. Naruto looked over the redheads shoulder to see a landscape of corpses and dead bodies with blood every where, some looked like they were being buried alive.

Now to any normal person they would be scared and run away screaming at the sight of the photo, but this is Natuto, and Naruto is... different; so instead he said. "Nice shading." and turned away to look at his other friends. There were three other people in the room that were close friends with Naruto. One was Haruno Sakura and she was one of his close friends since he was like 10 and was currently dating Rock Lee, a dark haired boy from Narutos gym class. He was a senior that year thus a year older then the rest. Next to her on the window sill sat one of the best artists in the entire country, he should know because he helped him with the 3-D national art contest last year. The boys name was Sai, he had come in during their Freshman grade year of highschool and was a total penis freak and everyone knew it, though noone knew if he was gay or not but most people thought he was. But he was damn good at drawing and was a hoot to talk with when high. And lastly to Narutos far right sat the lone Uchiha Sasuke . He had lost his parents in a fire when he was nine and was transferred to this school when social services moved him and his brother to this town. His brother is a senior at the school and they are currently living with another Teacher at the school Named Hatake Kakashi. And then there was Konkuro, Gaaras older brother, but Naruto didn't really hang out with him as much as the others. Konkuro was currently working on a puppet with a redheaded student named Sosari who was talking with the art teacher Diedara.

"Sasuke!" Naruto chirped as he attached himself to the 17 teen year old boy, who gave a scared yelp as his chair flipped backwards do to the extra wait thrown onto it. Aka Naruto.

Landing on the ground in a heap of limbs and drawing utensils were two teens being laughed at by a hysterical and hyperventilating Kiba.

"Hahahaha!" Kiba laughed.

"Shut up Kiba." Sasuke growled, and then noticed the way Naruto had fallen and had landed right on his pelvic area.

'So thats what the feeling is.' Sasuke thought to himself as he looked down and then realized who was sitting on him.

"Gah! Naruto get off dobe!" Sasuke yelled with a slight blush on his face. Naruto seemed to miss it as he leaned down next to Sasukes face and smiled a fox like grin. Unknowingly he was pressing down on the others 'Male parts'. Sasuke grunted as he pushed the smaller boy off his person who did a somersault backwards.

"I give you a ten." Sai said as he help up his notebook with a large 10 on it in the shape of a penis.

"Wah, Sasuke doesn't like me." Naruto fake cried ignoring Sai's comment.

Sasuke just rolled his eyes at his dramatic friend. "I see your getting better at acting, you drama queen." Sasuke said as he sat his chair back up right.

Naruto looked up with a grin on his face . "Don't you know it and thats Drama KING to you my fine subject." Naruto laughed as he slung his arm about the dark-haired teen. Oh did I forget to mention they are best friends since like ever?

"So is there a reason your disrupting my Class Uzimaki un, or did you just feel like skipping first period, yeah?" the art teacher, Diedara asked looking up from the kilm that he had just finished loading.

"Kinda both, Iruka told me to give you this, and I thought I could maybe stay for a little while, ... you know since I had NO time to join art?" Naruto asked with the puppy dog eyes.

"Naruto, un, you know that Iruka is gonna have my butt when he hears about this yeah." Diedara said as he put the note on his desk without reading it and walked back to the kilm.

"Im sure he wouldn't mind." Sai snickered to Sasuke, who in turn gagged.

Naruto smiled and plopped down right between Gaara and Sasuke and right under the window sill that Sai was drawing under.

"Hey, dickless wonder, how do you keep getting out of math with Iruka?" Sai asked poking Naruto on the head with his pencil eraser.

"Shut up!" Naurot yelled as he swatted the offending pencil away. "And well, you see Kakashi kinda came in and was really being a distraction so Iruka gave me the note to give to the art nut over there-" Naruto said pointing to the teacher who was talking to the birds made out of clay, saying something about how it was going to be warm for only a second and some other creepy stuff that made students avoid that corner of the room.

"Kakashi? You mean the English teacher?" Gaara asked not looking up from his drawing.

