Review Responding Time!
Noahop- I am pretty disappointed that my OC didn't get picked, but Charles and Georgia look pretty good. Do you think I could submit the same OC twice? Anyway, thinking Georgia is gonna be the big bad, her confessional near the end says everything. Anyway, what the cast has been up to was great. Ms. Milton standing up to Mr. Milton was a wonderful scene, glad that Dakota and Sam finally have no more obstacles. Max is personally the funniest character to me and I LOVED that he got 4th on the first season. Doubt he'll make it far this time though. Also thinking Sugar will be an early boot, and glad you let Beardo in, would be nice to see him rapping some songs.
Also, I think Mike's personalities aren't really gone and something's gonna happen that brings up Mal. Most likely winners to be are Sky (I see her having a redemption arc, also liked her being with Jo), Zoey, and Ella (she could be winner material, learning how to stand up for herself and etc). I'll be SHOCKED if Rodney or Leonard make it far though. Also, it will be hilarious to see Lightning lose THREE TIMES. So, there were tons of quotes that I loved, so i'll say this is my favorite, and can't wait for What If World Tour.
Favorite Quote: "I'm pratically a charity case! Look at my beard!" Oh good ol Leonard. Will your delusions ever cease?
Me- Sure.
We'll see...
Yeh after I realized how many people actually liked Beardo, I figured I could give him a second chance.
Probably not, he doesn't have enough HP to stop having delusions.
Amazing Brayden- Nice Season 3 I predict B to pull a Duncan and Quit in the first Episode cause This is all about singing and B doesn't talk So Yeah also Sorry for not normally reviewing but I read all of the first two Seasons So yeah
Me- We'll see...
It's cool, I know usually people may not have enough time to review.
ShadowJCreed- Totally worth the wait and I'll be ready to click on your new story when November comes around. I so can't wait to see how it will be. Also I like that Sammy didn't lose the money like Beth did in the cannon which is good. Well neither of my OCs got in, but it's fine the people you did chose actually sound pretty good and I'm wondering how they'll be with everyone in the cast. I predict Leonard or Jo will be the first out next season. Leonard for obvious reasons and Jo because I think she'll quit like Duncan did in the cannon because she'd refuse to sing since Jo doesn't seem like the singing type. The head injury and the dormant personalities totally confirm it Mal will be an antagonist in the new season.
Me- Thanks!
We'll see...
xtremexavier15- Awesome chapter. I noticed that Rodney didn't have a confessional at the end despite competing.
And don't spoil it but can you give me possibilities on who's gonna be the two aftermath hosts(I know Blaineley's gonna be one of them)
See you on November, and I posted a chapter of Revenge of the Vito.
Me- Oof thanks I didn't notice that.
Hmm... Well in the most non spoilery way possible I'll just say the aftermath hosts are people who aren't competing this season.
Cool, I'll go check it out!
AnonBrowser- Congrats on completing another fantastic piece! Just like your first story, it's overall one of the best Total Drama fics I've read even if I would've done certain things differently. Mike getting hit in the head and losing his alternate personalities is obviously foreshadowing Mal (and probably how that evil persona will be the next villain). Poor guy. Watch out everybody!
The Georgia OC is also definitely up to something that involves the real Mike. I'm suspicious of her and feel sorry for him and Zoey. Still glad Zoke qualified for the third season! It's also nice to see Jasmine, Max, Ella, and Beardo get another chance to compete. It however is a shame Shawn couldn't make it in. I also would've liked to see Brick, Dakota, and Sam go at it again, though understand that you can't always get what you want. The OC Charles is in for one hell of a ride!
I personally wish Rodney, Sky, and Anne Maria didn't qualify. They're all quite expendable and only the gymnast out of those three could ever feasibly reach the merge anyway. My guess for the first one out next season is B for refusing to sing when he doesn't really like to even talk (chances are he'll get eliminated pre-merge for this either way) or Leonard for his wizard delusions. Just please don't have anyone take the feral Ezekiel route from canon TDWT; it'll just make them plain unlikable if they weren't already.
On another note, I love how Dakota's mom berated Mr. Milton and is a much more likable person than him. Glad she approved the show for a third season and doesn't seem to have any issues with Samkota. Go Mrs. Milton! Dave is also bordering on creepy/desperate with wanting to make amends with Sky. If anything, he should just give one quick apology and leave it at that. The germaphobe evidently has some lingering feelings for her even if smaller than before. You once said you had a redemption arc for him, so I'd like to see that fleshed out. This means not being so focused on reaching out to the gymnast (with or without romantic intentions).
Super excited for your re-imagining of the third season!
Me- Thanks!
Yeh, While it would be nice to write for Sam, Dakota, Brick, and Shawn again. I didn't want to give them spots instead of people who only competed for one season and could potentially have new plotlines.
Hmm.. You could say that. I don't know I just wanted to include them.
Not sure if I should answer how long Dave's redemption arc is gonna be, might count as a spoiler.
Thanks!
SpaceZodiac- Woah I can't wait for the next season! In surprised on how many OCs I guessed and actually got in, and I'm rooting for Sky, Anne Marie, Dawn, B and Georgia. I wish my OCs (Toxa and Clayton) were accepted but Georgia sound really interesting.. Charles... Ehh not as much.. I'm surprised that Total Drama hasn't had a Painter, Actor or Magician character yet so this should be interesting...
Good luck on World Tour...
Me- Thanks!
Yeh, A contestant who was either an actor or magician just sounded really interesting. That's one of the main reasons why I chose Georgia.
GolddenKikachu5413- Well, my OC didn't make it. That's ok though, I can't wait for the season! One thing I'm hoping is for Leonard to have some type of redemption.
Me- Oof thanks for understanding, it was a rough process deciding which ocs to put in.
We'll see...
~ Canadian Airport~
Chris stood beside the airport as he the show began.
