"Shut up."
"Hey, I didn't say anything!"
His hands went up in a protective motion and he chuckled.
"Bullshit."
"C'mon, Itachi-san..."
"Back off."
"What's eating you today?"
"Obviously not you, though I know you'd like to."
He looked at the man behind himself and smirked.
"That's cold!"
"Hn."
"Stupid, mean, sexy Uchiha."
"Wait, say that last one again?"
Itachi turned and rested his hands on his hips, smirking mischievously.
"I said..."
Itachi found himself happily pinned to a tree, the strong, large man holding him there with his body.
"You're too sexy, Uchiha."
"Well then, what are you going to do about it?"
Kisame chuckled and intentionally kept his lips just an inch away from Itachi's.
"What do you want me to do about it?"
Itachi's eyebrows twitched in impatience and anger as Kisame didn't kiss him.
"Kiss me..."
He was all too willing.