Random yaoi crack story that came to mind while I walked home alone like a loner singing depressing emo songs to myself.
disclaimer: me no own... :(
Mr. masashi: don be sad weird little girl.
me: i wont be if u let me buy the series...
Mr. masashi: that is a good-
barney: "barney loves u, u love me, lets go get brainwashed by barney,"
me: aaaaahhhhhh make it wasnt there make it wasnt there!
Mr. masashi: runs away
me: nnnnooooo! come back i want to have naruto!
Mrs Gaara?!
Chapter 1
A blonde blur raced through the trees, soon followed by a lazy toad Sannin.
"Eh Naruto, why are we going so fast?" the white haired pervert groaned.
"Shut up Jiraiya, I want to get back to Konoha and if you don't go faster I'll beat you up and drag your mangled body up with me." Naruto said cheerfully.
"Oh, he he, that's a good point..."
The two men speed up, flying through the forest. Naruto was finally back! After leaving to train with Jiraiya for 7 years, he was returning home. The blonde jinchuuriki had grown a lot, and now he was not only a hunter ranked ninja, that could beat up a Sannin, oh no. The baby fat had vanished leaving a handsome, well to be honest golden sex god. He had even decided to ditch the orange along with the childish, attention seeking attitude. Now he wore a black full sleeved muscle shirt, with a red kimono-like shirt on top. He had black camo pants, with various chains hanging about, tucked into heavy army boots. He also had a katana strapped to his back.
Finally the pair stopped, reaching Konoha's front gate. Naruto stepped forward entering the very busy main street, that was instantly covered in blood. Woman and men of many ages clutched themselves, nosebleeds painting the streets crimson. Naruto, taking no notice, took off in the direction of the Hokage tower. Jiraiya, he simply went to go do what he does best, peep at girls.
"Tsunade-baachan?" Naruto peeped in through a window. The blond Hokage mumbled in her sleep.
"He, wait till Shizune finds you..." he slid over to Tsunade and gently prodded her awake.
"Eh?" she looked up her words slurred her face cover in random bits of kanji and her vision fuzzy. Naruto smirked at her.
"Naruto? NARUTO!" she jumped up and advanced towards the latter. "7 years! 7 years you've been gone! But do you let me in on anything? Well? Not one single letter or message! Stupid brat!"
"Eh? Nani? But Jiraiya said he sent you plenty of letters, he ditched training heaps of times using it as an excuse, and he ditched me at least 5-6 times every week... wait," Naruto caught on.
"Ah," Tsunade caught on as well, "well never mind Naruto- otouto, you go get your ramen, I will deal with that perverted little hentai writing loser."
Naruto was scared, very scared, for Jiraiya at least. But his amusement got the better of him. Grinning ear to ear he said, to the shock of the universe.
"Nah, I don't like ramen that much anymore..."
In Scotland: ahhh! The loch ness monster is modelling for seventeen magazines!
In spring field: "And is later news local drunk loser, Homer Simpson was found making love to a cow.
In Hogwarts: "extra extra, he who must not be named has resorted to Judaism, and is selling freshly baked chocolate chipped stoats at his newly opened shop, 'Me Thinky Pinkie!'"
In the white house: "Um Mr. President? Why are you dressed in black velvet lingerie?
In some underground Nazi base: Hitler makes love to many ginger haired people.
In some anti-gay community: "Right so it's decided! We are all turning homo! We are now called the P.W.A.A.P.E.T.W.A.H.O.S. short for Pretend we are anti gay's even though we are homo our selves!"
In Suna: "OMG! I found Gaara at the rainbow tree huggers' convention. He was wearing yellow"
In heaven: GOD " well satan , i am taking an early retirement and after much thought (2 second while drunk) i have decided to let u look after the universe 4 me"
so the entire world went crazy after naruto denyed liking ramen anymore.
LINELINELINELINELINELINE
me: so how was the chapter
gaara: you are the weirdest, craziest, badword, badword, bardword
me: thats not very nice... :(
gaara: no its not ment to be. : walks away:
me: well gaara, wait till u see what happens in the next chapter, mwhahahaahaha,
comes back to planet earth
me: oh dear was i talking to myself again?
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