Krissiness: Hey Kesaki what ya wanna write about?

Fireprincess_Kesaki: uh.yu-gi-oh?

Krissiness: I get dibs on Joey!!!!!

Kesaki: Wha??!! No way! Ok I call.well lets see. Kaiba's a jerk, Tristians a loser, and I hate Yugi so.I call Marik!!!

Krissiness: Can we kill Tea? *begs on knees*

Kesaki: *evil Grin* ok but I call killing her.

Krissiness: NO WAY!!! It was my idea!!!! *throws fist in the air*

Kesaki: but you get Joey. *crosses arms*

Krissiness: But but you like Marik!!!!!! Why don't we just put her through lots of pain instead? *evil laugh* mawahaha

Kesaki: Ok!

Krissiness: Let the games begin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kesaki: oh yeah we need a disclaimer.

Krissiness: * laughs a lil embarrassed* oh yeah

Kesaki: we do not own Yu-gi-oh or any of its stupid characters so go get stoned and join us in our happy place. *smiles goofy like*

Chapter one- Welcome to "High School" get it HIGH school? Oh neva mind.

Kesaki and Kristy walk into kuwanakakakakki (hey it sound jap. Right?) High.

Kristy: Boo-yah!!! We're in a Jap. High school!! Go us, go us! *does the go us dance* (hey inside joke ok)

Kesaki: uh, but we don't speak Japanese.*opens up a catalogue* her we go a do-it yourself story translating jap to English special do hicky machine. Wow that's a mouthful..

Kristy: *goes deathly white* Umm there's a really hot guy but he has blonde hair and umm wow look at those eyes *whispers to Kesaki* umm he doesn't look Japanese to me.

Kesaki: *drools* uh wha? Did you say something?

Kristy: Forget it *she whispers as the hot guy walks to them*

Hot guy: Hi was up? Are yall new?

Kesaki: *faints*

*dead silence both girls staring at the hot guy*

Kristy: Um yeah! My name is Kristy and that's Kesaki! *holds hand out*

Hot guy: *takes outstretched hand* Hi I'm Joey!

Kesaki: *gets up off the floor.* uh hi. *waves goofy like*

Kristy:*laughs* Hi Joey nice to meet ya! You mind showin us around cause umm don't tell anyone but we're lost.

Kesaki: and new!...oh wait, never mind you already know that.

Joey: *laughs and winks at us* Sure I know how it feels to be new.

Kristy: *almost faints from being winked at* Great!!!

Joey: Maybe I can introduce you to my friends.

Kesaki: friends? As in other hot guys? Oh wait. Forget I said that.

Kristy: *punches Kelsey in the stomach* Sure that be great too!!!

Kesaki: owness.

Joey: *laughs* ok then fallow me ladies.

Kristy: *whispers to Kesaki* Lady? He don't know me very well.. Hehe

Kesaki: *evil laugh along with dark music*

Joey: what was that?

Kesaki: uh.nothing.

Kristy: *laughs* Umm Kesaki's just ummm yeah..

Kesaki: you better watch it if you wanna keep both eyebrows. Kristy: Hey now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joey: *laughs* You shouldn't threaten your best friend like that trust me!!! Speakin of which that's my bestfriend, Yugi *points to a short spiky blonde guy*

Yugi: Hi Joey

Kesaki: *twitch* he's a midjet.

Kristy: * punches Kesaki* SHUTUP!!

Yugi: New friends of yours Joey? *gives Kesaki and evil glare*

Kesaki: *bandages up wounds and glares at the stupid lil midjet.*

Yugi: I read that.

Kesaki: shut up shorty.

Joey: uh.sure.

Kristy: *dies*

Joey: Umm is she supposed to do that?

Kesaki: *looks at scrip* yes but not in this story.

Kristy:* Jumps up* woops

*blonde chick walks up to Joey and winks at him*

blonde chick: Hey there Joey. New kids?

Joey: Hey Mai. Yeah they're new.

Kesaki: *twitch* I'm not a kid *points at Yugi* that's a kid.

Yugi: Would you quit with the short jokes!!!

Kristy: Im not a kid!!!!!! Im 15 Thank you!!!!!!!!

Mai: Well I'm 18 babe top that?

Kristy: *steams*

Kesaki: breath in breath out. Joey: Has anyone seen Tristan or Tea?

Yugi: They had to finish a test.

*An awkward silence*

Kristy: Umm I'm Kristy!! *holds hand out to Yugi*

Yugi: *shakes her hand* Hi I'm-

Kesaki: *interrupting him* short.

Kristy: Yugi right?

Yugi: *flattens eyes at Kesaki* Yes.

Kesaki: *shrugs and decides to go make fun of Mai* *cough* cleavage *cough*

Mai: What did you say?? *glares at Kesaki*

Kristy: Umm she had something stuck in her throat that's all *Hits Kesaki hard on the back*

Kesaki: Would you stop hitting me!!

Kristy: Maybe if you start acting right!!!!!!!!!

Kesaki: What are you my mother?

Kristy: No just sister *hugs Kelsey* *whispers in ear* I sware to God if you mess this up I will KILL you!!!

Kesaki: *stands behind Yugi.* I love you too.

Kristy: Better

Joey: Umm Im lost

Yugi: GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kesaki: Fine your shortness wasn't protecting me anyways.

Yugi: *steams*

*a girl with short brown hair and an annoying voice walks up*

Annoying chick: Hi Yugi!!!!!!!!!!!

*Kristy and Kesaki look at each other scared*

Yugi: Hi Tea!! This is some new friends Kristy and and and Kesaki *glares at Kesaki*

Kesaki: *smiles fakely* Hello there prep, I mean new friend.

Tea: *smiles genially* Hi Kesaki nice to meet you!!!

Kristy: Hi Tea!!!

Kesaki: *Twitch* I need a psychiatrist.

Joey:ooookay.

Mai: Crosses arms* you kids are weird.

Kristy: Um excuse me?

Mai: Yeah you are weird!! You have black hair and funny colored eyes!

Kristy: *hurt* whatever

Tea: Not true!!!!! *hugs Kristy*

Kesaki: *twitch (again)* Ok I'm going to class now.

Kristy: Um where is class?

Joey: Ill show ya!! Yugi you take Kesaki to her next class will ya pall?

Yugi and Kesaki: *twitch*

Yugi: uh.yea sure.

Kesaki: *hands yugi her schedule*

Yugi: Computer Economics for business CEO's senior???!!! That's Kaiba's class?

Kesaki: um.I'm smart?

Yugi: There is no way you can be taking this class.

Kesaki: So tell me is this Kaiba guy hot?

Joey:You take sign language classes??!!!

Kristy: Um yeah is that bad????

Joey: No....

*hot guy walks by with brown hair and blue eyes*

Kristy: Wowsers who's that guy????

Joey: *scowls* Kaiba..

Kristy: Uh huuuuhhh

Kaiba: *walks to Kesaki* So your in my next class?

Kesaki: *waits an hour to finally answer that* uh..yeah..

Kaiba: Come on I'll show you where it is. You don't need to be hanging around these losers.

Kesaki: C'ya shorty, losers, laterness. *waves then fallows Kaiba all excited like*

Kristy *a little hurt* Hey now! Kesaki? Cya right?

Kesaki: Sure sista c'ya at lunch.