This is my First story. Do not criticize my work. The only creditability is that I won Third Place in a story contest at my school. Please R & R.

LEGAL DISCLAIMER: I do not own Zelda or Nintendo. The only thing I own is a DS.

Zelda's sister

This is a story of Zelda's long lost sister Zleda who supposedly died in a horrible gannondorf incident 1000 years ago… now she's come back with gannondorf from wherever Link sent him. (Honeymoon) Let's see what happened...

"That was fun, honey" said Zleda. "Yeah, it was baby" said Gannon "Now let's go kidnap your sister like we always do." "I don't feel like it this time honey, maybe we should settle down and have a family" said Zleda. "What!?! You want to WHAT!?!" exclaimed Gannon. "Settle down and have a family!" said Zleda. "I don't think so.. Uh... Don't you think it would look strange?" said Gannon. "Who cares" said Zleda "Why do you care?" "I don't, but I have a reputation for being evil and I don't want that to happen to you." "You don't want it to happen to me!?!" shouted Zleda "Or do you just not want your poker friends to know about us?" "Honey, I never said that!" Shouted Gannon... Now we enter Links world... Where the hell is he!?! He's supposed to be here. It's in the story! He steals Zelda, Blah Blah Blah I kill him and get married to Zelda. It's in The Game!!! Where could he be!

So how did you like the first chapter? I know, I know it was short but I don't have time to write any more. If you like it Please Review.