"Yup." Naruto said, knowing that Gaara had Baki for English so he wouldn't know that much about Kakashi.

"Isn't he like your dad or something?" Kiba asked bluntly as he motioned Sasuke with the end of his pant brush and it splattered some orange onto Sasukes black shirt.

Sasukes eye twitched at that. "Yes. And I block it." Sasuke said as he got up to wash the paint pesky off.

"So anyway the reason I'm hear is because-"

"Theres a reason you're here?" Sasuke asked sarcastically as he walked back to his chair with a small wet spot on his shirt where the pant had been.

Narutos eye twitched and he ignored his friend and continued talking "-Molitors haunted acres is opening this weekend and I wanted to see who wanted to come!" Naruto said as he bounced in his chair, which looked extremely funny to the Uchiha sitting next to him. He then handed each of them a flyer that said "Molitors Haunted acres scare fair, start with the 2 mile haunted hayride of horror driven by the undead, and watch out for the deadly hitch hikers on your way. Once the hay-ride has made its only stop take your chances and walk through the pitch blackness of the menacing mineshaft of the living shadow., After crawling from that deadly ordeal make you way through the carnivorous 7-acre corn field of fright, then find yourself at the entrance to a deadly dungeon that leads you into the first horrible haunted house of ghouls, then force yourself to go into the outside freezer that is the entrance to the gore house of bodies and chainsaws. After the fright, come join us for a huge bon fire inside the gates, and make sure to grab something to eat at the 'Morgue'. (1) Popcorn and some refreshments only $2 and candy $1. Molitors opens from 6pm-2am. Costumes get in half off.'

"The Haunted hay ride? I am so there!" Kiba said jumping up, and splashing paint on Gaaras picture. Gaara froze, Kiba froze and looked horrified.

Gaara looked at his drawing that now had tiny speaks of orange on it.

Kiba looked at the picture.

Gaara kept staring at the paper and without looking up said. "I like it." and then Kiba fell over due to the lack of oxygen to the brain because he forgot to breath.

"Way to go Gaara, I think you killed the last of Kibas brain cells." Naruto snickered as he poked the unconscious boy with his foot.

"I am not doing CPR on him again." Sakura said folding her arms as she leaned back into her chair. The picture of a pumpkin patch that she drew form the photo of a Charlie Browns Halloween. "Not it." Sai said smiling and putting a finger to the tip of his nose.

"Not it." Sasuke said and did the same.

Gaara just glared with a look on his face that said 'Does-it-look-like-i-want-to-touch-that-thing?'.

"I hate you guys." Naruto said as he walked over to the teachers desk and pulled out a face protector from a drawer that Diedara kept in there for god knows why.

"Why do I always have to do CPR when Gaara kills Kibas brain cells?" Naruto whined as he put the cloth mouth guard on Kibas face and began to do CPR.

"Because dobe, you took Shizunes Health class in 9th grade. While the rest of us took it in 10th with Kabuto." Sasuke said with a smirk as Kiba came back to life.

"What happened?" Kiba asked as he looked around dizzily.

"You fainted and Naruto have to give you a snow white kiss to wake up." Sai said making kissing noises at them.

"At least this time Naruto found the face mask." Gaara said getting up to wash his paint covered shirt just as the bell rang. "So what do you have next?" Naruto asked Sasuke as they walked down the crowded hallway.

"Dobe, you ask me that everyday. I have Religion with Hedin, you should know that dobe, your in it with me." Sasuke said as he sighed and walked into the class room.

"I knew that!" Naruto said quickly as he ran in after him.

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"Hello class. Now have all of you done your praying to the almighty power today?" Hedin asked as he sat in what looked like a barber chair infront of the room. Yes all the teachers at the school are different.

"Why do we have religion class? I don't even know which religion we're learning. He just talks about a higher power and how all of us are going to hell, and that the terrorists blow themselves up because they think that there are forty two virgins in the holy place waiting for them. Though they don't specify if they are male or female." Naruto said as he leaned over his desk to talk to Sasuke cause Hedin had randomly jumped on the floor and looked like he was having spasmodic seizures but in fact was doing some weird type of prayer.

