Hey I'm Back!...Well kind of.

I know I have a couple stories that have been sitting unfinished plus a promised sequel, all of which I plan to complete but I've been watching a lot of action movies and reading a shit ton of really good Bella and non-cannon pairings. I can't even remember the last time I've read a Bella/Edward pairing.

This story though has been bouncing around my head non-stop and it's kind of easy for me to write, even when I haven't touched it for a few weeks, it has been easy for me to pick up and continue. So I kind of just want to get this one out there and off my chest.

Reviews are more than welcome.

Enjoy!


Outfits - /cgi/collection?id=4994209 (In order of appearance) It's Polyvore


Bella glared silently at the overcast sky as she exited the plane, she hated places like this and tried her best to avoid them. Don't get her wrong, she adored thunder storms and loved to be outside in one, but Forks, Washington was something completely different because it was just fucking cold, wet, and depressing all the fucking time and she wanted nothing to do with it but this is where her fucking uncle lived so she would have to suck it up….or so she had been told.

She spotted him easily in the not so crowded Port Angeles airport, she knew he was Chief of Police but she would think he would wear something else other than his uniform and even if he hadn't she would've spotted that damn mustache from a mile away. She supposed she should be grateful that he wasn't a blonde, because if he was she was turning the fuck around and getting on the next flight out of Washington State because she would not share a house with a man who looked like he was a cop from a 70's porno,

"Here we go" she whispered quietly to herself before moving with purpose to Charlie Swan, her father's older brother

She had made it halfway to him before he noticed her and Bella supposed she should be glad that for a small town cop he was rather alert,

"Isabella?" he questioned as she grew closer and she chuckled at the wide eyed look he gave her

"Bella" she replied as she came to stand in front of him, he really wasn't much taller than her

"Huh?" he questioned

"Bella, I like to be called Bella Uncle Charlie" Bella smirked

"Oh uh yeah, Isabella's a bit of a mouthful I guess….you uh, you got any extra luggage other than your carry-on?"

"No, everything got to the house okay?" Bella questioned, she needed to know if she was going to have to make a list when she got there

"Uh yeah, it's uh….it's good to see you kid" he smiled and gave her an awkward hug which Bella returned, she always knew the lack of PDA was a family thing passed down through the Swan line

"You too Uncle Charlie, let's get out of here, I hate airports" Bella smiled

"Same here kid, let's go" Charlie nodded turning and leading her out the airport, Bella didn't think he hated it for quite the same reasons she hated airports but to each their own and she would definitely not judge anyone…much

The school ran rampant with the news of a new student, the niece of their beloved Police Chief Charlie Swan fresh out of boarding school and ready to enjoy the final semester of her senior year,

"Her parents were both in the military, she's going to be an army brat" Rosalie sighed with a roll of her eyes

"According to Mrs. Pope's thoughts they died when she was young, she's from Texas, Pelican Island to be exact" Edward voiced

"I like her already, although she really might be a brat if she grew up on an island" Jasper noted

"She's been in the boarding school since her parents died, The Episcopal School of Texas in San Antonio" Edward added

"One second" Alice chirped as she whipped out her phone and searched up the school, "It's a co-ed military boarding school"

"Army brat" Rosalie nodded with conviction this time

"You guys are cold" Charlotte replied with a smile and a shake of her head

"Yeah but you agree" Alice smirked with a challenging eyebrow

"Well duh" Peter chuckled as he winked at his little pixie of a sister

Peter absolutely loved his family; sure they went to high school and college and interacted with the human world a lot more than the others of their species but there was the fact that they weren't like the other vampires no…they were bad asses plain and simple, hell they were even more feared and revered than the Volturi and that was hard to do.

