I Wanna...
By: SuperHyuga Yoshi-chan
I Wanna...Prologue.
It was a breezy, beautiful day.
On an unknown, desolate place only home to the several short sub-human species known as "Chibis" and only a handful of human beings; two boys, a man, a meme, and several friends of their own were(unknowingly) traveling to an island; full of all sorts of exotic species, lush lands, sandy beaches, and an amazing city to match. It was one of those islands that you only dreamed about, but one you knew would be exploited for profitable gain if it was discovered by the wrong marketing mastermind.
Well, the point was, it's beautiful. Picture perfect. And what better way to spend a summer vacation, right?
But enough about the description: Let's get on with the actual prologue, shall we?
" Ahhhh...it's good to take a break." A young man in his late 20's put down his suitcases in order to yawn and stretch his arms up high. "I can't wait to relax in one of those hammocks."
The young man was a guy of 5 ft. 'something' stature, with a reddish-brownish beard and a friendly personality to match. In other words, he was an ordinary guy searching for a getaway from his extraordinary life. He would have looked about as ordinary as everyone else(what with a sky blue hibiscus-patterned shirt and some khaki shorts) save for the fact he was wearing a blue cap decorated with colorful buttons. The kind with catch catch phrases, such as: "Because shut up" and "In Canada!" However, on a small island known as...known as...um...well...*heh!*(Well, it definitely wasn't duelist kingdom, that's for sure!) he was sure to be able to get away from the life of Anime Convention Booths, stuffy hotel rooms, traveling with an Internet meme, and crazy psychotic frothing-at-the-mouth rabid fans.
He picked up his suitcases and was about to keep on walking when he heard a nasally sounding voice that was quite...loud. The light breeze did a great job of carrying the voice and turning it into an unique lilting tune.
"...and it'll be so much fun! We can try new things, do new stuff, eat new foods, and go on safari adventures! Heck, maybe we can even go pirating!"
"You mean like Gay Pirates?"
"...Wait, what?'
"I said like Fey Pirates."
"What? Tina Fey's never been in a pirate movie!"
"Just check the credit roll of 'Pirates of The Caribbean.'."
"Okay, now I know you're lying. You hate pirate movies. Especially 'Pirates of the Caribbean."
The blue capped man then heard the hysterics of a deep-voice with a British accent. "Okay, you've got me. I was just joking."
"So what was it you had said before?"
"Nothing important."
"Oh."
The blue-capped man, deciding he had heard enough, had set down his suitcases and off the lightly foot-trodden dirt path he was traveling on. Pushing aside some tall grasses and dandelions, he moved in slowly, for fear of being spotted. Once he decided he was in a good spot-the bamboo shoots definitely promised some good concealment-he crouched down and glanced around. Past the taller bamboo shoots, the huge piles of sand dunes and near the ocean's calm waves, he spotted them: two boys who seemed to be exact opposites, but ran quite parallel when paired together.
One of them was nicely tanned, with bleach blonde hair to match, and what seemed to be violet-colored eyes. He was wearing gold jewelery on his arms and shoulders. A lavender shirt that cut off at his midriff and a pair of leather pants completed his look. To some people, he would have come off as effeminate, but it didn't bother him much.
The other boy had ridiculously fluffy hair with chocolate eyes, really pale skin, and was wearing a sky-blue and white striped shirt with some jeans. In other words, he looked pretty normal(save for that poofy hair...it really made him want to laugh.)
"Hey Bakura," The nasally voice which had originated from the tan skinned boy said. "It's a really good thing Ryou's family has a vacation house way out here on an uncharted island."
"Yes Marik." The poofy headed boy now known as Bakura responded. "It's pretty convenient. Too convenient. It makes you suspicious as to what they do in order to even have enough money to afford this."
"Well, he's your 'vessel' right? Surely you talk to him every once in a while." Marik looked at him with a gleam in his violet eyes. "Besides, he's a Binky-boy who's a total pushover. What are the odds of his parents being anything other than...well, British?"
"Hm...well, I guess you're right. Anyway, we should be getting back to the beach house, since it's getting late and all."
"Aw, already? But Bakura," Marik suddenly dropped his happy glower and put on his puppy dog eyes. "The sun's setting!"
"I don't care."
You're EFFing lying!" Marik screeched. "Besides, staying out for sunset isn't going to kill you."
"But Marik...my skin-"
"Oh, phooey! Sunset barely qualifies as tanning. Now sit down and watch it with me."
"...No-"
"I COOMMAND YOU!"
"Ugh, FINE!"
The two boys sat down where they stood, watching the colorful rays of the sunset waving goodbye while it's luminous kisses reflected off the water and onto their faces.
Unbeknown to them, a man in a blue cap who had finished observing them was walking off with a smile on his face.
They were going to be quite the "Down the beach" neighbors.
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Author's Notes!
Hello fans! Sorry it's been forever since I've uploaded anything, but you know life and it's malfunctions...and distractions. Not to mention the new operating system we're now using(Linux is so different from Microsoft) but no problems! Anyway, a little bit about the fic:
This Yu-Gi-Oh! Fanfic is based off of Little Kuriboh's renditions and versions of the characters. So if ya' see a familiar catch phrase or two in there: no worries! All rights are reserved.
Yu-Gi-Oh! Belongs to their respective rights and owners.
Yu-Gi-Oh! The abridged(canceled) series Belongs to Little Kuriboh.
All characters are fictional unless stated otherwise.
Wait...who said I was gonna tell ya who was who? You guys are smart enough to figure it out yourselves! ;)
'Till next time though,
see you soon!
-Yoshi.C!