Me- Hi Naraku. Mind if I ask you a couple of questions?
Naraku- Not at all. But who are you? Do you have Shikon Jewels!
Me- Im the Interviewer and no I don't the precious. Ok! So Naraku, Is it true you hate EVERYONE in the feudal era?
Naraku- Yes I do.
Me- So you don't like anyone? Not even a special girl or guy?
Naraku- IM NOT GAY!Well I do like someone, but you can't tell anyone. I really like Kikyo. For trying to kill Kagome. Also for giving me jewel shards.
Me- Ok you can come in.
Naraku- What the……
Kikyo- YOU WHAT! OMG EWWW YOU LOSER FREAK JERK FACE!GO DIE IN A LITTLE CORNER!YOU'RE EVIL AND VILE AND SMELL BAD.
Naraku- Umm Kikyo…well umm…you see…umm...but baby I love you…I'm going to get you for this! PLEASE LOVE ME BACK!
Kikyo- OMG!EWW NO! I HAVE TO GO LIKE HIDE SOMEWHERE FROM HIM! AHHHHHHH(runs out of room)
Naraku- Kikyo Wait….OOOOO….I'm going to get you for this…you hear me…I'll eat you bones and…
Me- Come in Now
Naraku- What the….
Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku Shippo- OOOO WERE GOING GET YOU!HAAA HAAA!
Naraku- Oh Crud. OH IM GONNA GET YOU FOR THIS! YOU HEAR ME
Me- HEE HEE! NOTHING LIKE SEEING A GOOD OLD FIGHT!
Kagome, Inuyasha, Sango, Miroku, Shippo- Take this, and that, and this! THIS IS FUN!
Sacred Jewel Shards flying Everywhere
Me- MY PRECIOUS, COME TO ME MY PRECIOUS(picks up jewel shards) MY PRECIOUS! WE LOVE THE PRECIOUS. WE OBEY THE PRECIOUS!WE NEVER LET GO OF THE PRECIOUS!
Inuyasha- HEY LET GO OF THAT. THEY ARE MINE TO MAKE ME A FULL DEMON!(comes near me with Tetsuiga)
Me- NO ITS MY PRECIOUS MINE (takes out bow and arrow and hits him in heart) ITS MY PRECIOUS AND NO ONE ELSES! MUHAHA
Inuyasha- OH YOUR GONNA GET IT IN THE SEQUEL! YOU JUST WAIT!
Me- AHH SHUT UP U FREAKY MUTT THING!(sorry for that, I do love Inuyasha) IT'S MY PRECIOUS! NOW LEAVE ME BE WITH MY PRECIOUS!MUHAHA! INUYASHA IS NOT WORTHY OF THE PRECIOUS! HE DOESN'T OBEY THE PRECIOUS! HE SLEEPS WITH THE PRECIOUS!
Inuyasha- WHAT?I DON'T SLEEP WITH IT.
Me- It told me you do! Isn't that right?
Shikon Jewel- He sexually abuses me!Keep me away from that Mutt thingy! AHHHHH!
Me- Ahh its ok. Inuyasha does that cause he can't get a girl.
Inuyasha- WHAT! YOUR GONNA GET IT IN THE SEQUEL! YOU JUST WAIT YOU LITTLE...
Me- Oh Yeah!Bring it on mutt boy! LETS SEE WHAT YOU GOT YOU FLEE BAG!