"Season Three of Total Drama folks! The world is gonna be mine, sea to shining sea. Sadly I'm forced to share it with a three ring traveling teen freakshow." Chris said
Right on cue the bus carrying all the contestants arrived.
" They'll be competing around the globe for ONE MILLION DOLLARS! So let's meet our players.." Chris said
" Sky, Jo, Dave, Lightning, Rodney, and Beardo!" Chris said
Sky, Jo, Dave, Lightning, Rodney and Beardo exited the bus, all of them carrying backpacks containing all of their things.
Dave notices Sky and goes over to talk to her.
" Hey-" Dave said before interrupted
Dave's view of Sky was blocked by Jo.
" Beat it Mr. Clean.." Jo said as she clenched her fist
" Well I guess freedom of speech doesn't exist on this show." Dave said
Dave being ignored by the two girls went over to talk to Beardo and Rodney.
" So... you guys. What have you been up too?" Dave asked
" We formed a band with Brick and Ella, but were on a break now so we can focus on winning the million." Beardo said
" Yeah Beardo says he wants the million to jumpstart his solo rap career." Rodney said
"... Wait you can rap?" Dave asked the hairy teen
" Yes sir." Beardo said
" Check it, Were at the airport-" Beardo said before interrupted
" I'm gonna stop you right there and exit this conversation." Dave said before walking away
…...
" Wow... kinda hypocritical though seeing as how he just said something about the Freedom of Speech." Beardo said with an annoyed tone
" He's just jealous, maybe?. I don't really know but I think he was." Rodney said as he patted Beardo on the back
"Thanks dude." Beardo said
The camera turned to Lightning who was flexing his muscles.
" Ooh sha-yeah! Hello camera say hi to the future winner of Total Drama baby!" Lightning said
"Because there ain't no way Lightning's gonna lose three times. In fact if he does... I-I'll eat my own shirt!" Lightning said
Jo smiled as she turned towards Lightning.
"Alright Bright-ning I'm holding you up to that agreement." Jo said
" Cool, well get ready to be disappointed." Lightning said
The camera turns back to Chris.
" Dawn, Sugar, Leonard, Max, Topher and B!" Chris said
Dawn, Sugar, Leonard, Max, Topher and B walk out of the bus.
B gives a thumbs up to the camera and takes out a book from his backpack and began to read it.
" So Leonard are you excited to be competing again?" Dawn asked
"Absolutely! With new spells up my sleeve there's no way I'm getting kicked out first again." Leonard said
" What about you? I heard last time you wanted to build a sanctuary for the beasts of Wawanakwa." Leonard said
" I do-" Dawn said before interrupted
Sugar pushes Dawn out of the way and bats her eyelashes at Leonard.
" Why hello wizard..." Sugar said flirtatiously
" Um... hello.. Sugar." Leonard said awkwardly
" It's been a while since we had time to chat, got any new spells to help me win?" Sugar asked
"Because if you do, we might have a showmance going on." Sugar said as she leaned in for a kiss
" Force field spell!" Leonard said as he put his hands up in defense
Topher having no one else to talk too, attempted to start a conversation with Max.
" What do you want?" Max asked
" I'm gonna regret asking this but you are a fan of Chris by any chance?" Topher asked
" I mean I respect his evil tactics but he dresses like a beach bum from the 50s. So if I had to answer your question... meh." Max said
" Well at least I have my idol to talk too." Topher said
"Hey Chris-" Topher said before interrupted
" Not now kid I'm busy. Welcome back the losers from Season One! Zoey, Mike, Anne Maria, Ella, and Jasmine!" Chris said
Zoey walks out of the bus and bumps into Anne Maria's hair.
" Ow I think I got a bruise from bumping into your helmet hair." Zoey said while rubbing her nose
" Don't worry Zoey, I think I have a bandage on me." Mike said as he dug into his pockets
" Hey Mike can you do all of us a favor and take yer shirt off?" Anne Maria asked
" Why- oh... Sorry Anne but um.. yeah Vito's gone." Mike said
"WHAT?!" Anne Maria asked
"Well not really gone but I haven't but able to access him or any of my multiple personalities since that stage light fell on my head." Mike said
" If there ain't no Vito, then I'm not interested." Anne Maria said as she walked away
" Phew.. alone at last." Mike said as she smiled at Zoey
" Ooh Mike.." Zoey said as she gazed into Mike's eyes
Chris looked over and saw Ella and Jasmine haven't came out of the bus yet.
" When I introduce you that means you come out." Chris declared
"Sorry Chris, Jasmine hasn't been feeling too well." Ella said
" I am NOT going on that death trap!" Jasmine said
"Since when is she afraid of flying?" Chris asked
"She's not, she's claustrophobic." Ella said
" Now Jasmine, remember to breath in and breath out." Ella said
" I-I a-already tried doing that!" Jasmine said nervously
Ella hugged Jasmine.
" I'll try and help Jasmine with her dreadful phobia. Hopefully by the end of the season she can overcome it!" Ella said excitedly
" I don't care either way so.. good luck with that. Now to keep things fresh and mix things up I'm adding two new players. He finds a way to mess up the most simplest of tasks, can speak multiple languages and overall a pretty nice guy, Charles!" Chris said
Charles trips and hits his chin on the pavement. Chris cringes at this.
" That's gotta hurt in the morning.." Chris said
Ella runs over and helps Charles up.
" Oh my are you okay?" Ella asked
" I-I'm fine, I wouldn't be where I am today if I couldn't survive some pavment to the chin." Charles said
Charles tries walking it off but trips again.
"That's just sad, And for our second new contestant she's a talented actress who has a fascination for magic tricks, Georgia!" Chris said
Georgia walks out of the bus and shakes hands with Chris.
