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A/N: Now you all may be asking "What's a Thanksgiving Extravaganza"? Well I'll tell you. This is a story requested by dear Anabri. Now I know what you are all thinking, but Mace, why would you create a fic for Anabri? Thomas Linguist told us she was your mortal enemy?

Well this is true. But then again, I have a lot of mortal enemies. Zaratan, Anabri, the rest of Neb's Angel (including cpneb, Thomas, and Samurai Crunchbird). And with that many mortal enemies it gets lonely around the holidays…which is why I hold annual truces at Thanksgiving and Christmas.

In addition I was recently adopted into Anabri's fanfiction "family" and was invited to dinner.

It's kind of a running gag that you won't get unless you hang around the forum or chat room. And so now it is with great pride that I bring you Anabri's Thanksgiving Extravaganza!!

Anabri's Thanksgiving Extravaganza

Chapter One: Preparations for the Meal

By MaceEcam

Anabri opened her eyed and yawned. Sitting up in her bed she looked at the calendar hanging on the wall.

Thanksgiving.

Jumping out of bed, she got ready for the day and then ran into the kitchen. Her mother Absentialuci, or Luci for short, was already in the kitchen cooking…cooking being composed of talking on the phone to make sure the already cooked turkey and ham she had ordered a week ago would be delivered on time. She mouthed "Your fathers in the TV room" to Anabri and continued arguing with the idiot on the other side of the line.

Anabri entered the room to find her dad watching his Spongbob Squarepants. Ran Hakubi, hearing someone enter the room quickly changed the channel to the Macy's Day Parade.

Right as the Spongbob balloon went by.

As Anabri calmed down from laughing at her father she felt a hand land on her shoulder. Turning, she found a strange man patting her on the arm.

"Hi Mike" She said to him.

Well, I said he was strange. I didn't say she didn't know him.

Mike Industries was Anabri's older brother (the fun one). "Hey Cheese, what's up?"

All of a sudden there was a loud ruckus as MaceEcam pulled into the driveway driving...the car from the Flintstones.

Anabri ran out to meet him. Mace climbed out of the car and hugged his favorite neice –and only- niece. "How's it going kiddo?"

"Pretty good Unka Mace. Where did you get that car?"

"This one?" he said patting it. "I was visiting other fandom's today and taunting them for not having as large a fanbase as Kim Possible. Anyway I saw this baby and just had to buy it.

"You bought it?" Ran asked his brother as he too entered the yard, his show having gone to commercial. Mace shrugged. "Bought, secret borrowed, all the same."

Ran looked over his brother disapprovingly as Anabri looked all over the car. She noticed something strange. "Uncle Mace, you added a foot rest to the front. How does it move?"

"I may have made some modifications…like the addition to an engine, plus all the other parts that make a car go."

Just then another car pulled up and Kwebs and Slivermist35 got out. After saying hi they headed into the house. Mace and Anabri followed.

Inside the house Luci was still talking on the phone. Her face fell as a clicking noise was heard. "He hang up on me…THAT A-*Mace places his hands over Anabri's ears so that she can't hear anything. After a moment she stopped to catch her breath, and Mace almost let go of Anabri's ears but quickly covered them again when Luci continued.

Anabri, meanwhile, was busy trying to squirm free of her uncle's hold while at the same time read her mother's lips. She wasn't doing very well when Mace, realizing what she was attempting, moved her so that she was facing away from her mother. Anabri pouted.

When he was sure Luci was done he freed his niece. "Are you done?" he asked to be sure. Luci nodded.

"What seems to be the problem?"

"That guy was a Jack-(pauses and see's Ana)-son. His name was Jackson. Anyway I ordered the food a week ago and they are supposed to deliver it, however he says they are too busy today and can't deliver it, we'd have to pick it up. But it's like a forty minute drive there."

"What?!?" Mace exclaimed. "I want to know what kind of incompetent business would-"

"It's owned by MaceCo" Luci interjected.

"-I'm sure they are doing there best." Mace concluded. He received a number of glares in return.

Mace snapped his fingers. "I'll go get it then."

"Forty there, forty back?" No one wants to wait an hour and a half for food Mace."

"Call them back up." He told her; Luci did as he asked. Taking a small device out of his pocket and strapped it to his wrist. He pushed the button just as the voice was saying- "Welcome to -"

And then he was gone, leaving a phone dangling from the wall. Luci picked it up and hung up.

"Well that was new."

"Secret borrowed off of Dementor?" Anabri guessed. "I'd say" was her mothers reply, "But it looks like he made it portable."

There was a load crash from the living room. In it Ana and Luci found Kwebs being mauled by Anabri's pet panda, Sally.

"Bad Sally! Down girl!" she admonished her. The panda, deciding that it had mauled Kwebs enough, lumbered out of the room and into the backyard to play with the other pets.

"A little help here guys…" Kwebs said from his bloody spot on the living room carpet.

"You know, she's awfully energetic lately" Silver said turning to Anabri."

"I know…mama says it's her time…whatever that means." Silver's face turned crimson at that. "I don't understand a lot of the things mama says…"

"You know, I'm still down here. You know, bleeding everywhere." Kwebs called up to them weakly. "It's ok though…take your time…"

The two women turned and left the room, heading into the kitchen.

"Why won't anyone help me!" Kwebs called one last time before passing out.

Upon entering the kitchen they saw that Mace had returned with the food and was helping setting the table. The doorbell rang and Ran answered it. Neo the Sayian Angel and CaptainKodak1 entered.

"Granma, Grandpa!" Anabri shouted running to hug them. "Who are you calling grandma?" Neo demanded. "I'm not that old"

"Compared to me you are" Anabri teased.

"Why you little..." Neo started to chase Ana around the table and into the living room. Once they were there, there was a moment of silence and then Neo's voice called out.

"Um, why is there a dead guy in the living room?"

"Oh for Petes sake!" Mike yelled throwing his arms up in the air. Walking into the room in question he used a Phoenix Down on Kwebs. Kwebs stood up and glared at Ana and Silver.

"Now listen" Mike began. "I only have two of those left so if we could all avoid dying?"

Everyone nodded, and then Mace ran Kwebs through with a flaming broadsword.

Everyone glared at him.

"What, it was funny!" he insisted in his own defense. "Give me that!" Neo shouted grabbing the sword from him. A moment later it had returned to the form of a poking stick (+1) as Mike brought Kwebs back to life…again.

Luci called to them that Thanksgiving lunch was ready. Moving into the dining room they all sat down to dinner…

A/N And now I'm on MY way to eat dinner. When I am done I will come back and write the dinner chapter. This fic is done at the request of Anabri, and will be a twoshot.