It's Time.to S-S-S-Sleepover?

Prologue

Author's Note: Hiya guys! This is one of my first attempts at writing a fic so hopefully it won't be too bad, lol. Actually, my brother is co-authoring it with me, but anyways, please be kind and review. It'll let us know what's funny and what's not, and you can give us ideas on what you want to happen next. Please review? It'll help ever so much!

Pegasus: Yay! I get to have a slee-

*BONK*

Me: Hahaha.*hides frying pan behind back*

ANYways, here's the prologue!

Pegasus was feeling lonely. It had been almost two whole days since the duel monsters tournament was over and he had been moping around, bored, ever since. So what was he going to do for fun? He couldn't spy on Yugi and his friends, (and what good-looking young friends they were too..except for Tea..that girl.) without a good reason, of course.

Pegasus: "Think, Maximillion, think! I need a new form of amusement, but what?"

*spots his pink fluffy teddy bear*

"Ooo! I have the absolute best idea!"

*claps hands together and titters*

"I'll have a slumber party tonight and invite all my best friends!! Wait a minute, I don't have any. Oh well, I guess I'll just have to invite Yugi and his friends. What fun this will be!"

*Skips off while listing guests*

"..Yugi-boy, Baka-boy, Kaiba-boy, Tea-b..girl..Oh Croquet!"

Croquet: "You called, sir?"

Pegasus: "Yeees. Please address these invitations for my sleepover and send them to the people on the list."

*hands him a list which says: Yugi-boy, Yami-boy, Ryou-boy, Baka-boy, Kaiba- boy, Joey-boy, Tristan-boy, - and all squished at the bottom in miniscule handwriting - Mai, Tea, Serenity*

Croquet: O_o "Uhh..yes sir. But sir, might I suggest a harmless change of address?"

Pegasus: "I don't understand. Why?"

Croquet: *sweat drop* "well, uh, not that they wouldn't want to come, but perhaps Kaiba's mansion might be more suitable? heh heh..heh."

Pegasus: *claps hands* "What a wonderful idea! Yes, address them from Kaiba- boy, please."

Croquet: "Shouldn't I leave out the 'boy'?"

Pegasus: *embarrassed* "..yeees."

Much later..

Yugi: "What? An invitation to a sleepover? Tonight? and from KAIBA?! What the..Yami! Are you trying to pull something?!"

Yami: *Sees Kaiba's name and falls over in shock*

Yugi: "Guess not."

Meanwhile, everyone received their invitation and was wondering why the hell Kaiba was having a slumber party. After a couple phone calls, they all decided to meet at the Magic Bean Coffee Shop to talk it over.

Joey: *sees Tristan* "Tristan! What the hell do you think you're doing?! My heart attack risk is high enough already because of all that fast food! Stop playing jokes like that! They're not funny!"

Tristan: *confused* "What are you talking about, Joey?"

*gets a sly look on his face*

"Or should I say..Kaiba?"

*yanks at Joey's right cheek*

"Hey! Your mask's not coming off!!"

Joey: "OWW! That hurts! I'm gonna pound you, you dork!"

Thirty seconds later, Tristan had Joey in a headlock and was threatening to pour a cup of steaming coffee over his head.

Joey: *struggling* "Augh! Lemme go!"

Tristan: *Stops sloshing coffee menacingly* "Wait..If I didn't do it, and you didn't do it, then who did it?"

Joey: "Watch out! My fleas are jumping on your arm!"

Tristan: O_O *screams like a girl* "AAAH! I'm contaminated!"

Joey: *snickers* "Pretty smart, eh?"

Tristan: *Punches him in the stomach* "If you're so smart, then who did it?"

Joey: "Oww..I don't know.."

In the meantime, the rest of the group was watching their scuffling with great amusement.

Ryou: "So when do you think they're going to figure out none of us did this?"

*everyone busts up laughing*

Mai: "Hahaha..Okay, let's stop them and talk about this seriously."

*Joey and Tristan are pulled apart and everyone sits down at a table*

Tea: "Okay, now we know that this isn't a joke. Maybe Kaiba's finally come around. I think we should go to his party, you know, to be nice."

Joey: *folds hands and glares* "Are you kidding? I'm not going to any party of Kaiba's, not after all those dog cracks of his. Nuh-uh. I don't think so."

Tea: "Oh yeah? I heard that he invited Serenity, too.."

Joey: "Whaaat? There's no freakin' way my sister's going without me there! I'll kiss Pegasus before that happens!"

Tea: ^_^ "Whatever you say, Joey. How about you, Yami? Are you going?"

Yami: *Looks skeptical* "Something's not right here. I don't think a slumber party is all there is to it. Somehow, I can't imagine Kaiba, of all people, planning a sleepover."

Yami Bakura: *evilly* "Oh, Yami, you're sOoOo suspicious!" *

Yami: *sweat drop* "Help. bad..memories.."

Tea: "Alright, that's enough. Everyone's going, and that's the end of that." *looks around glaring*

Yami Bakura: "Ha! Like that's gonna make me go."

Tea stands up menacingly and pulls out a switchblade in one fluid motion.

Yami Bakura:O_o "Umm..Like I said, I'll be glad to go!"

*Laughs nervously*

"Why don't you put that up now, Tea?"

Everyone: O_o

Tea: *smiles sweetly while sticking the knife into her pocket* "So, let's all meet at Kaiba's house at 6:00 then."

*That was a quote from Pegasus, which he said to Yami/Yugi in their final duel.

Author's Note: Soooo.how'd you like it? We won't know unless you review, so just click the little button down there, okay? Flamers are okay, as long as there's a reason for it.