Authors Note: Okay this is the random story of randomness, do not despise me or criticize me because this is my first fanfic story and many things inspired me at the same time. There is hardly a point to this story though.
"Double D get over here!" said Ed, "We're going to ambush Sasuke today!"
"Geez Ed, I'm not your worker!" Edd/ Double D said.
Clueless Sasuke said, "What? Who's ambushing me? When, where, how?" and then killed them, Edd Ed and Eddy are no more….
"Well, stupid, if I WAS ambushing you I wouldn't tell you about it, A-DURH," yelled Ed.
Meanwhile Sakura was worshiping Sasuke in her secret closet shrine, "Sasuke-kuuuuun! I LOVE YOU SASUKE-KUN!" She said, worshiping her gigantic picture of Sasuke that she had on the wall, "I know you'll come around eventually! You and I will love each other soon! We'll have five kids, a giganto house, and you won't want to kill your brother anymore!"
Meanwhile Naruto was doing the same thing accept with Sakura, not Sasuke.
Meanwhile Limdo was doing his thing, saving "the Priestess" or SLK as I like to call her, and turning into a woman and being his hot creepy self. "Buhahahahahaaaa, ack, ack! I have killed one thousand people! No one can stop me from being evil and stuff!"
Just then my weired friend came in, reading MY Ultra Maniac 3 book. "Oh my god, he's so hot!!"
Just then I said, "Oh my god it's the gay perverted cat that got turned into a gay perverted man!" after a few hours of her worshiping I said, "Do you even know his name?"
"Well, uh. No"
"Well, uh it's Shinosauke," I yelled
"Oh thanks!" She obviously hadn't been paying attention to any thing other than the manga of the gay cat/man.
Just then Sasuke and Orichimaru came in and started killing everyone but my friend, the gay cat loving person, and I. "Buhahahahahaaaa! I will kill you all!" said Sasuke, and then seeing the manga book and the worshiping friend he looked, "Ooh what are you looking at?"
"A hot guy," she said simply.
"Ooh," he said with a twinkle in his eyes, "I gotta see that! Show me!"
She hissed, "NEVER!!" She took the book away from him and fled, "You will never get you hands on Shinosauke! NEVER!"
With a disappointed look on his face Sasuke said, "Aww, I wanted to see the hot guy!"
Just then I HAD to interrupt, "Umm, if it makes you feel better he's a gay hot guy, but I don't think he's hot…"
"ZOMGEE!! You're so mean!!" He ran away like the sick little pervert he is.
TO BE CONTINUED…..