Sasuke looked over at Naruto and said "You stole that last part from 'Achmed the Dead Terrorist' from the comedian Jeff Dunham on tv last night."

"No I didn't" Naruto huffed.

"Yes you did, I was aver at your house when we saw it." Sasuke said.

Naruto paused and then said "So? it was still funny."

"Shut up." Sasuke said exasperated and turned back to his occultist teacher and shook his head as he looked like he was trying to cleanse the soul of a stuffed turtle that belonged to some random kid in the class.

The next class was with Kakashi, but they knew he was going to be late, probably still bugging Iruka about having sex with him again in the janitors closet, to which Iurka will say no, and then Kakashi would knock him out with a recently stolen gym bag he stole from a sophomore girl going to the Gai's gym class, and drag him into the closet and then rape him until he wakes up and them make love to him, then after that Iruka would lock him in the closet and go back to class, and the students would wait until the girl with the sports bag gets out of gym (Gai would let them out 20 minutes early so the kids could change and walk through the tunnels) would hear the pounding and get the janitor to unlock the door and then Kakashi would sprint to class ruffled and smelling like pinsole and cum.

"I knew you were tramatized when you went to get a bucket from there." Kiba said as he jumped up and down for no reason other then he was sniffing a sharpy.

"Man Sasuke Kakashi is sooo weird." Naruto said as he was rummaging through the teachers desk, he seemed to do that a lot in this school.

"And your reason for stating that the sex crazed man is weird is because...?" Sasuke asked leaning against the desk.

"Look what I found!" Naruto said holding up a bright orange book that said Ichi Ichi paradise on the cover. It had been about 30 minutes since the class bell had rung and the teacher was no where to be seen.

"Dobe put that away before Sakura gets here shell kick you in the balls for looking at something so profound." Sasuke said looking at the door as his other friend Neji Hyuuga came in and walked over to him.

"Where were you?" Sasuke asked as Naruto opened the book and started looking at the pictures.

"Bathroom with Gaara." Neji replied cooly.

"So I shouldn't go in there until tomorrow." Sasuke said as he went back to talking with Naruto.

"Ma ma, Naruto what do you have there?" a voice from behind Naruto said close to his ear.

Naruto epped and ran to his desk dropping the book on the ground in the process.

Sasuke sighed and looked over at Neji who shook his head and took a seat next to the blonde.

"Harassing Iruka again?" Sasuke asked his professor, who only smiled in return and said "Of course, sexual harassment is the best kind." with that Sasuke sat down .

"Have a good weekend Naruto?" Sasuke asked sticking up a conversation.

"No, I can't feel my mouth." Naruto said bitting his tongue.

Sasuke just sweat dropped at his friend and asked "Why is that?"

"You know how you and Gaara stayed at my place last night cause his dad got drunk and hit him again? And you were just there cause you snuck into my house along with Neji, cause neji thought Gaara was cheating on him with me, and you just wanted to watch tv, so you guys just crashed?" Naruto said. Sasuke nodded knowing full well that Gaaras dad was abusive and Neji was one day gonna call the police on that man, but Gaara always stopped the raven before he could.

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Well, you also know he is an insomniac. Well I couldn't sleep, so he gave me some sleeping pills and well, he didn't say I was supposed to swallow them so I kinda..." Naruto trailed off.

"You chewed them didn't you?" Sasuke stated.

"Yeah, so now I cant feel it." the blonde said poking his cheek. (2)

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After 'the doing of nothing' class Sasuke and Naruto walked down the stairs to the basement where they had to go through two tunnels to get to the band room.

This was Narutos favorite class, not because it was taught by the crazy Tayuya women, or the fact that they can never really start until 20 minutes later because there were 87 of them in a small room in the basement of a old auditorium, it was because all his friends were in band so he could tell them all about the haunted hay ride plan.

"Hey Tayuya," Naruto said as he passed the flute playing conductor who currently was waving around a miniaturized version of a foam finger on her pointer finger. She was sitting on a table right infront of a glass window that was in her office that looked out into the band room.

