AUTHOR'S NOTES: This is what happens when I think about Edward Cullen with a British accent (all Robert Pattison's fault, incidentally).
The meadow was calm, filled with only the dull monotony of Edward and Bella's conversation. It was very dull monotony.
Suddenly, a screeching sound permeated the air. A blue box materialized out of nowhere, causing Bella and Edward alarm.
A thin man with unruly hair, square glasses, and a pinstripe suit poked his head of the box. "Oh, hello!" He turned back into the blue box. "Donna! Come here, there's just a couple of kids."
He turned his attention back to Edward and Bella. He was about to ask their names when he noticed something strange. "Are you…sparkling?" he asked Edward.
The woman who was presumably Donna exited from the box, stopping dead in her tracks.
"Doctor," she turned toward the man, "did we land in a parallel universe? One where faeries exist?"
"Don't be daft," the doctor said, "Faeries don't sparkle."