Harry Potter and the Everyday Life of Normal Wizard People
Chapter 1 – Harry Goes to the Supermarket
Harry Potter needed to buy some groceries, as he was magic, but still needed to eat to not die. This was important to Harry, as dying would be mad shit tier. So he went to the supermarket because they sold their food at reasonable prices, and money is hard to come by for a wizard. So he went to the market and found some sweet apples for sale. He was going to put them into a basket, but he remembered he was magic so he did not put them in a basket, but instead made them float magically with magic. When he got to the checkout counter, he didn't pay because he was magic and instead did mad bitchin kickflips outta the bitch. And that day he didn't die of starvation, which made it a good day.
