This is the third Remedies for the Ill, one of the least popular comedy series at FF.N! Drew and I are (kinda) proud to present you the one that's based on the Legend of Zelda series. Co-authored with my great friend Drew, the first chapter is done...

Update: Also made with Drew, this story tells of how Drew and I try to save Hyrule from the Zelda series. As a parody, Link and Ganondorf will make appearances, while Zelda plays barely a role. The plot is this: Drew and I somehow get transported to the land of Hyrule, and we change into... something weird. Drew is similar to Midna's imp form, and I technically take on the role of Link (albeit much less heroic and skillful) even thought Link is still in it. Well, that about wraps up the "longer summary..." Oh, one other thing! Drew and I have been busy for the past months, so excuse us if the editing of our chapters take long(er than usual). School and personal issues have been... well, issues lately. We have lives, too, you know!

Chapter I: Arrival

In the Magical Land of Hyrule

Py: Whoo, we're finally here! Somehow, we've gone from a Digimon-related universe to a Zelda-themed one… Well, this is a tad freaky…

Drew: Yeah! I mean, I'm not complaining, but what happens next is just too random now.

PY687: DigiDrew and I agreed to do this, so deal with it!

DigiDrew: Yup! During our serious discussion about the first two stories (that has no reviews)…

Py: Serves you two right! Oh wait; we were the main stars of it. So does that mean we're unloved?

PY687: You bet!

Drew: Hey look, Py, I can do this!

Drew conjures up a magical fireball in his hands.

Py: Lucky! All the equipment I got when I came were the Noble Sword, Hylian Shield, twenty bombs (aw man, that's my max), twenty arrows (hey, that's my max too), a bow, and a boomerang. (Not even some new clothes…) What do you have, Drew?

Py sighs, showing his disappointment in the turn of events.

Drew: Maybe I am lucky, but look: There're weird markings on my beautiful face, I've got some weird helmet thingy with an orange hand sticking out of it… and I also have a really big butt. Man, that's ugly…

Drew shudders uncontrollably.

Py: Ha-ha! I laugh at this turn of events- hey wait, what're you doing to me now?

Drew grabs Py with the arm protruding from his helmet and lifts him into the air.

Drew contemptuously: Hmm, not so funny now, is it?

Py: Argh, put me down now!

Drew: Oh, fine… Whatever you say, "buddy."

Drew flies up twenty feet and drops Py from the aforementioned height.

Py: Ouch! Aw man, my bottom… Hey look, a purple Thing! How're ya? (And how'd you get here with us?)

Thing: Oh, I'm just fine; thanks for asking- beep! You have a new message… read?

Py: Wow, is this an email system or something? I didn't know Hyrule had the internet.

Thing: Sorry, I cannot understand. You have a new message… read?

Drew: Py, shut up already! Thing, sure thing – we'll read the letter.

Thing in Helga's voice: Drew and Py, the Kingdom of Hyrule is under attack by the Dark Lord! He has turned the minds of our "Royal Knights," and they have now been traitorous to our peaceful cause! You two must prevent them from finding the three Triforce pieces for Ganondorf; please hurry and save the kingdom!

Py: Whoa, that's a neat letter there. So where should we go now, Drew; the beach?

Drew: But you heard the Thing, right? Shouldn't we be helping that girl?

Py: Eh, there's no way the "Drew and Py" is us. At least, I hope not…

Drew: Good point, Py. To the beach!

Thing: You have another new message… read?

Py: What, already?

Thing: Sorry, I cannot understand. You have a new message… read?

Drew: Um, sure.

Thing in Helga's voice: You two are the Drew and Py I was speaking of. So, don't go to the beach; in fact, help me gather the three Triforce pieces and save my Hyrule!

Drew: What do you say to that?

Py: Simple coincidence. Really, there must be a serious "email jam" or something: we keep getting some poor chap's email! Twice in a row, too…

Drew: Ah. You are full of explanations for everything, aren't you?

Py: Yup. Time-space continuum… oh, good times, good times.

Drew: Uh huh. But I wasn't aware of a girl being ruler of Hyrule other than Zelda. I mean, did you hear that crackly, yet girly voice saying "my Hyrule?"

Py: Yeah, but I guess we just landed in the wrong time.

Thing: So are we going to- beep! You have yet another new message… read?

Drew: What?! Oh, fine, we'll hear it.

Thing in Helga's voice: Go to Hyrule Castle now! Don't make me come over there and drag you back here. Get moving already!

Drew: Bah, demands will get you nowhere.

Py: Let's go to the beach! See ya later, Thing.

Thing: You have no new messages. beep -the beach, guys? Uh, guys? Don't just leave me… oh, nevermind.

Thing runs off.

I've had some people PM me about why it's called "remedies for the ill." It's simple: a good laugh can cure any sickness!