Disclaimer: I own nothing. Seriously, if I owned this stuff, they'd be terrible. The truth or dare stuff will start next chapter, which will be posted in not too long, since a few friends from off of FF are giving me a few dares. So, let's start this!
Shigure: Nooooooooooooo. T.T
Star: That's right, I'm jumping on the band-wagon. I have effectively kidnapped the main characters of both Skip Beat! and Fruits Basket. Hey, look. They're waking up now.
Shigure: *slowly wakes up and notices me* YOU! D: *points*
Star: It's rude to point, Shii-chan. :D
Ren: It's rude to kidnap people, but you did that, didn't you?
Star: ... Yeeesssss, but that's beside the point. Right now, the point is Kyoko is sleepingon your lap!
Ren: Wha-? *looks down*
Star: HAHA. Made you look! She's really on Shigure's lap.
Shigure: Heh. I win.
Kyoko: *wakes up* AHHHHHHHH WHO ARE YOU! *jumps away* I'm sorry!
Ren: *fumes quietly*
Yashiro: Reeeeeen. You're not going to let that happen, are yooou? :D
Star: Yashiro, quit being creepy.
Yashiro: T.T
Star: For the purpose of this story going somewhere everyone has suddenly woken up!
Kyo: WHERE THE HELL ARE WE!
Yuki: You're too loud, you stupid cat.
Kyo: DON'T CALL ME STUPID!
Moko: I don't know who you are, BUT SHUT UP.
Star: And stop raping the capital letters.
Kyo: I'LL DO WHAT I WANT-
Kyoko: MOOOOKOOOOOO! *runs for Moko*
Moko: *dodges* Mmmmoo! Don't be so uncool.
Kyoko: But Moookooo... *tears up*
Star: Okay, stop this nonsense now. We're here for a reason, to play a game!
Ayame: A game? Oh, joy! I get to bond with my wonderful little brother!
Yuki: *sigh* What game, Star-san?
Star: It's... *pauses for drama* TRUTH OR DARE TIME!
Hatori: Fun. -.-'
Shigure: While I am scared of Star, I like the sound of that...
Kyo: HELL NO.
Star: You will do it.
Kyo: No. Way.
Star: Do you want to be punished!
Kyo: ... *slinks away* FIne.
Kyoko: I think it sounds kinda fun! ^.^
Ren: Are you sure about that, Ms. Mogami?
Kyoko: Yeah! Maybe someone will dare me to wear a princess dress! *heart eyes*
Sho: *snort* Yeah, like that's going to help how you look.
Kyoko: Shut up, Shotaro! Moko, you'll play with me, right?
Star: *grabs Moko's shirt as she tries to sneak away* Of cooourse she will, Kyoko. =) Anyways, introductions! We have the Furuba cast here! Shii-chan.
Shigure: Hello. Any high school girls out there who have special 'dares' for me, I welcome them! ;)
Star: Pervert. -.-;; Okay, now Yuki!
Yuki: Hello. I hope Star is somewhat kind to us.
Star: And I say, as fangirls scream in the background, torture is love. :D Introduce yourself, Kyo.
Kyo: I am not happy about this. AT ALL!
Star: Deal with it, carrot top. Neeext is Ayame!
Ayame: Hello, my fans! Come up with good dares for me, okaaaay? =D
Star: Haa-san, one of my favorites, is also here.
Hatori: Yeah, I'm here. Not that I want to be.
Star: Oh, Haa-san, you're so funny! XD Everyone else from Furuba is currently not here. If you dare them or something, they'll come. Tohru will be here next chapter, though. And I plan to introduce the rest gradually. Including the student council! ;) Okay, now for Skip Beat! peoples.
Kyoko: Hi, everyone! I'm Kyoko Mogami, the first member of the Love Me Section!
Ren: I'm Ren Tsuruga. Maybe if we're lucky we'll get out of here soon.
Yashiro: C'moooon, Ren. You know you'll be happy if someone gives you a dare with Kyoko! Oh, and I'm Yashiro.
Star: Yeah, forgot his full name. ^^;; If I find out, I'll tell ya later. Anyways...
Moko: I'm Kanae Kotonami. Apparently everyone knows me as Moko.
Sho: Sho Fuwa. THE number one desireable man in show biz!
Kyoko and Star: LIAR! REN IS NUMBER ONE!
Ren: Indeed. ^_^ Sho, you are just so stupid.
Sho: Grr...
Star: Well, I believe we're done here, so-
Mysterious Voice: WAIT!
Kyoko: Oh no...
Ren: I should've known.
Star: Crap.
Shigure: Wait, who...?
Hatori: I'm not sure we want to know...
Star: In three... two... one..
*doors are busted down, a parade of exotic animals come in*
Lory: Hello, readers! I am Lory Takarada, the messegner of love!
Everyone: O.o
Kakeru: *pops out from behind Lory* Hey, Yun-Yun!I made a new friend! He's the president of LME! *victory sign*
Yuki: -.-' Why are you here...?
Star: Because a friend requested him!
Yuki: Do they hate me that much?
Star:: Heheh. I don't think so...
Shigure: So, anyways, we'll be back next time folks!
Yuki: Unless I kill off someone...
Star: *pushes Yuki away* Come back and watch these people do the craziest things! :D
Kyoko: C-crazy? Wait, I don't-
-blackness-
First chapter, the introductions, is finally over! It got a bit off topic. My plot bunny kept being distracted by shiney things. ^^;; So, review and give me dares! Or truths. But those are less fun. Please use the following format:
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Okay, see you soon! *runs off to glomp Shii-chan*