A/N: I promised to write this didn't I?
Disclaimer: I think it's illegal to own people now a days so I don't own Katy Perry and Glee isn't owned by a 14 year old either.
Kurt heard a knock on his door and went over to answer it expecting it was Blaine who was supposed to come over. He opened the door and saw Katy flipping Perry standing there. He would freak out or something but he was still mad about her calling him a girl. She was holding a boquet and giving him a puppy dog look.
"I'm sorry I called you a girl." She held out the lilies that she held, "Please stop sending me angry e-mails?"
Kurt crossed his arms, "I don't know." He said snobbily, "It really hurt."
Katy stuck out her lower lip, "Please Kurty?"
Kurt glanced at her, he couldn't say no to his would-be wife, "Fiiiiine!" He sighed.
"Yay!" She jumped forward and hugged him.
"Kurt?" Kurt looked up to see Blaine standing behind Katy who turned around as he said, "Are you cheating on me with- HOLY CRAP I LOVE YOU!" He lept forward and hugged her, "Marry me?"
Kurt put his hands on his hips, "Oh hell no!" He glared, "She's mine."
"Ohmygod!" Katy said suddenly, "You're Harry Potter!" She pointed at Blaine, "What's up with your hair?"
"Oh no way! Katy Perry knows who I am!" Blaine pretended to faint.
"Oh that's it Katy," Kurt said, "you made my man faint. I unaccept your apology!"
"Katie Perry apologized to you?" Blaine gasped, "For what?"
"I called him a girl." Katy shrugged.
"How could you?" Blaine gasped at Katy.
"After all I did for you!" Kurt crossed his arms again.
"You did stuff for Katy Perry?" Blaine was just being annoying now.
"Do I need to beg for forgiveness again?" Katie wondered.
"You probably should or else I'm gonna hear about this for weeks." Blaine whispered to her.
"Please Kurt?"
"No."
"Please?"
"Nope?"
"I will..." Katy didn't really know Kurt enough to know what he liked, or did she? "Give you front row tickets to my next concert for you and Harry."
"Blaine." Blaine corrected.
"Backstage passes? Blaine will throw a fit without his backstage passes." Kurt bargained.
"I get very whiney without them." Blaine nodded.
"Can do!" Katy said.
"Deal." Kurt smiled, "You are re-forgiven!"
"Yay! I'll mail them in to you by Friday." She gave Kurt another hug, "See you guys there!"
When she drove away Kurt turned to Blaine, "Now you're going to explain this Harry Potter thing to me!"
A/N: OMG I totally wrote this whole thing spelling Katy's name wrong! I'm sorry Katie! Also I might write a sequel, what do you think? Okay remember to review because I don't want to have to kill anything and I see a really cute squirrel right now. SAVE THE SQUIRREL AND REVIEW!