"Hey Naruto Sasuke, you ready!" she asked. She looked like she was in her late 20's, though every teacher basically did at this school.

"For what? Halloween?" Sasuke asked as she pulled on a Michael Myers mask. Not the dude that made the movie psycho, but the psycho in the movie Halloween, or the babysitter killer, whichever version you saw.

"Duh!" with that she jumped up and starting running into the instrument case room and hid behind a giant barie saxophone that had the words 'Barie Saxy ' written in red cursive on the side. Naruto shook his head as he grabbed his saxophone and Sasuke grabbed his clarinet only to hear "Holy Shit!" Followed by laughter a few minutes later a laughing Band teacher came out follwed by a terrified looking Kiba and a bored looking Shikamaru.

"I hate that teacher." Kiba yelled as he climbed over a couple of chairs, and a few skeletons that Tayuya had set up for decoration, so he could get behind the 3 foot high glass fence and into the percussion section. Naruto sighed as Neji sat down next to him, and Sai and Sasuke sat in front in the clarinet section. Next in came Hinata Ino, Lee.

"Hiya Naruto." Ino said cheerfully are she grabbed her trombone and started to put it together.

"Hi Ino, Hinata, Lee." Naruto said, and Neji waved to the three also.

"Neji, my eternal Rival, are you ready for the youfullness of the Saxaphone?!" Lee asked excitedly as she raced into the band closet and grabbed his case and ran out, all while talking to Neji still.

"Yes, Lee. Sure." Lee and Neji were in the same year, Senors and the band had 10th grade through 12th in the same band class.

"Hi-I N-neji." Hinata stuttered as she waved to her brother (3) almost dropping part of her flute as she sat down next to Sasuke who's eye brow was twitching, and looked really annoyed because Sai was basically 'sucking off' his clarinet reed.

"Hey, wheres Sakura and Temari?" Ino asked.

"Right here!" Sakura said loudly at the door. She had her trombone in her hand and Temari was standing behind her smiling.

"Sakura!" Lee shouted joyfully, dropping his instrument that was half put together, ontop of Neji who grunted as the hard metal object fell on his groin.

Naruto winced at his face.

"Shika? I thought you quit band?" Sai said, now satisfied that his clarinet was happy. Sasuke just gagged.

"I would have, but it was too troublesome." Shikamaru said putting his hands in his pockets and walking over to the trumpet section, not even bothering to grab his trumpet, why bother the teacher was just going to go stalk into the closet and throw it at him.

Kiba turned around to talk to Naruto when Gaara appeared out of no where scaring the shit out of him.

"Gah!" Kiba yelled as he hit his head on the wall.

"Nice."

"Where did you come from?!" Kiba yelled grabbing his heart.

-Pause-

"My mom." -dun-dun-chh- "Thank you Naruto." Temari said with a smile as Naruto bowed and dropped the drum sticks in on hand, and climbed back to the saxaphones and Neji who was trying to beat up Lee.

"Guys, this weekend were going to go and hang at my apartment and then head over to Molitors to go on the haunted hay ride. Whos in?" Naruto asked.

"So there dude! Shit! Gaara!" Kiba said again as Gaara scared the crap out of him by appearing behind him just trying to grab the damn drum sticks that Kiba moved in front of.

"Me too." Gaara said scowling at Kiba.

"Going." Sasuke said raising his hand.

"You better be!" Naruto fake yelled and slapped the back of his head, which in turn Sasuke hit Naruto on the head with his clarinet.

"Itai!" Naruto yelled clutching his head.

"Well if my cousin is going so am I." Neji said looking at Sasuke

"I can. How about you Hinata?" Sakura asked as she leaned over her stand to lean on Hinata who was sitting in the row infront of her.

Hinata just blushed and nodded.

"If dickless is going I'm going." Sai said crossing his arms. Sasuke just glared at him.