When Alice had led them to the Cullen home Peter had wondered why Carlisle, Esme, and company were so deeply respected when they were such obvious pacifist until he witnessed what formidable fighters they were when their family was under attack, never mind that the family in question was not to be trifled with. Peter already knew what Jasper was made of, having trained under him, he was known as the demon of the south and the Major but Jasper's mate Alice while small and pixie-like with womanly curves that he knew Jasper adored was also a kick ass fighter that had beaten Jasper's ass a few times and with her visions, that she learned not to rely on, she was a sight to behold as she practically danced around opponents with the grace of a ballerina, a perfect fit for Jasper. His youngest brother in physical age but oldest in terms of vampire years only topped by Carlisle himself, Edward, was the fastest fighter he knew…faster than any vampire actually because he could outrun most newborn vampires and that was as fast and as strong as vampires got but with his mind reading and eventually learning to not rely solely on his ability and his speed it took Jasper upwards of 12 hours minimum to win a fight when he and Edward were both seriously engaged. Edward's mate, Rosalie, who had the power of compulsion, was the most beautiful female vampire any of them had come across and she often gave vampires pause but as beautiful as she was, she was an equally fierce warrior which was a ridiculously tall order but it was very much true and like her mate, she gave Jasper a very real run for his money when they were both taking the fight seriously. His oldest brother in physical age but youngest in terms of vampire years, Emmett, was the only vampire that could kick Jasper's ass on a regular basis, he was a mammoth of a man who had the power of a mental and physical shield along with the power to exceed at all things physical plus his strength was unrivaled by that of even a newborn and there were times were he could even outrun Edward plus he was by far the most beautiful vampire any of them had come across counting both the male and female gender and he had struck both genders speechless on many occasions but his looks barley held a flame to how deadly the man was because he was a machine….a very deadly and graceful machine. Peter himself had a power he fondly referred to as Yoda because all it did was just tell him shit or give him feelings about information that he had no way of gaining on his own, it sometimes presented itself in fighting but he in no way relied on it but that didn't make him any less of a kick ass fighter because while he couldn't kick Emmett's ass or kick Jasper's on a regular basis their fights never ended quick when they were taking it seriously. Peter's mate, Charlotte, was pretty much in the same boat as her mate although her power of extreme self-preservation did help her tremendously, a power that only Jasper and Emmett could overcome consistently and Peter about 55% of the time.

"So when is the princess due to arrive?" Emmett smirked as he winked at a passing freshman who nearly passed out at the sight

"She starts a week from now on Tuesday" Edward replied

"She better be worth the wait, I need a little excitement in life" Emmett smirked

"Why do you think she can bring it?" Rosalie smirked

"She's coming from a military boarding school she's about to be the most rigid or wild girl the school has ever seen" Peter smirked

"Damn straight" Emmett nodded

"I still don't know we couldn't go to California or something for school" Alice huffed

"It was your fault Alice, you picked it out of the magic hat" Emmett smirked

"Why the fuck was it even in there?" Alice grumbled

"Because we have a house there" Jasper chuckled taking his wife's hand

"That was a dumb idea" Alice grumbled

"Oh, I'm telling Esme you said that" Peter I smirked

"You do that and we won't be anywhere near the sun for the next 5 decades" Rose glared

"Ok never mind" Peter conceded

Peter never knew why the even bothered to hide away from the sun when it didn't affect them like the others of their species who sparkled like glitter covered models at the smallest amount of direct sunlight, but on the outside they were very different from other vampires. They were pale but they weren't that deathly pale like the others but more along the lines of alabaster white, the next big thing were their eyes. The eye colors of a vampire often gave up the gig before anything else whether it be red because they were new to the life or consumed human blood or a golden color because they consumed animal blood, the idea was that it always told on them to some extent but that was not the case for Peter and his family. Peter and his family had human eye colors, intense eye colors but still human; Esme sported bright bottle green eyes, while Edward and Alice sported amazing emerald green eyes, Carlisle sported beautiful sky blues, while Jasper and Rosalie sported cornflower blue eyes, Emmett and Charlotte both sported eye catching cerulean blue eyes, and Peter sported silver blue eyes with a ring of black around each iris. They could also consume human food and open their pores to release its waste through sweat which only made them smell ten times more intoxicating, the opening of their pores was something they could control up until they were having sex when it would take on a mind of its own. Their need for blood was very little and while Carlisle and Esme didn't want to take a life they quickly learned that animal blood hurt them more than it helped them so they took part in the scum of the earth only needing about two bodies a month to be fully sated.