" Pleasure to meet you Chris." Georgia said with a smile
" Wow a teenager who knows how to respect their elders. After two seasons we finally found one!" Chris said excitedly
Georgia chuckles at this and walks over to Mike and Zoey.
" So Mike you must tell me all about this game. I've never bothered to watch this show so I'm curious to how it works." Georgia said
" Oh sure!, You don't mind do you Zoey?" Mike asked
Zoey gritted her teeth.
"S-Sure go right ahead." Zoey said trying not to sound angry
Mike walked off to talk to Georgia.
Everyone's attention turned to the plane that rolled in.
" That doesn't look safe..." Sky said nervously
"Relax it's perfectly fine." Chris said
" Nope! Nuh-uh! I don't care if you kick me off, I'm not going on that thing! It's all cramped and small to the point where I can't even breathe-" A panicked Jasmine said
While Jasmine was ranting Chris tried to hit her over the head with a frying pan.
Jasmine grabbed Chris' wrist and snatched the frying pan from his hands.
" Did you just try too..?" Jasmine asked as she switched from panicked to angry
" Hehe.. I forgot how tall you were." Chris said nervously
Jasmine whacked Chris over the head with the frying pan.
Chris fell over as everyone winced.
" Mommy." Chris said in a high pitched voice
While Chris was hurt Topher took the chance to steal the spotlight.
" Now boarding on a voyage to a million big ones! I'm saving you a first class seat for all the action on TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!" Topher said
…...
" Seriously?" Dave asked in disbelief
" theme song plays"
Dear Mom and Dad, I'm doing fine
"The camera goes through different locations of the airport"
" It then goes underwater where Dawn is talking to a fish."
" You guys are on my mind, you asked me what I wanted to be, now I think the answer is plain to see"
" Charles appears on top of a boat woven by reed, a seagull bumps into him as he loses his balance and falls off of the boat. Meanwhile Leonard is reading his spell book as Sugar paddles. A raft that was occupied by Ella bumps into their raft, Sugar glares at Ella as she sinks. "
" I wanna be... FAMOUS"
"Mike helps Zoey up the Statue of Liberty, the two smile at each other."
" I wanna live close to the sun"
" Dave pushes Sky who was in a baby carriage across the Statue of Liberty, Dave trips over Anne Maria who was getting a sun tan as Sky falls off of the statue. "
"Well pack your bags because I already won"
" Sky falls into the arms of Jo who quickly drops her. The camera turned to B who was reading a book, a polar bear tapped on his shoulder. B looked suspiciously at the bear and removed it's hear revealing it was just Max. A baby seal jumps up and bites Max's arm, in response Max flails his arms around trying to get the seal off."
" Everything to prove nothing in my way, I'll get there one day... Because I wanna be famous!"
" The camera turned to Lightning and Jasmine who were surfing the two waved at the camera before crashing into each other. It then showed Rodney, Beardo and Georgia dancing across Broadway as The Total Drama Jumbo Jet flew by."
" Na, Na, Na, Nanana, Na na na"
" The entire cast formed a human pyramid as they extend their legs to the beat of the song."
" I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous..."
" It then shows New York, Australia, and France. The Jumbo Jet flies by it."
" I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous"
" The camera shows Zoey glaring at Georgia, Jo not really enjoying the song and B not singing at all, Chef angrily stops the plane and all of the contestants plummet towards the ground"
" Finally all of the contestants land behind the Jumbo Jet as the logo for Total Drama World Tour appeared behind it."
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Dining Area~
The contestants walk into the Jumbo Jet's Dining Area.
" Wait you were actually SERIOUS about the singing part?" Sky asked
" What's wrong with a little song?, I like singing." Ella said
" Well I personally don't." Dave said
" I'm with him on this one, I play to my strengths and SINGING isn't one of them." Jo said
" You think I'll get to beatbox?" Beardo asked
" I'll beat you if you try, Afro Monster." Jo said
" Why are you doing this to us, Mclean?" Max asked
"Singing reality shows are huge and the worse the singing, the higher the ratings." Chris said
"Which is why on this show there will be no vocal coaches or rehearsals or warning!" Chris said
All of the contestants except for Ella, Sugar, and Anne Maria collectively groaned.
" This is the dining area where you will enjoy all of your in flight meals." Chris said
" Not for long, it will only be a matter of time until I claim the dragon's gold!" Leonard said
…...
" So not trying to be mean here but... you were kinda booted first last time." Sky said
"So? You were booted second and that's even less memorable than being booted first." Sugar said with a nonchalant wave
Some of the contestants full on laughed at Sugar's burn as some merely chuckled. Sky glares at the pageant queen.
" Hey Chris where's the bathroom in this hunk of junk?" Anne Maria asked
" Just over there." Chris said as he pointed to his right
Anne Maria walked to where Chris pointed and ended up in the confessional.
CONFESSIONAL: ANNE MARIA
Anne Maria walked into the confessional and began to unzip her pants until she noticed the camera.
" Aw! Were doing the confessional in the bathroom thing again?!"
" Well I'll just hold it, I'm not pooping on national TV, nuh-uh."
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Economy Class~
" The losing teams will enjoy luxurious economy class accommodations between destinations." Chris said
" I don't see any beds around here." Dave said
" Do you see the safety harnesses and seats?" Chris asked
" Yeah." Dave said
"Put two and two together." Chris said
…..
" Wait!... Aww that's gross, this is a serious downgrade from last season." Dave said
" No comfort losers, scurvy and disease filled rats. But no comfort here, here or anywhere for that matter." Chris said
" Nice one Chris!" Topher said eagerly
"Thank you Topher, now if you'll follow me." Chris said
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: First Class~
" This is the first class cabin the domain of each weeks winners." Chris said
Sugar flopped down onto one of the couches and let out a belch.
" Now this is something a pageant queen like ME deserves." Sugar said
"Hey wizard.. why don't you papa squat right on next to me?" Sugar asked
Leonard fearfully hid behind one of the chairs.
