Here is Demyx and Fuu. Don't ask me why but I seriously think that this is our first straight fic. Oh well. It'll be cute.
"Hey Fuu do you think I did this right?" I asked above her. She looked at me blankly then answered my question with no mercy.
"Wrong." She answered. I scowled and got off of her. I'm seriously thinking of just watching porn. I mean… if I always get this wrong then I need a tutor or something.
"I guess we'll just never have sex…" I sighed making her look at me skeptically. Instantly she was on top of me with a blank look on her face.
"Patience." She said simply then got up and went into the bathroom to put some clothes on. I looked at the bathroom for a moment then shook my head.
"I'm not the right guy for this… I should have just been a girl… Girl's don't have to know right?" I asked myself knowing I was just complaining again.
"Wrong." Fuu said from the bathroom. I glared and tried not to say anything more. She's probably mad at me again. She just doesn't understand that I'm no good… why did she pick me anyway?
"I'm going to make dinner!" I called and walked into the kitchen and ordered Chinese. This is my version of making dinner. Fuu calls me pathetic but I call myself manly.
"Idiot." She called after me. I just shrugged and ordered our usual. While I waited I began to play on my sitar. When I asked her out for the first time I did it in a love song. Fuu rejected me on the spot calling me 'Hebetudinous.'
I looked the word up in the dictionary and found out that she had called me stupid. I had taken it as a good sign and pursued her. I didn't know how she wound up saying yes one day. It was pretty abrupt too.
Later on, I found out she went out with me because Seifer said no. Now we're a happy couple that can't have sex. I'm not the right guy for this… Suddenly she was holding my hand, ending my song. "Beautiful." She said simply and leaned her head on my arm tracing my fingers.
I looked down at her and my eyes softened. I would get so pissed off if someone else got to be her man… I want to be Fuu's.
"Thanks… ha I wish you'd talk more sometimes. But then again the one word phrases… seem like just enough." I laughed nervously. She looked up at me and shrugged.
"Sometimes." Fuu replied making me laugh again as she managed a smile. "Again?" She asked leading me to the bedroom. I smirked and followed.
This time…
I actually got it right!
But then the food came…
I'm really not cut out for this…