I lied. I just had to write another story! I can't help it! So this fanfic is based on CP Coulter's Dalton! It takes place a few days after the Valentine's Day Fair. I hope you enjoy it :) Please review! Disclaimer: All character's either belong to CP Coulter or Glee. I only own my OC's!

Chapter One: Down the Rabbit Hole

"Well Blaine, looks like you've got yourself a new roommate," Charlie said, barging into the younger boys room.

"What do you mean?"

"There's a new kid in Windsor and we ran out of rooms. You're the only one left, besides me of course, that doesn't have a roommate."

"This isn't very fair, Chaz."

"Life's not fair." Charlie replied coolly.

"Ouch. The twins were right: you are the Queen of Hearts." Blaine scoffed. The prefect just rolled his eyes.

"David and Wes are giving the newbie a tour of Windsor. They'll be up here soon." and with that, Charlie left.

A roommate? Blaine though to himself. Well, I guess that'd be okay... Maybe he'll be driven out of this madhouse pretty quickly... He paused for a moment.

"God I hope he isn't another Dwight!" he thought out loud. He can't be that weird... can he? I mean, I think I'm pretty used to the strangest of strange by now...

What Blaine didn't know was that his new roommate might just be the most confusing person he has ever met... well, maybe besides Dwight...

"And here's your room," David explained, gesturing to the door next to him. The unfamiliar kid just nodded and smiled. "You know, you're really quiet..." he added.

"Your roommate Blaine is probably in there," Wes said, turning to knock. He banged his fist on the door three times.

"Coming!" Blaine shouted from behind the door. The door swung open. Blaine gestured for the three to come in.

"Blaine, we'd like you to meet your new roommate. This is Bradley" David shoved the boy forward a bit. Bradley smiled and quietly whispered "hello."

"Hey, nice to meet you, Bradley!" Blaine said with a smile. He held out his hand. "I'm Blaine." Bradley carefully reached for his hand and shook it reluctantly. Blaine held in a bit of laughter. He was rather happy that his roommate wasn't taller than him like his other friends. Bradley was a few inches shorter. He was dressed in his Dalton uniform, aside from the black converse on his feet and an over-sized knit cap on his head. Maybe this won't be too bad... Blaine though.

"Well we gotta roll. We'll see you guys later!" Wes waved goodbye and David gave a swift nod. The two boys strolled out of the room and closed the door.

Blaine noticed the Bradley was gazing at the elegant architecture of the dorm room. "Wow." he mumbled under his breath.

"So Bradley, where ya from?" the elder boy asked, trying to make conversation.

"Oh... uh-" Bradly cleared his throat a bit and brushed his dirty blonde bangs from his eyes. "I'm from New York."

"Oh cool! Two of my friend who are also in Windsor live there! You'll probably meet them later on..." Blaine thought for a minute, thinking more about the crazy twins... "Actually, you'd be better off if you didn't." Bradley looked worried. "I didn't mean to scare you! Windsor really isn't that bad! You... you get used to the crazy antics-" an exploding sound erupted from down the hall, making Bradley jump a foot in the air. Blaine acted as though nothing had happened.

"I got it! Don't worry!" Drew shouted from the hall.

"You'll get used to that too." Bradley gave a nervous laugh. Blaine noticed something funny about the way Bradley spoke. It sounded forced... like he was trying to make his voice deeper. Maybe he wants to seem more masculine. It's hard to tell what 'team he plays for.'

Blaine felt his phone buzz in his pocket. He pulled it out and carefully read the message.

Dormouse is having another "Shane" meltdown. Please save me from this artpocolypse! - Alice

"Oh...uh... I'll be right back." Blaine darted out of the room and into the one next door to assist his boyfriend in calming down their mental companion. Bradley quickly stood up and closed the door.He sighed in relief. Alone at last! The young boy flopped onto the neat four-poster bed assigned to him and quickly pulled his, revealing long, wavy locks of hair. Bradley pulled his phone out of "his" pocket. There was one new message:

Hey Bridget! How's everything going? Was anyone suspicious? - Lottie

Nope (: I guess I make a pretty convincing guy... i'll tell u everything later.

Bradley quickly stuffed the phone away and let out another sigh. How did I wind up here? I must be insane!

At that moment, the door slammed open without warning, revealing two identical blonde boys. Bradley let out a high-pitched scream and dove under the blankets of the bed.

"Hey, newbie!" The one on the right shouted. He had a stain from strawberry ice cream on his blazer, revealing that he was Evan.

"Bradley, right?" The other asked. He must have been Ethan. They flashed grins that greatly resembled the Cheshire Cat. The twins slowly approached the lump of blankets covering the new Windsor.

"On three-" Evan whispered.

"One-"

"Two-"

"THREE!" They shouted in unison. They pulled the blankets clean off the bed, revealing a blonde girl, trying to cover up her face.

"... Wow... You really need a haircut, dude." Ethan laughed. His brother elbowed him in the ribcage, causing him to cough.

"Ouch!"

Bradley... or "Bridget" covered her face with her hand in embarrassment. Her entire face was red and flushed. I jinxed myself! Great! There goes this plan!

"Did someone get lost on their way to Dobry?" Evan asked with wide eyes. Bridget huffed.

"Well now that my cover has been blown, I guess introductions are in order." she began. The two boys sat down on the bed and listened intently. "My name is Bridget Cammer... I pretended to be a boy so I could go to this school. There are reasons why I can't go to Dobry that I'd rather not talk about right now. I knew I would be safe here. I had to pretend to be 'Bradley' so I could attend Dalton..."

"You wouldn't be the first to come here for sanctuary-"

"But you are the first girl to every do something this drastic." Ethan stated, finishing his brother's thought.

"I guess I better pack my bags-" Bridget began.

"Are you kidding? We wouldn't blow your cover, little Dodo!" Even exclaimed.

"What did you call me?"

"We honor your brave yet crazy plan!" Ethan jeered happily.

"Welcome to Windsor!" they said in unison.

"...I'm really confused right now..." Bridget scratched her head, ruffling her curls.

"We won't tattle on you-"

"That'd ruin all the fun!"

"Really! Thanks guys! That means a lot to me! Wait, what are your names?"

"We usually go my Tweedledee and Tweedledum-" Ethan began.

"But our real names are Evan-"

"And Ethan!"

"Nice to meet you two!" Bridget smiled. They grinned back with the 'Cheshire' smile.

"Wait, does the White Rabbit know of your identity?" Evan asked.

"Who?"

"Your roommate, Blaine." he clarified.

"Nope. You two are the only Dalton's who know."

"Except for the Caterpillar, but Han is a good secret keeper." Ethan explained. Bridget gave them a more confused look.

"Don't worry about it."

"Whatever you say... but why did you call me a 'dodo?'"

"Because you took a silly turn-" Evan laughed.

"Right into Wonderland!-"

"And only a Dodo would do something so foolish!" they cheered. Bridget laughed at their explanation.

"Do you nick name everyone after 'Alice in Wonderland' characters?"

"Only the important people..." Evan smirked.

"Well we best be off!" Ethan said, getting up and walking over to the door. Evan followed.

"Better but your hat back on before Blaine comes back!"

"And don't worry-"

"Your secret is safe with us, Dodo!" The tweedles spun out the door and slammed it behind them.

I sure hope so...

Coming up next: Will Bridget be able to hide her identity from her own roommate? And will anyone else catch on? I mean seriously, how long can someone wear a hat?