" Invisibility spell..." Leonard said quietly
Zoey sat down on one of the chairs and noticed Georgia still talking to Mike.
Anne Maria noticed this and sat down next to her.
" What's wrong pasty? Having boyfriend troubles?" Anne Maria asked
"What do you care?, Not too long ago you wanted Mike too.." Zoey said bitterly as she turned her head away
" Um.. CORRECTION I wanted Vito. And now that he's gone I'm not wasting my time with that pencil necked loser." Anne Maria said
" Insults aside, You really mean that?" Zoey asked
" Of course doll, Mike wasn't my type to begin with but Vito.. phew.. he was a hunk." Anne Maria said as she blushed
" Hmm..." Zoey said as she pondered about this
COCKPIT CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
" Georgia's been a pain in my butt even before this season started."
"But wow this extra confessional is a thousand times nicer than talking on the toilet."
" Maybe for you but I'm trying to prep for a flight!" Chef said angrily
"Sorry! I'll be more quiet.." Zoey said as she lowered her voice
" But am I the only on this plane that doesn't trust Georgia she's so-" Zoey said before interrupted
" Incredibly talented." Chef said
" Um no.. She's completely-" Zoey said before interrupted
" Great at what she does?" Chef said
" No that's the complete opposite of what I'm trying to say!" Zoey said
" I'm just saying, she didn't win those Gemmy Awards for no reason." Chef said
" Yeah I think I'm done here." An irritated Zoey said
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Chris' Quarters~
Some contestants left first class and wandered into another room.
" Where are we now?" Rodney asked
" Whoa, a grand piano, wood burning pizza oven, and a hot tub. Man even the hotels we stayed at while we were on tour weren't this nice." Beardo said
" How do I win this?, A hot tub sounds like a nice place to have some alone time with Zoey." Mike said
" Mike, I didn't know you were so forward.." Georgia said with a chuckle
"Wait no! I meant like to talk-" A nervous Mike said before interrupted
"Easy tiger, these are my quarters which means their off limits, clear?" Chris asked
"Crystal." Mike said
CONFESSIONAL: MIKE
"Well I guess that plans down the toilet, literally."
" My best bet is to end up on the same team as her and win first class."
" Now that's romantic!"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Dining Area~
"And that's pretty much it well except for the cargo hold, But I'm sure you'll find them when I accidentally lock you in them." Chris said
"One more thing though, I'm sure you remember something called the elimination ceremony. Takes place right in there." Chris said
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Exit Room~
" If you don't receive a name brand of Mclean issued peanuts you'll be forced to take the Drop of Shame." Chris said
" Excuse me, sorry to interrupt your banter. But I have a peanut allergy-" Max said before interrupted
" You will be forced to take the Drop of Shame." An annoyed Chris said
" Didn't you hear me fool? EVIL cannot consume anything peanut related!" Max said
" Kinda like this!" Chris said as he grabbed Max
He then opened the exit door and prepared to throw Max out. However Jasmine grabbed Max and immediately closed the door.
"Whoa what is wrong with you today, mate? I mean your crazy sure but the frying pan thing and now this? its a bit excessive." Jasmine said
" Hey you can't ruin my fun!, If I wanna eliminate him right now, I will!" Chris said
" No you can't, the rulebook says no one can leave the game before the first challenge unless it's injury related." Sky said
" And how do YOU know that?!" Chris asked
" If I want to play a fair game of course I'm gonna read the rulebook." Sky said
" Ugh fine he can stay. But if any of you weirdos continue to rub me the wrong way, then expect a date with the ground in your near future." Chris declared
…..
"Is he normally this dark?" Charles asked
" You unfortunately get used to it." Ella said as she patted Charles on the back
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Dining Area~
The contestants sat in the dining area.
" So when do we start doing the challenges?" Charles asked
" Whenever Chris decides to randomly appear out of nowhere and announce it." Dave said
A bell noise was heard and everyone's attention turned to Beardo.
"Wasn't me." Beardo said with a shrug
Chris entered the room, wearing a bowler hat and a black and red tuxedo.
"Whenever you hear that friendly little bell, it's musical number time. So let's hear it." Chris said
"Are we supposed to sing a certain song?" Ella asked
" You can make it up as you go, we figured it's the best way to make it challenging." Chris said
Triumphant classical music began to play as Ella stood up.
" Up!" Ella sang
"Up!" Sky sang
"Up!" Georgia sang
" Up!" Zoey sang
The camera turned to the boys as they began to sing.
"Sing!" Rodney sang
"Sing!" Beardo sang
"Sing!" Mike sang
" Sing!" Topher sang
"We're flying!" All of the girls sang except for Jo
"And Singing!" All of the boys sang except for B
" We're flying and were singing!" Everyone except for two people sang
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: First Class~
The camera cut to an outside view of the plane as it then turned to first class.
Within first class, Mike and Zoey held hands as they walked across the hallway
" Come fly with us!, Come fly with us!" The two lovebirds sang
"Got some super sweet tunes to bust!" Beardo sang as he finished it off with some beatboxing
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Economy Class~
"Come fly wit us!" Sugar sang incredibly off-key
"Come fly wit us!" Anne Maria sang incredibly off-key
"It's a pleasure and honor and a must." Georgia sang as she took a bow
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Dining Area~
Jo and B sat impatiently on the stools, refusing to sing.
" What is wrong with you guys?! Your singing on a plane!" Jo said
"What do you expect?, Chris IS insane!" Dave sang
Topher pushed Dave aside.
" Insult Chris and you'll have to mess with me!" Topher sang
"Yeah but you guys are singing on live TV!" Jo said
Ella pranced by Jo, Topher, and Dave.