"Ok, Lee I'm assuming your going?" Naruto said as he stood up and jumped over the chair to sit next to Sai and Sasuke so he could see Lee who was still standing in front of the room with Sakura.

"Of course my blonde haired friend, if the beautiful Sakura will so then so will her night in shining armor." Lee said bringing a fist to his chest.

"I know that but are you going to be there too to save her from the said man?" Kiba snickered as Lee got a fiery look in his eyes.

"If another man wants to fight for the attention of the beautiful miss Sakura then so shall be it. I shall do 20 laps in gym, and if I can not do that than I shall do all the eraser clapping for the 7th grade and if I can not do that then-" he was cut off as Sakura kissed him lightly.

"Lee, he was joking." Sakura said as she walked to sit next to Ino.

"Oh." Was all that Lee said as he bounced up to the saxophone section.

Just then the teacher came in with the rest of the band and said. "Ok your crazy hormonal teens stop your grinding and provocative music and get back to your seats." the conductor Tayuya said as she stepped onto the platform and raised her hands. The students stared at her from their seats. The instruments went into the mouths or the sticks into the hands, but then her arm fell and she said "Oh, and the songs are from 'Music for a darken theater." People took a breath that they had held for their instruments knowing that she was still going to talk, many people scowled at her and laid down their instruments.

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"Ok, you know what I want?" Tayuya asked about ten minutes before the bell rang. "I want there to be a trap door on the ceiling that has a rubber chicken that will fall and hit you on the head every time you play when your not supposed to." (4)

Sasuke and Naruto sweat dropped at this as they packed up and left, cause she always let them out early so they could get through the tunnels and get to lunch first.

Putting away his instrument Naruto and Sasuke walked together down the hall with Kiba who was really loud.

"Rubber chicken? What the hell is that for?" Kiba ranted as he pushed open the door from the music department to the drama department.

"Not sure, shes crazy." Naruto said as he pushed open the emergancy exit door and walked out into the ally way between Music hall and the drama building.

"You ever think their going to fix that door?" Naruto asked as Kiba let it click behind them.

"No, it hasn't worked in over 50 years, I don't think their going to fix it." Sasuke said as he walked across the street and into the south building where the caf was.

"She is so crazy im telling you guys!" Kiba shouted as they made their way into the lunch room where a couple of 2nd year Spanish kids were sitting already cause that class was one door away.

"We know Kiba." Naruto said as he fell into step with Sasuke, and let Kiba rant to Shino who had just gotten out of Biology and was trying to ignore him.

"So what up Sasuke?" Naruto asked "you've been real quiet lately everything fine?" Naruto continued as he grabbed a sandwich wrap and an apple and set it on his tray along with some fries and a small paper cup with ketchup in it. Sasuke had placed a BLT on his plate and was grabbing a pear and inspecting it before putting it back and grabbing a new one.

Sasuke just sighed as he punched in his account number -5489- into the computer that you could put money into at the beginning of the year so you don't have to worry about carrying money for lunch because someone -cough-Sai-cough- was stealing money from lockers and they had to set up that system.

He then headed for a table where.

'Of course Naruto would know when something was wrong, it was just his nature to be able to put people together and know when their falling apart. Thats how they all became friends.

Gaara and myself had been the loner/emo kids of the school, while Kiba was the jock along with Tenten and Lee, but Lee fell more under the geek category with Shikamaru but only because he didn't care where he was. Sakura and Ino were preps along with Neji and Hinata, and Sai was the crazy art student. Choji was in the loser area. But they were all thrown together by my hyper active none placeable Naruto.' Sasuke thought as he made his way to his seat. 'My Naruto?'

"Sasuke?" Naruto asked concerned as he set his tray down.

"Its nothing really." Sasuke said softly as he sat down at a table in the corner of the room, which was right under the Giant and only TV in the cafeteria that was playing football. Naruto then sat next to him. The others were held up at the lunch line because Kiba was yelling at the lady that controls the computer saying that he wasn't 20 dollars in the hole and that she sucked at computer skills and stole his money, which in turn caused him to get yelled at by the head cook Mr Ichiraku. The other people in line were groaning about missing lunch do to the dumb ass. Kiba retorted by saying they could all screw them selves, and of course Sai had to cut in and say that if they didn't want to he could do it for them. And that earned him a detention for that day, poor Sai.

