Chapter 1: Bookworm Be Gone!
A/N: I don't own anything but the plot and idea's! This takes place after the war at the end of the golden trio's Final year. This story has Headmaster Dumbledore and Sirius Black still alive. A couple of people died but (I don't mean to be rude) they aren't important people. Lucius is good and Harry is gay and is dating Fred, Ron's girlfriend is Luna Lovegood. Neville is dating Ginny, Draco is a player/ Sex Machine and Hermione is single as before and so is our Dear Severus Snape. Hint, Hint about Sev and Mione.
"I'm sick and tired of being the book worm that never has fun Harry! I can't take it anymore I'm going to go ask Dumbledore if I can throw a party for only the 7th years in the room of Requirements!" Hermione was on the verge of ripping her hairs off her very sculpt. It was a month before Graduation and they all had taken their N.E.W.T.'s a month ahead of schedule so anyone who failed them, Merlin only knows why, Students could take them again and be able to graduate with the rest of the class.
The Golden Trio had come out and beat Voldemort in the final war. It was a bloody one, and only a few died, thank Merlin yet again. The key people to his downfall were Lucius and Draco who recently turn spy for the light side.
"I understand 'Mione, this will be great and nobody would ever guess you would be throwing this!" Harry brightened at the thought of being able to go to a party to let loose of the stress from this whole year or more like unwind from his whole life of happenings.
Hermione's head whirled with ideas for the party, yes there will be fun, yes there will be music, yes there would be alcohol but a way as not to get totally wasted, nope scratch that, I'm getting hammered.
"Harry I'll talk to you later okay." Hermione was so much into her own world that she didn't even hear the good-bye from her other fellow class mates before walking out of the portrait to head to the Library for more planning.
'I have to look for a way to make the alcohol turn to water after a few glasses or, you know what. I'll tell the Headmaster that I came up with an idea like that, but I won't do it. I'll just sell hangover draughts to them. Make some money that will be good. I'll have to pick the chaperones to make it look not so much like a wild one, can't have a good party with teacher's dropping in every moment. I'll write Mr. Malfoy, Bill, Charlie and the twins…Oh Sirius and Professor Lupin too! Professor Dumbledore could not deny me that..no he could never.' Hermione planned mentally, 'I'm tired of being the good girl that never believes in doing something fun and totally outgoing, sure it's very late in the year to change, but if I start now I could start my life outside of Hogwarts better, I'm going to leave here as be the most amazing person anyone knew,'
"I'm going to finish the rest of this school year with a bang!" Hermione said out loud only to bang right into a hard chest falling to the ground on her bum.
"Miss. Grange, do you make it a habit of talking to yourself or possibly your life mission to always be running into me constantly?" A sarcastic tone came from above Hermione. Groaning mentally, 'Profes-no..Snape!' Hermione quickly stood back on her feet saying in an equally sarcastic tone to match his, "I'm sorry sir, I was in another world. Please excuse my mind for not being in reality at the right moment of turning a corner. I was not aware people were still walking around." She finished.
"We'll see that you are in the reality world more often, as you say it. I do believe people have a right to walk around, again as you say and a point for you cheek." Her scowled
"What about my other cheek?" Hermione let slip before notice what she just said, 'Did I just say that? Oh my Gosh, Run Hermione Run!' Hermione yelled at herself furiously and that's what she did. Hermione ran all the way to the library not once looking back to see if he was fallowing her. She only stopped until she was inside and hid behind a bookcase.
'The nerve of that insufferable know-it-all, did I just hear right? Did she talk back to me? Bloody hell she did and she even ran away before I could tell her off into tears.' Severus Snape angrily said mentally.