"Haven't you always wanted to?, It can't just be MEEEE!" Ella sang
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: First Class~
" Come fly with us!" Rodney sang
" With spectacular magic you can count that as a bonus!" Leonard sang
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Pilot's Room~
"Do you know how to steer this thing?!" Dawn asked
"I try." Chef said nonchalantly
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Economy Class~
" Were going to die, Were going to die..." Jasmine sang
" Die? Sha-please! Lightning can punch a bear!" Lightning sang
" This would make an excellent EVIL LAIR!" Max sang in a deep tone
~ Total Drama Jumbo Jet: Dining Area~
The music began to pick up again as the contestants sang around Jo and B.
" Come fly with us, Come sing with us!" Charles/ Dawn/ Ella/ Beardo sang
"Not happening!" Jo said
" Anyone care for a copy of the season three rules because-" Chris said before interrupted
Ella took the copy of the rulebook and began to read it.
" All contestants must sing in each show!" Ella sang
The camera turned to Sky and Dawn who were turned to each of the people who wouldn't sing.
" Sing Jo, I don't want you to go!" Sky sang
" Sing B, I don't want you to leave!" Dawn sang
The camera turned to Jo whose face turned from irritated to determined.
" Fine, but only because I don't want the title of getting kicked off first." Jo said
" Come fly with us, Come fly with us!, Come and fly with us!" Jo sang
" B?" Dawn asked
B shook his head, he refused to sing and that was that.
…...
" So B? Your refusing to sing?" Chris asked
B nodded.
" Alright then, no need to force him to do something he doesn't want. BUT you are being disqualified from the game so good luck with that." Chris said with a smirk
Everyone gasped as B hung his head down in shame.
CONFESSIONAL: DAWN
" I was hoping to read more into B's auras this season."
" Since he doesn't talk, I wanted to learn more about him... somehow."
" Why must it be a rule that you HAVE to sing, I mean with a rule like that B was destined to be eliminated from the very beginning."
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: LIGHTNING
" B can go sha-bye bye for all I care."
" One less player means better odds for the LIGHTNING!" Lightning said as he struck a pose
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Egypt Challenge~
The cast stand in the sweltering heat of Egypt as Chris arrives wearing traditional Egyptian clothes while being carried by two interns.
"You guys ready for some fun?, Wow it's a scorcher out here anyway I call today's challenge Pyramid Over Under." Chris said
" So after an eleven hour flight, Chef's decent cooking, and a forced musical number, now we have to do a challenge?" Charles asked
"Yep, don't you love this show?" Chris asked
Charles responded by nodding.
"Man did I pick some good contestants this time around!" Chris said
While this was happening some contestants stared at Leonard who looked even stranger than usual.
" Ooh is that some new magic thing?" Sugar asked
" It's tin foil, I'm using it so the ancient magic god Anubis can't steal my powers." Leonard said
" So cool!" Sugar said excitedly
Chris smashed two cymbals together which caused Sugar and Leonard to stop talking.
" Pyramid over under means you choose how you make it to the finish line. Either over or under the pyramid, got it?" Chris asked
Everyone nodded.
" Ready, set, GO!" Chris said as he smashed the cymbals near Dave's face
Everyone ran off except for Dave who began to rub his ears.
" Why'd you do that?!" Dave asked
" Felt like it, But if I were you I'd spend more time doing the challenge rather than complain." Chris said
Dave groaned as he began to run, hoping he could catch up.
~ Pyramid: Under~
Anne Maria, Beardo, Charles, Dawn, Leonard, Max, Rodney, Sugar and Topher entered the pyramid.
Everyone gasped as they noticed there were three different paths.
" Did Chris forget to mention there was different paths?" Charles asked
" Nah, he probably did it on purpose." Beardo said
" Why would he do that?" Charles asked
" Haven't you seen the show before? Chris is like the rudest piece of a word I can't say on live tv." Anne Maria said
" Really? Because the way he's portrayed on the show, he seems so... genuine." Charles said
" I'm afraid the show is edited to make Chris seems like he's a better person." Dawn said
" Oh." Charles said
" But if you all want to make it out of this pyramid safely, I suggest following me." Dawn said as she headed down the right path
Leonard began to follow Dawn, only to be stopped by Sugar.
"What are you doing, we can't trust that hippie!" Sugar said
" Well I'm out of mana due to all that singing from earlier, so I figured I'd follow the mage, their usually pretty clever." Leonard said
" Okay I'll trust her.. for now. But you'll protect me if she tries to cast a spell on me, right?" Sugar asked
Leonard walked into the cave, ignoring Sugar. Sugar immediately ran after him.
Meanwhile Max takes notice of Charles.
CONFESSIONAL: MAX
" I have a reputation to uphold as the new villain."
"And villainy can't be done without a sidekick and who better to fill that role than that dimwit, Charles."
" He'll do all my evil bidding and then when he least expects it. I'll eliminate him!"
" Yes no one is ready for all the EVIL, I'm about to unleash."
END CONFESSIONAL
"You there, you will follow me down the middle path unless you wish to suffer my wrath." Max said
" Um.. okay!" Charles said
Max and Charles went down the middle path.
This left Anne Maria, Beardo, Topher, and Rodney.
" So what do you say dude, should we go left?" Beardo asked
"I guess so." Rodney said with a shrug
Rodney and Beardo went down the left path.
"So are you going to be doing the challenge anytime soon?" Topher asked
" When I feel like it." Anne Maria said as she sprayed her hair
"Alrighty then." Topher said with a shrug
Topher ran down the left path.
~ Pyramid: Over~
Ella, Georgia, Jasmine, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sky and Zoey decide to go over.
"How about we make a bet? Last one to make it over the pyramid has to do twenty push ups." Jo said
"Your on!" Sky said eagerly
"Can Lightning take part on that bet?" Lightning asked
"Sure-" Sky said before interrupted
" No thanks, this here is a two person squadron. You'd only slow us down, meathead." Jo said
Sky and Jo began to climb up the pyramid. Lightning growled and followed after them.