"Ah, you a bitch" Emmett guffawed

"Shut your ass up, if you ever pissed Esme off you'd let her beat your ass with a tire iron because you're afraid of her. I am not a bitch, bitch" Peter glared

They all stood quietly in the parking lot looking at one another,

"….After you just bitched me out like that, you're the biggest bitch Peter" Emmett smiled

"I fucking hate you man" Peter laughed hugging the big oaf, Peter reckoned that had he and Jasper not had the past they had; Emmett would be his number one best friend

"Aww" Alice cooed

"Alice" Peter and Emmett groaned as they pulled apart and began moving to the cars

"What did I do?" Alice questioned

"None of that shit man" Peter huffed

Bella snatched up the ringing phone as she began to unpack glad that Charlie was just like how she remembered him since the last time she saw him, socially challenged, quiet and her favorite…hated to hover so with the promise of ordering pizza soon he left her to unpack,

"Hello George" she grumbled as she continued to unpack

"Hope you're finding your room up to par" George started off cautiously because he knew she wasn't happy about the move, absolutely loathed it in fact and he did not want her unhappiness directed on him…people rarely survived when that happened

"I am unhappy George, can you tell me why I am unhappy George because I have an idea"

"Because we made you move to Forks?"

"Because you made me move to fucking Forks and if that's not bad enough, guess who I'm living with?"

"Your uncle"

"My uncle, George, a man I haven't seen or spoken to since my parent's funeral"

"Hey, you could've called him"

"Shut the hell up George you know I couldn't and the phone works both ways, he read their 'will' and wiped his hands so again explain to me why I'm here"

"You know why"

"So it would make sense to go live with the one living relative I have?"

"Yes, you know we still need you so don't worry about that"

"Oh I'm not, I just hate it here and you fucking know that George"

"I thought you liked the rain?"

"Not like this George, this shit is like soggy cereal and you know I fucking hate soggy cereal"

"I know but on the bright side we've got a dance studio for you with Marko on call and your training facility too and remember not to have sex with Marko Bella"

"Oh please, he's as gay as they get George"

"Yet he seems to forget how gay he is when he's dancing with you"

"Not my fault George"

"Yeah, sure it isn't"

"Really, you're going to blame that on me?"

"No I suppose not, just Bella sit tight and keep your other phone on you at all times okay"

"I better not get stuck here having to do the teenage thing George, high school is overrated and I'm going to end up hurting someone"

"I know don't worry things will slow down a bit but they won't stop, believe me when I say no one here wants you upset with them"

"Good to know George"

"We also noted that the position of your room…"

"Is a fucking nightmare George, anyone can climb that fucking tree and watch me sleep but I have to fucking leave it, because if I don't anyone can walk by and just fucking see into my room"

"Sorry Bella and another thing Bella…."

"I'll take whatever the hell I want to school George; don't even think about asking me that"

"Had to try, don't want you getting tempted with the kids in school"

"I wouldn't dare waste something so special to me on them"

"Fair enough"

"By the way, none of this would've happened if you had just let me do it"

"You know they've got too much pride for that"

"And look where it's got them and the others"

"Yeah I know, just consider this a half vacation"

"That would suggest that I am some where I want to be" Bella deadpanned

"Bella the pizza is here" Charlie shouted from the floor below

"The pizza was here 5 minutes ago, his lying ass, probably forgot I was even here" Bella grumbled as she shut the closet door

"Be nice, Bella" George chuckled

"Uh huh, bye George"

"Bye Bella" George chuckled and hung up, he loved that girl but he was also well aware that he did not want to be on her bad side and he knew right now he was flirting with it, he still had nightmares about the last time he really and truly managed to piss her off….God help him.