Sasuke sighed again. "Come on you can tell me." Naruto said trying to coax the boy who was picking at the tomato in his sandwich.

'How can I tell you whats wrong Naruto, when its you?' Sasuke thought to himself as he remembered art class when Naruto had jumped on him and blushed lightly from the memories but forced it down. Uchihas don't blush.

"What are you doing to me?" Sasuke asked himself in an almost inaudible voice.

"Huh? What did you say Sasuke?" Naruto asked with his mouth full of fries and turned his head back to his best friend as the others finally got to the table, now that Kiba was forced to pay up.

"Nothing." and Sasuke stuck a bit of food in his mouth.

They sat in silence again, and Naruto is not one for silence so he decided to brake it.

"At first cock-crow the ghosts must go, Back to their quiet graves below." Naruto said as he bowed his head.

"What was that? Didn't know you were angsty." Sasuke said as he put down his sandwich and looked at his blonde affection.

"Its Theodosia Garrison." Naruto said and then turned around in his seat to look directly at Sasuke. And inturn Sasuke slightly blushed at the attention and hid his face with his bangs.

"When witches go riding,
and black cats are seen,
the moon laughs and whispers,
'tis near Halloween. Thats one of mine." Naruto said as he crossed his legs.

Sai came and sat next to Sasuke as he had a peice of paper in his hand and was reading from it.

"Hey, I got this off of the internet, it says 'This Halloween the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask.' And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him." Sai said laughing as he took out a manga called 'Godchild'.

Naruto and Sasuke sweat dropped at him.

"Remember when Halloween used to be fun, you know when one could jump out from a bush and scare a kid without the fear of being peeper sprayed in the face by a woman in her fifties who should not have a kid that age?" Kiba asked Neji as he stuffed a orange colored cookie in his mouth.

"I remember Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing (word?) than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly perverted adults -couch-Gai-cough, has become an utter bore." Neji said as he sat down. He had an ice pack on his 'special place'.

"Well I want to ask Hinata to go with me to the haunted hay-ride, but we never really talk." Kiba said as he layed his head down on the table. Neji's eye twitched as his statement was ignored.

"Ladies are like ghosts, never speak, unless spoken to." Shino said not looking up from his Bio book.

'Holy Shit! Shino talked.' went through the minds of everyone at the table.

"Or if their bitching." Sai snickered and then was hit in the back of the head by Ino who just got out of the lunch line.

"Shut up Sai." Sakura said as she came up behind Ino with Lee on her arm.

"Come on I know women and what they think. I totally Identify with them." Sai said smiling proudly at the big word that he heard Iruka using the other day.

"Charlie Brown is the one person you identify with. C.B. is such a loser. He wasn't even the star of his own Halloween special." Ino said as she pushed Sai off the table.

"You know what, I would rather sit on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a lunchroom table." Sai yelled dramatically flailing his arms around.

"Fine. Go find a punpkin." Ino said.

"What did you say?"Naruto asked looking at her.

"I said go find a punkin." Ino said as she raised an eyebrow.

"Haha! Say it again. Pumpkin!" Naruto said laughing.

"Punkin?" Ino asked confused, and then got it and ounched Naruto in the face, which made him fall onto Sasuke who gave a yelp as he was pushed off the table and spraled on the floor for the second time that day with Naruto on his lap.

'God! Why me?' Sasuke thought to himself as he laid there.

"Naruto, get your fat ass up so we can decide what we're wearing for the hay-ride." Sakura said from Lees side on the other side of the table.

"Costumes?" Naruto asked sitting up on Sasuke, still not noticing him down there.

"Yeah, we get in half off if we wear them." Ino said as Shikamaru came in finally.

"Your late." She said as he sat down where Sai had been.

"Mm." he said as he layed down on the tables edge.