CONFESSIONAL: LIGHTNING
" Sha-what? I'd slow THEM down?"
"Sha-no no no no.. They'd slow the LIGHTNING down!"
"Jo must've got his words confused, I'll set him straight after I'm the first one over the pyramid!"
END CONFESSIONAL
" Your sure your okay with this?" Ella asked
" Well if I have to cooped up on the plane, I at least wanna be free when it comes to challenges. So this was a no brainer." Jasmine said
" Oh.. I'm embarrassed to ask but could you carry me? I'm not exactly the strongest person." Ella said
"Sure thing, mate." Jasmine said
Ella hopped on Jasmine's back and the two began to climb. Georgia, Zoey, and Mike began to climb as well.
" So why didn't YOU want to go under?" Zoey asked
" I just wanted to spend more time with the two of you." Georgia said with a smile
Mike smiled at this while Zoey frowned.
" Well we better get going or all the athletic people are gonna beat us." Mike aid
Dave finally arrives at the pyramid.
" Aw crap..." Dave said out of breath
" Well it looks like Sky's going over but... climbing isn't really something I want to do." Dave said to himself
Dave slapped himself.
"Focus Dave, you have to apologize!" Dave said
Dave began to climb over the pyramid until he noticed a scorpion.
"Eww... insects. Could you move? I'm trying to do a challenge here." Dave said
Dave tried moving the scorpion away only to get stung by it.
"AAAAHH SCORPION STING!" Dave screamed
Dave stumbled and fell down the pyramid
~ Pyramid: Under; Middle Path~
Max and Charles walk through the middle path.
" So sidekick, tell me a little about yourself.." Max said
"Okay but before I do.. what do you mean by sidekick?" Charles asked
" I mean what I say, I am your master and you are my sidekick." Max said
Charles looked confused, but quickly shrugged it off.
CONFESSIONAL: CHARLES
" Ya know at first I thought the show was super edited to boost ratings."
" But I'm starting to think some of these people are as eccentric as they are on TV."
END CONFESSIONAL
The two stop as they notice an exhibit of mummified animals.
" Cool! Don't these look cool, Max?!" Charles asked
" If by "cool" you mean disgusting then I agree, they're nothing more than toilet paper decorations gone wrong." Max said
" Really? But don't the Egyptians preserve things by taking out their hearts and wrapping them up in special bondage?" Charles asked
….
" How should I know? EVIL... was never really that good with history." Max awkwardly admitted
"Well it's okay. All you basically need to know is that these things can't harm us." Charles said
Charles went over to pet the mummified dog, but as soon as he did the hallway started to collapse.
"What did you do sidekick?!" Max asked
" I don't know, I can't tell if it's an Egyptian curse or my bad luck!" Charles said
Charles and Max, both scared for their lives ran out of the pyramid at full speed.
~ Pyramid: Left Path~
Beardo and Rodney walk along the left path.
" Hey you remember that one time after we released our new album we went to that party, then me and you jumped off the roof naked and landed in the pool?" Beardo asked
" Haha, that was so awesome!.. Though we did end up getting community service." Rodney said
" Wasn't that bad, they did give us free coffee." Beardo said
Beardo stopped as he noticed an intercom.
" An intercom?, Last time I checked this shouldn't be here. Unless this is some sort of pyramid fast food joint." Beardo said
" Which it probably isn't but better safe than sorry." Beardo said
Beardo tapped the intercom.
" Testing, one, two, one, two..." Beardo said
Topher was running across the hallway until a bunch of bandages fell on him, Rodney and Beardo turned around and saw Topher covered in bandages.
" Dude is that a mummy?!" A scared Beardo asked
" I don't know, but we shouldn't stick around to find out!" Rodney said fearfully
Rodney and Beardo ran across the hallway.
"Ugh... my... head." Topher said as he slowly walked across the hallway
~ Pyramid: Right Path~
Sugar, Leonard, and Dawn walk along the right path. Sugar stops as she notices a skeleton covered in Egyptian clothes and jewels.
"Oooh shiny!" Sugar said
Sugar swiped some of the jewels and put them in her pocket.
" Sweet I want some!-" Leonard said before interrupted
" I wouldn't if I were you, those jewels will lead to nothing but trouble." Dawn said
Leonard takes Dawn's advice, the two of them recoil in disgust as Sugar takes out one of the jewels and eats it.
" Yum it's like a lollipop!" Sugar said
CONFESSIONAL: LEONARD
" The maiden known as Sugar has her many quirks, but I sense a comaradiere between me, her and Dawn."
" If I can cast a mind control spell, I could convince the two to join an alliance."
…...
" Hopefully, but then again I am a powerful threat so they may be cautious towards me."
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Pyramid: Over~
Jo makes it first over the pyramid, followed by Sky and then Lightning.
" Ha-ha! Was I right or was I right?" Jo asked
" You were wrong! Sand must've got in my eyes or something, Lightning demands a rematch!" Lightning said
"Sure after I go win the first challenge." Jo said
The three looked over and saw Dave crawling towards them. Sky looked uncomfortable and ran downwards to avoid the germaphobe.
CONFESSIONAL: JO
" I saw the Dave and Sky incident from season two."
"And frankly she has every right to be uncomfortable around that little creep."
" But I need her to be a strong ally that's focused on the game. So Dave had to take a little trip."
END CONFESSIONAL
Jo took notice of the caution sign planted on top of the pyramid. She picked it up and moved towards Dave.
" M-Made it... S-Sky... I'm-" Dave said before interrupted
Jo then whacked Dave with the caution sign and Dave was sent tumbling downwards the other side of the pyramid.
"Problem solved." Jo said with a smirk
"Sha-dang, that was cold blooded dude." Lightning said
Jo glared at Lightning and decided to kick him in the shins.
