Hank's Highly-Explicit Fathering and Peggy's Carelessness

by Wy Wynaut

While Hank is going through mail and Peggy is playing boggle, Hank decides to do something he has wanted to do for years.

"Bill. Bill. Bill," Hank said repeatedly. "Why do we keep getting Bill's mail?"

"I don't like what the schools are teaching kids nowadays. Just yesterday, Bobby asked me, 'Mom, is evolution true?'" Peggy said.

"I'm gonna fuck Bobbeh." Hank stood up from his seat in the living room and walked into Bobby's bedroom, shutting and locking the door behind him.

"Dad, what are you doing?" Bobby asked.

"I'm fuckin yer ass!"

"Noo!"

Peggy continued playing boggle in the living room as she heard Bobby's screams.

Later that day, Hank stood in the alley with the Arlen gang, which consists of him, Boomhauer, Dale and Bill. "Ya see, you don't just get a radiator to work by fuckin it. Ya gotta take it outback and fuck it clean," he mentioned.