"Well, anyway. Im going as a sexy nurse." Sakura said smiling.

"Im gonna be a french maid." Ino said happily.

"Halloween is the one night a girl can dress like a slut and no other girl can say anything about it." Naruto said as he got off of Sasuke.

"Who is all going?" Naruto asked as he helped up a blushing Sasuke.

Gaara looked at him suspiciously.

"Well, Ino and I of course Lee." Sakura said. "Im going as a nurse, Ino as a Maid, as we have said, Lee what are you going as?"

"I shall be the green beast of Konoha!" Lee said triumphantly.

"How about you Shikamaru?" Ino said fluttering her eyes.

"A shinobi." he said simply.

"The school mascot?" Sasuke asked.

"Its too troublesome to by a costume, I'll just take it from the janitor closet next time Kakashi and Iruka sneak out."

"Ok, Im gonna be a wolf!, Hinata what are you going to be?" Kiba asked.

"A-angel." she stuttered as Kiba looked at her.

"Sasuke! What about you? Im going as a fox!" Naruto yelled happily.

"Vampire." Sasuke said simple.

"Sexy." Sai said as he slinked over to Sasuke from his position on the floor.

"Now, I think I can see you in a couple of revealing vampire outfits." Sai said seductively as he ran his hands along the sides of the Uchiha.

"You can suck me anyday." Sai said close to his mouth.

Sasukes eyes just got really wide, then Sai was forcefully thrown off his body by none other then the blonde haired boy Naruto.

"Naruto?" Sasuke whispered.

"Sai! What the hell!? Thats so not appropriate for school!" Naruto yelled at the boy laying on the ground.

"What? Gaara and Neji do it all the time in the bathroom, and Kakashi and Iruka too." Sai said.

"Yeah, but thats behind closed doors." Naruto said as he sat down again.

"So all I have to do is get him behind a closed door huh?" Sai thought evily to himself.

"Sai get your fat ass up already!" Kiba yelled as he threw away his lunch.

"Oh coming, coming." Sai said putting a smile on his face as he ran out the door.

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After Lunch Naruto and Sasuke parted ways for the only class that they don't have together. Naruto went off to drama class, while Sasuke went to Math with Iruka.

"Hey Shikamaru, whats up?" Naruto asked as he jumped up on the stage to sit next to the lazy teen who was laying down with his feet dangeling off the edge. He was in 3-D art and they were making the back round for Drama club (5) so he was 'helping' them set up.

"I rather be outside watching clouds. Working is too troublesome" Shikamaru said closing his eyes and putting his hands behind his head. Naruto, noticing that Shikamaru was not gonna respond to anymore acts of communication decided to find his other friends.

"What ever. Hey Sakura what up?" Naruto ran over and tackled the pink haired girl just as she was done talking to Sai who was hanging from the catwalk.

"Hey Naruto." Sakura said as she crawled out from under the blonde boy and patted him on the head like a dog.

"Yes, hello friend." Sai said with a big smile that made his eyes close into U's upside down.

"Hey Sai, whats up?" Naruto asked but Sai never got to finish because someone else began to speak.

"Now class today we will be doing the ever popular entrance training. For one to be a great actor you need to be able to make a huge entrance so that all eyes are on you." Said a voice from the rafters of the auditorium.

Suddenly smoke began to fill the stage and a crack was heard as a woman with short purple hair appeared from jumping down from the rafters..

"Have no need to fear, Anko is-" and then the fire alarm went off for the 30th time that year due to her entrance. Naruto sighed and began to walk out the door already drenched by the sprinklers as he made his way over to the north gym parking lot, knowing that Sasuke would have to come out of the north building cause thats where Irukas class was.

And just like that he spotted the raven haired boy standing next to Gaara and Choji.

"Anko?" Sasuke asked.

"Anko." Naruto answered as they stood out there in the cool autumn weather waiting for Principal Tsunade to yell at Anko, so they could get to their 6th period class.

And so they did about 30 minutes and a couple of screams later they were grabbing their books and heading off to science. But what they forgot was that he and Sasuke had Orochimaru for a professor and none of their other friends were in that class. Now how could they forget that?