" Get your eyes checked Brightning." Jo said as she ran down the pyramid
Georgia, Mike and Zoey climb up the pyramid and noticed Dave tumbling downwards.
" Yeesh, I feel kinda sorry for the guy." Mike said
" I do as well, it's a shame when people let their feelings get ahead of the game." Georgia said
"What do you mean?" Mike asked
" Well I do not mean any disdain towards the two of you, but I'm not a fan of showmances in particular and find them to be a distraction towards our goals." Georgia said
…...
Mike and Zoey blink and look at Georgia with confused looks.
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
" It's like she keeps on giving me reasons not to trust her!"
END CONFESSIONAL
As Dave was tumbling downwards, Jasmine and Ella took notice of this and Jasmine grabbed Dave by his leg.
" I-I didn't need your help." Dave said dizzily
" You'd rather continue falling?" Jasmine asked sternly
" Um.. no?" Dave said nervously
" Then be grateful that I'm helping ya, mate." Jasmine said
Jasmine held onto Dave with one hand and continued to climb.
~ Finish Line~
Sky, Jo and Lightning make down to the finish line where Chris is waiting for them.
" Good work guys go stand behind the number one. "Chris instructed them.
Sky, Jo, and Lightning stood behind a gold symbol.
As Georgia, Mike and Zoey were descending down, Georgia grabbed onto Mike's hand and the two fell down the pyramid and slid across the finish line.
"Wow so I guess both of the newbies are accident prone, good to know." Chris said
"You two are joining Sky, Jo, and Lightning on Team Number One. "Chris said
As Chris said that, Beardo and Rodney quickly rushed out of the pyramid.
Beardo was the first to cross the finish line followed by Rodney. Chris pushed Rodney off to the side and pushed Beardo to Team Number One.
Rodney and Zoey tried to join the others but Chris stood in their way.
"Nuh-uh. THREE teams this season. Beardo rounds up team one, Rodney and Zoey you two are the first members of Team Two." Chris said
"But if it's any consolation you do get." Chris said
Jasmine, Ella, and Dave ran across the finish line.
Rodney didn't seem to have any problem with this but Zoey seemed frustrated.
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
" Okay that PUSH was totally on purpose!"
"She says she doesn't want Mike but intentionally makes it where we aren't on the same team!"
" What's up with that?"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: MIKE
"Aw man this sucks..."
" Me and Zoey being on the same team was the main thing I was looking forward to this season."
"And you know the million dollars. hehe..."
END CONFESSIONAL
Zoey walked over to talk to Georgia.
" You have some explaining to do." Zoey said
" Whatever do you mean?" Georgia asked
" You know what I mean! Why did you push Mike?!" Zoey asked angrily
" Calm down Zoey, it was merely an accident. You know it is hard to run in these dress shoes." Georgia said
" IT"S GONNA BE EVEN HARDER TO RUN WHEN-" Zoey said before interrupted
Mike pulled Zoey off to the side and hugged her tightly.
"Everything's gonna be okay.. I know we both wanted to be on the same team but will just have to make the best of things." Mike said
" BUT-" Zoey said before interrupted
" Relax Zoey, Georgia's practically harmless she just wants to see what reality tv shows are like." Mike said
Mike points to Georgia who waved innocently at them.
" Ohh…" Zoey said
"See?" Mike asked
" Yeah, I got it." Zoey said
CONFESSIONAL: ZOEY
"After.. I- um... went commando during the first season. I've been working on all the anger that's been bottled up inside of me."
" Mike's been a huge support with that as well, which I kind of wanted to be on the same team. Mike is like the ultimate stress reliever."
" But maybe's he's right.. am I taking this Georgia thing too far?"
END CONFESSIONAL
CONFESSIONAL: GEORGIA
" For all you viewers at home, those actions of mine were completely intentional."
" Zoey and Mike being on separate teams works for my favor, Zoey becomes emotionally unstable without her boytoy around."
" And soon her team will take notice of this and eliminate her. And with her gone Mike will have no one else to turn to but me."
"And his stupid amount of trust and loyalty will belong to Georgia Brown, otherwise known as me."
END CONFESSIONAL
Anne Maria walked out of the pyramid, she crossed the finish line and began to file her nails.
" How'd you get out so fast?" Rodney asked
" I just followed the screaming of you two bozos." Anne Maria said
" Hey our screaming was well justified there's a mummy in there!" Rodney said
Right on cue, Topher who still had the bandages on walked out of the pyramid.
" Hey does anyone know how to get stick toilet paper off?" Topher asked
" M-M-M-M-MUMMY?!" Rodney screamed
" Oh my god, it ate the Chris clone!" Anne Maria said worriedly
" Your both wrong." Georgia said
Georgia walked over and removed the bandages, revealing a damaged Topher.
…...
" Wait so Topher was the mummy?" Rodney asked
" Precisely." Georgia said
" Not cool dude, you totally scared us." Rodney said
" It's not like I MEANT to scare you, one minute I was running the next, BAM! I get hit with toilet paper." Topher said
"So Chris which team am I on?" Topher asked
"Well Anne Maria rounds up team number two with Dave, Ella, Jasmine, Rodney and Zoey. So I'd say your the first member of team three." Chris said
"Three teams?! Wow your really outdoing yourself Chris." Topher said
"Thank you Topher." Chris said
~ Pyramid: Under~
Max, Charles, Leonard, Dawn, and Sugar make it out of their respective paths.
"We made it!" Leonard said
" Who cares about that? EVIL will not get last place in this challenge!" Max said
"Come on sidekick!" Max said as he grabbed Charles hand
The five soon began running out of the pyramid, hoping not to be last.
~ Finish Line~
Leonard, Sugar, and Dawn cross the finish line, Max grunts as him and Charles are last.
" Congratulations to Max and Charles for being last, their prize? A musical reprise!" Chris said
The musical bell was heard.
