Staggering o'er Slyfwatters
Author: princecharmprincesswit
Disclaimer: I don't own anything.
Author's Note: This one shot came to me when I was… ah, using the computer while being continually annoyed by mosquitoes… and BADABANG! somebody had a flyswatter at hand! Hope you enjoy.
Staggering o'er Slyfwatters
Harry: Why can't we have slyfwatters as hands, eh?
Ron: Uh, mate, that was wrong grammared.
Hermione: Ronald, you mean grammatically incorrect, and you are too. (she sniffed haughtily)
Harry: That wasn't the only thing incorrect. (he mumbled)
Ron: So is! I mean, what's a sliff-water anyway?
Dean: You mean slyfwatter.
Hermione: You're all wrong! He meant flyswatter!
Seamus: Now you're in the wrong! He specifically said slyfwaterrs!
Dean: You don't even know what that slyfwatter-thingy is!
Hermione: Oh, for goodness' sakes! He meant flyswatters!
Ron: Oh, you became a genius slash mind reader overnight?
Hermione: I said it because I'm right!
Ron: Oh really? That's nice to know.
Hermione: Since when did you begin to "know"?
Ron: Ever since you began you're life!
Hermione: Oh I give up! (she threw her hands in the air)