It was an intense fight, two Doctors fighting over one thing, traveling through time. The eleventh Doctor and Doctor Emmet Brown were fighting about which machine was better. The two men were sitting at a small table and their companions were on the sides. Doc Brown brought his time traveling friend, Marty McFly and the trusty dog Einstein. The Doctor brought his lovely companions Amy and Rory Pond.
"The Delorean is a very trust worthy machine." Doc Brown said. "It brings me where I want to go whenever I want to go there."
"The TARDIS travels through space and time!" the Doctor replied. "Does that stupid car travel through space Mr. Brown? Does it let you go to new worlds?"
"No, I give you that Doctor, but I made the Delorean with my own hands. You just received the TARDIS. That makes my machine worth more than your silly little police box."
"Is your machine bigger on the inside?"
Doc Brown bit his lip, "No."
"Does yours have a swimming pool in the library? Does yours call you sexy?"
"What?"
"My TARDIS is alive, it once called me sexy."
"Doctor, I don't think a machine calling you sexy counts…"
"It does in my mind!"
"Well that is just odd!"
"You're odd!"
"Okay you two are acting like a bunch of idiots!" Amy Pond snapped. "You both have wonderful machines!"
"I agree with the incredibly beautiful girl over here!" Marty said.
"Back off!" Rory said to Marty.
"I was just complimenting her." Marty said. "I have a girlfriend."
The Doctor smiled and looked at the human in front of him. "Amy is right; I have to say Doc, you were pretty clever for a mortal."
"And your machine is pretty amazing." Doc Brown said with a smile. The two men shook hands. "Now what do we do about those two?"
Both doctors looked over at their faithful companions and rolled their eyes. Rory and Marty were rolling on the floor in a full out fight. The leaned back in their chairs and sipped their coffee and watched a good fight.