Why me?

PG

Summary:Something happens to Bosco. But what?! Read on to find out.

Disclaimer: I don't own nothing. I should but I don't. It all belongs to them people at NBC and stuff.

Characters: Bosco, Sully, Davis, Yokas

(Bosco, Sully, and Davis are in the 55th Precinct locker room, getting ready for their shift. There's no sign of Faith Yokas. Suddenly Bosco jumps up on the benchand starts dancing, while doing a little chant, while Sully and Davis make comments as he goes along.)

Bosco: My name is Bosco.

Sully: That's news to me.

Bosco: I'm feeling fine.

Sully: That's a change.

Bosco: You mess with me, I'll blow your mind!

Davis: Sounds about right.

Bosco: Bang! Bang! Choo-choo train! Wind me up and I'll do my thing!

Sully: Cuz that's the only way you know.

Bosco: I know karate!

Davis: No you don't.

Bosco: I know kung-fu!

Sully: The only thing you know how to do Bosco, is yoga.

Bosco: You mess with me, I'll mess with you!!!!

(Bosco jumps off bench, and starts rummaging around in his locker like nothing ever happened)

Sully: So what brought about that little show?

Bosco: (shrugs) I dunno. I just felt like it.

Davis: Where'd you learn it? From a 13 year old cheerleader?

Bosco: NO!…I learned it from a 12 year old cheerleader.

Sully: Ah. So will you perform again when Faith walks in?

Bosco: Nah. It was a spur of the moment kind of thing.

Sully: I see.

(Just then the door busts open, and Faith runs in)

Sully: Geez, whats the hurry Yokas?

Yokas: A dingo ate my cookie!!!

Bosco: Why?

Yokas: I don't know! But it did!!

Bosco: Why?

Yokas: Maybe because it was hungry!

Bosco: Why?

Yokas: It hadn't eaten for awhile!!

Bosco: Why?

Yokas: Maybe because it saw your ugly face, and couldn't keep anything down!!!!!!!

Bosco: Y'know Faith, you're going to have a lot of people mad at you when they read this story.

Yokas: Why?

Bosco: Because there are a lot of Bosco Lover's out there, and they think I'm ruggedly handsome.

Sully: Yeah, and they'll be mad at you for ruining Bosco's good mood too.

Yokas: Our Bosco? In a good mood?!?!?!

Davis: Yeah. He was feeling fine. Until you got here.

Bosco: Hey now! I'm still feeling fine.

Yokas: Not for long! (takes a nightstick out which she has for no apparent reason , since she's not even on duty yet, and whacks Bosco in the back of the head. This causes Bosco to fall to the floor unconsious.)

Davis: What did you do that for!?!?

Yokas: Lieu told me to.

Davis: But why ever would he tell you to do such a thing?!

Yokas: He's putting me and Bosco on a special assignment.

Davis: What special assignment?

Yokas: Can't tell you. It's a secret.

Sully: Okay, yeah, whatever. But that still doesn't explain why you had to knock Boscorelli out.

Yokas: Would you like an explanation?

Sully: Why yes. Yes I would.

Yokas: Okay then. Lieu didn't think Bosco would cooperate and agree to go on the assignment.

Davis: so he told you to knock Bosco out…why?

Yokas: So I could tell him we were going on a special assignment without him refusing.

Sully: You didn't tell him.

Yokas: That's only cuz you keep asking questions. (looks down at unconsious Bosco) Boz, we're going on a special assignment…No, shh. I'll tell you more later. We can't have these two listening in. (looks at Davis and Sully suspiciously. Then she grabs Bosco by the arms and starts dragging him towards the door) Bye-bye boys.

Sully: (calls after here) Yokas! You don't even have your uniform on!

Yokas: (gasps. Then says quietly to unconsious Bosco) They're on to us!!!

(She quickly dissapears out the door, dragging Bosco. Davis and Sully watch as they leave, then look at each other)

Davis: I could go for a corn dog right about now.

Sully: Hey, me too!! Lets go!

Davis: But what about roll call?

Sully: If Yokas and Bosco get to miss it, then so do we! (as he heads towards door)

Davis: Right on Sul-Mister!!! (following Sully out)

Sully: Yeah, and y'know what? Don't call me that.

Davis: How about Sul-Dawg?

Sully: How about no?

Davis: So No-Dawg it is.

(Sully groans)

(Cut to Yokas and Bosco in squad car, out in precinct parking lot. Yokas is in the driver's seat, and still unconsious Bosco is in the passenger seat. Yokas puts the car into drive, grinning evilly"

Yokas: This is going to be SO much fun.

(as she peels out of the parking lot)

Huh. I wonder what Yokas is up to. And just where is she going to bring Bosco? Just what is their special assignment? I'd sure like to know. Wouldn't you?