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"Crap I hate Orochimaru he is so creepy." Naruto said as they walked to their 7th period class that they had with Jiraiya the sex ed teacher, who happened to be the half brother of Orochimaru and half brother of Tsunade.

There father, Seiteki Jouyouheki, had Orochimaru with a whore name Pansuke, and then got married to a German woman name Chikan and had Jaraiya, but then she cheated on him with a Russian name Stephan, and then married a busty woman name Oppai and had Tsunade. (6)

"I cant believe they let him keep a live boa constrictor in the class room."

"That is not right." Sasuke said shaking his head as he remembered the snake bastard as Naruto and Kiba dubbed him, had ran his hand along Sasuke lower back during the test which cause him to yelp and people stared at him.

"That mother fucker keeps on trying to grab my ass, but denies it every freaken time!" Sasuke ranted as they sat down in a room that had posters of cum cum Paradise, cum cum Romance, and Romance violence everywhere. He, as it turns out, is the writer of that book, and Kakashi would occasionally pop his head in and talk to him about god knows what, and sometimes with Iruka, but most of the time when Iruka comes he in trapped under the arm of Kakashi screaming, and Kakashi asks Jiraiya for a special Yaoi version volume 3. And then runs off and usually isn't there for Shino, Ino, and Chojis English class and they end up rummaging through his crap.

"Hello, student! It is I Jiraiya, lover of woman-".

"-and anything with two breasts a hole and a pulse." Naruto snickered to Sasuke who snorted.

"Now, all you need to remember kids is that if you have sex, you'll get pregnant and die."

"What about gay couples?" Sai asked who was apparently in their sex ed class. Who knew?

"They can have all the sex they want." said a voice from the door. All heads turned to see Kakashi with Iruka under his arm, who had on an annoyed look on his face, and his arms crossed as best he could from his position. But he didn't seem to be struggling.

"Hi Kakashi, Iruka," the class said in unison.

"Hello class, I see that you all enjoy this subject, now remember to do your extra credit!" Kakahis said just as a Yaoi book was thrown at his head which he caught and he was out the door when they heard Iruka scold from half way down the hallway, still in Kakashis arms, "Don't encourage them!"

"Ok, now speaking of extra credit, anyone who wishes to get 50 points of extra credit on their final grade will have to-" "Finish that sentence and you'll find your self out of a job, pervert." said a new voice from the door.

Heads turned again to see a busty blonde woman who they knew as principal Tsunade.

"Hey Granny Tsuande, you just missed Kakashi. He kidnaped Iruka again, so you might want to find Ibiki and Ibizu to fill in for them." Naruto said as he leaned back in his chair. He then thought about it again and said "Maybe just Ibiki and Genma."

"Thanks for the warning brat." Tsunade said ruffling his hair. Tsunade was like a grandmother to him, because he was an orphan since birth and she had known his parents while they were still alive and had taken care of him until he turned 10 then she let Iruka take care of the boy because he had been her student once and she knew he would be responsible.

"Well I just came in to make sure he wasn't corrupting your young minds." Tsunade said putting her hands on her thin waist and glaring at her brother. "Too late!" someone on the back yelled.

"Me? Never, and its not like these guys haven't done any of the stuff we've talked about." Jaraiya said putting his hands up as if defending himself.

"Yaya, whatever. Later brat." Tsunade said walking out the door.

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No!!!!! I lost my story!!!!!! wahhhhh! This is my first Naruto Halloween fic, and I lost part of it cause my computer froze up! And I had to like work about say 4 hours on this damn story betaing it cause I lost my Beta! So I need a new one. Reviews are always welcome! And I want to try and get this story finished before halloween. And maybe I'll put a lemon In the last chapter.

1- it's a concession stand

2- that unfortunately happened to me last year when I was visiting my cousin.

3- my fic their siblings, and Sasuke is their cousin.

4-direct quote from my band teacher.

5- drama club is different from the class.

6- look them up online

Signed

-The Puppet Master