The story began a long time ago in a valley far away. Or should I say, a mile away. There was a guy named Peter Griffin who was sitting behind the desk, getting ready for his interview. "Is this fine?" he asked the interviewer.

The interviewer nodded and Peter said, "I'm not the kind of guy who can't open up a huge bag of chips or brake into a bank. That's just wrong!'" he said.

The interviewer gave Peter a confused look and just nodded and pulled out a bag of chips and opened it up.

Peter gasped and asked amazed, "Do you have super powers?"

Some people in the background laughed and Peter sighed and put his head on the table in embarrassment. Once the laughing stopped, the interviewer asked, "Do you have any super powers?"

Peter looked up and yelled, "I used to! Until some guy sold it on e bay!"

The cameraman laughed and knocked the camera over.

"Of course I have powers." Lois said. "I mean, who'd want to go shopping with me?"

Then there was some whistling in the background and she yelled, "Shut up! All of you!"

Homer Simpson appeared and said, "Super ladies, they're always trying to tell you their secret identity. Think it'll straighten the relationship by saying, feed me something. I'm supposed to meet the guys in 2 minuets."

"Okay so then the monkey said, that's not my banana. That's my wife. Get it?" Peter asked drunk.

Peter stood up and then the interviewer said, "Sit down. We're not finished."

Peter then got mad and picked up the interviewer and threw her through the wall. Peter stared at his hands and said, "I do have powers."

"Settle down? I will not settle down! When I went to Starbucks yesterday, I got beat up from a old man!" Lois yelled loudly. "You know what? I'm going to have a family one-day. You'll see."

A little while later, Peter was on his job as a officer and the radio said, "We have a runner in sector 12. Runner in sector 12."

Peter nodded and grandma Foster asked, "Excuse me? Mr. Griffin? Can you get Bloo down from that tree?"

Peter looked over at grandma Foster and said, "Certainly, ma'am but I suggest you stand clear. There could be trouble. And if there's time, I'll go get a beer."

Grandma Foster warned that Bloo is hard to get down. The thief was running towards Peter's police car and Peter picked up the tree and threw Bloo onto the ground. The tree fell down on top of the thief and Joe came out of the car and said, "Thanks Peter. You've done it again."

Peter laughed and said, "It was no big deal. Just doing my job."

Suddenly, there was another emergency. "Attention all units. There's a beer robbery! Do not be alarmed!" the voice said on the radio.

"Beer robbery? Still have some time." Peter thought to himself.

"Attention all units. He's coming towards Peter.," the voice said.

Suddenly, Lazlo came out of nowhere and said, "Cool! Another robbery! Third time this week."

Peter turned around and asked, "And you are?"

Lazlo cleared his throat and said, "I'm the magical wizard!"

"What? Your that kid from the supermarket! Oh my freakin God!" Peter yelled mad. "Lazlo! What's up with that?" Peter asked Lazlo.

Lazlo got a little tense and yelled, "It's Magical Wizard!"

"Look, I've been nice, I've stood for photos, signed every

scrap of paper you pushed at me but this is..." Peter said.

"No, you don't have to worry about training me. I know all

your moves, your crime fighting style, favorite catch phrases, everything! I'm your number one fan!" Lazlo interrupted.

Peter laughed and said, "Well be someone else's fan." and ran off.

"Wait for me!" Lazlo yelled as he chased after Peter.

Later that day, Peter was on the roof holding the thief by the neck and he was saying that women these days aren't beautiful as they used to. The thief was bored and said, "Hey look!"

Peter put down the thief and stared at Lois amazed and asked, "Lois? Is that you?"

Lois smiled and said, "It sure is."

Peter then picked the thief up by the neck and told Lois, "Watch this." and threw the thief to the ground and started dancing on him.

Lois laughed and said, "Impressive. Watch this."

The thief gulped and Lois stretched her arm out and picked up the thief and threw him into a billboard. Peter gasped and asked, "Are you married?"

Lois chuckled and said, "No. Want to hang out later on?"

Peter nodded and said, "Sure thing."

"Hey Griffin!" Homer said as he soared on the ice. "Look at me! It's like doing ballerina in the air!"

Lois chuckled and said, "That's my dad. Hi daddy!"

Homer waved and then fell off the ice and landed on the ground hard. Peter chuckled and waved back at Homer who was wounded.

Does anyone think I should continue this? Please reply if you do.