" Wait I thought it was ONE song per episode, Mclean." Max said
" I know that's why I said reprise so if you don't sing, your out!" Chris said
" I think we better do what he says." Charles said
"Fine but only because I'm in a good mood." Max said
Edgy rock music began to play as Max gained a sinister smile.
" I AM EVIL! YOU WILL FEAR MEEEE!" Max sang in a deep tone
" You will fear him!" Charles sang as backup
" I'M THE VERY DEFINITION OF VILLAINY!" Max sang in a deep tone
"You will fear him!" Charles sang
" SO COOL BUT SO SCCAAARRY!" Max sang in a deep tone
" IS HE EVIL?!" Max asked
" THE ANSWER IS VERY!" Max sang in a deep tone
Max and Charles took a bow. But no one clapped.
….
" Man that was bad, next time I'll ask somebody else to sing, sheesh." Chris said
" Max and Charles you can join Sugar, Leonard, Dawn, and Topher on Team Three." Chris said
Max and Charles walked over to Team Three.
"Okay teams talk amongst yourselves and determine team names. While that's happening I'll eat these chips I had on me!" Chris said
~ Finish Line: Team Three~
" I'm sorry but I'm not accepting any team names unless it has EVIL in it." Max said
" But by having evil in the name, people might think we are all evil. And you wouldn't want that seeing as how you want to be this season's antagonist." Dawn said
" Hmm.. you make a very good point, I agree to these terms." Max said
Leonard was pondering about team names until a lightbulb went off in his head.
" Ooh I know!" Leonard said
Leonard whispered something in Sugar's ear.
" I like that, I say we go with the wizard's idea!" Sugar said
"And what is this idea?" Topher asked
Leonard whispered something into everybody's ears.
" No that is too childish! I will not be called that!" Max yelled
" Quit yer yapping, will do it the dinocratic way and vote on it. All in favor of the Wizard's idea raise your hand." Sugar said
Leonard, Sugar, Charles and Dawn raised their hands.
" Even you sidekick?!" Max asked
" Sorry it just sounded like a good name." Charles said
" I'm with Max on this one, the name is STUPID. How about Chris is Really, Really-" Topher said before interrupted
Dawn covered Topher's mouth with her hand.
" We all voted Topher and Leonard's idea got the most votes." Dawn said
Topher groaned in annoyance.
" We say the name on three... THREE!" Sugar yelled
"TEAM MAGICAL!" Dawn/ Charles/ Sugar and Leonard said
Max and Topher rolled their eyes.
A blue symbol with the letter "M" appeared on the screen, representing Team Magical's symbol.
~ Finish Line: Team Two~
Team Two finished discussing their name.
" Um can we be called something else-" Dave said before interrupted
"TEAM AMAZON!" Zoey/ Anne Maria/ Jasmine and Ella said
"Team Amazon? But were dudes!" Rodney said
" That's the point, their doing this to show it's a team filled with girls. Don't why it couldn't of been a gender neutral name but power to the women, I guess." Dave said
A pink symbol with the female symbol on it appeared on the screen.
~ Finish Line: Team One~
Team One was having trouble deciding on a name.
"Dream Team!/ Team Goliath!/ Team Bass Drop!" The contestants muttered
Lightning saw this and decided to take advantage of it.
" TEAM LIGHTNING!" Lightning yelled at the top of his lungs
"Huh?" The rest of his team said
A yellow symbol with Lightning's face on it appeared on the screen.
" Whoa we are NOT calling ourselves that!" Jo said angrily
" Were on a tight schedule so we don't have time for you guys to argue for another five minutes. So Lightning's name is set in stone." Chris said
Everyone on Team Lightning groaned except for Lightning.
CONFESSIONAL: SKY
" Lightning's painting a pretty big target on his back."
" I mean would you not vote off the guy who named an ENTIRE TEAM after himself?!"
END CONFESSIONAL
~ Finish Line~
"Alright now that the names are settled, time for your other rewards. Team Magical you win a camel." Chris said
A camel walked up to Team Magical.
" Team Amazon you win a goat!" Chris said
A goat ran over and headbutted Dave causing him to fall over.
" And last but not least, Team Lightning you win this!" Chris said
Chris tossed a stick towards Mike who caught it.
" So the guys in last win a camel and we get a stick?!" Jo asked
"All will be explained.. when I feel like it. So tune in next time for more TOTAL DRAMA WORLD TOUR!" Chris said
That was the first chapter of Total Drama What If? World Tour! If you liked this and the first two installments of this series then don't forget to drop some favorites and leave some reviews.
Spoilers Below
Reason for Elimination; B: As some of you guessed B was the first to go, honestly I thought it would've been obvious seeing as how he doesn't talk. But onto B's character. I.. couldn't really find a place for him in season two. So.. yeah I just put him in here, I know it kinda sucks he went first but that's just how it is. Sorry to any B fans out there.
Author's Note: So that was the first chapter that will go side to side with the second one. Hopefully you all like the team names I came up with, I was originally gonna have Topher say a team name eerily similar to the one Sierra suggested in canon but I decided not to at the last minute. Also sorry if the songs seemed kinda weird, especially the second one, I listen to a lot of songs but have never really written one before so these might turn out weird the first few times but I think I'll get the hang of it. There's some things in canon I decided to leave out like a contestant getting hit with a frying pan, Chris shoving somebody off of the plane before the game starts, and someone quitting during the first challenge. The latter two were decided because I didn't want it to be painfully obvious who was going home. But if you do end up guessing whose going after B, props to you.
Elimination Order: B-19th
Team Roster
Team Magical- Charles, Dawn, Leonard, Max, Sugar, Topher
Team Amazon- Anne Maria, Dave, Ella, Jasmine, Rodney, Zoey
Team Lightning- Beardo, Georgia, Jo, Lightning, Mike, Sky