Disclaimer: I own none of the characters in this fic...so far.
I'm trying my hand in a humor fic! *hears groans* Ah, be quiet.
I'm starting this out with the original characters from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, but my fan chars may jump in sometime down the road.
Let's see how this goes.
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"Man, this'll be the greatest party ever!" Sonic exclaimed as he walked in the door, arms full of grocery bags containing everything they'd need for the long night that was ahead.
"It sure will be, Sonic, but why are having this party again?" Tails asked as he walked into the room also carrying bags.
"Well, we never really celebrated for stopping the ARK from destroying the world," Sonic replied. "It seems so long ago..."
"Yeah, we've had lots of adventures since then," Tails agreed.
"You can say that again," Sonic stated.
"Yeah, we've had lots of adventures since then," Tails agreed. Sonic raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything. Tails shrugged.
"Right...well, we better get set up," Sonic said as he started to take the stuff out of the bags.
"Lets see here...chips, punch, napkins, milk, soda... It looks like we have everything, Sonic."
"Now all we have to do is wait for everyone to arrive," Sonic said after unpacking everything.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Sonic asked.
"Knuckles! Lemme in!" the echidna yelled from outside.
"Sheesh, why do you have the door locked?" Knuckles asked once he was in.
"To keep out Eggman. He is kind of ticked since I didn't invite him," Sonic replied.
Knuckles laughed. "Good enough reason for me."
Another knock on the door interrupted the two.
"Well, I'm going to grab a soda and watch some TV," Knuckles said as he left the room. "Come get me when everyone's here."
"Sure thing," Sonic said to Knuckles.
Another knock rattled the door.
"Alright, alright, I'm coming!" Sonic shouted as he walked to the door and opened it.
"Oh, Sonic! I haven't seen you in so long! I missed you SO much!" a pink figure shouted as she clung onto Sonic.
"Amy...can't...breathe..." Sonic said as he tried to get away from her.
Another person outside laughed.
"I can see you two haven't changed much," Rouge said as she walked into the light.
"Rouge...help...me..." Sonic said in-between gasps.
"Umm...Amy, I think you should let Sonic go. He is turning blue," Rouge stated.
"What?" she replied. "He's always blue!"
"Bluer...than...usual..." Sonic choked.
"OH! Sorry Sonic!" Amy said when she finally realized what she was doing. Sonic took a few deep breaths and started coughing.
"Don't...do that again," he said. "Come on in. We've got all kinds of goodies," he beckoned as he shut the door behind them.
"Well, that only leaves one person," Sonic stated. "WHOA!"
Shadow had suddenly materialized in front of him and had scared him half to death.
"Don't do that!" Sonic shouted. Shadow laughed.
"Chaos Control is so useful!"
"Ok ultimate life-form," Sonic said with a little bow. "I'll go check on the guests now."
Sonic walked through the house, watching everyone. Amy was drinking some punch with Rouge, talking about something. Sonic didn't care to find out what. He continued into the living room. Knuckles had his eyes glued to the TV screen.
"Hey Knuckles. Everyone's here, so come on out when you're done," Sonic said as he turned to leave.
"Wait! Don't leave me! Help!" Knuckles cried.
"What is your problem?" Sonic asked.
"Uh...my whole face is stuck on the TV screen and you're wondering what my problem is?"
"What, do you want me to change the channel or something for you?" Sonic said as he pushed a button on the remote, changing the channel.
"No, I want you to...AAHHH!!! Teletubbies! Turn it off, turn it off!" Knuckles cried as he tried to find the buttons.
"Well, make up your mind!" Sonic yelled as he turned the TV off. "Happy now?"
"NO! Get me off this stupid TV set!" Knuckles shouted.
Sonic grabbed Knuckles and tried pulling him off the TV, but he only succeeded in making Knuckles angrier.
"Go find something to get me off of this!" he shouted. "Before you pull my eyes out of my head!"
"OK, OK! Sheesh!"
'I wonder how he got stuck to the TV,' Sonic thought to himself as he walked through the kitchen.
"Whoa!" he suddenly shouted as he felt himself moving fast and unable to stop. BAM! He smashes into an open cupboard door, causing him to fall to the floor in pain.
"Ouch...what the heck?" Sonic said as he now looked at a roller skate. Who had put that there?
Sonic quickly got up...or, tried to get up. BAM! He smashes his head on a open drawer above him and falls back down.
"Not my day..." he said as he fell unconscious.
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Well? Next chapter coming soon.
I'm trying my hand in a humor fic! *hears groans* Ah, be quiet.
I'm starting this out with the original characters from Sonic Adventure 2: Battle, but my fan chars may jump in sometime down the road.
Let's see how this goes.
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"Man, this'll be the greatest party ever!" Sonic exclaimed as he walked in the door, arms full of grocery bags containing everything they'd need for the long night that was ahead.
"It sure will be, Sonic, but why are having this party again?" Tails asked as he walked into the room also carrying bags.
"Well, we never really celebrated for stopping the ARK from destroying the world," Sonic replied. "It seems so long ago..."
"Yeah, we've had lots of adventures since then," Tails agreed.
"You can say that again," Sonic stated.
"Yeah, we've had lots of adventures since then," Tails agreed. Sonic raised an eyebrow but didn't say anything. Tails shrugged.
"Right...well, we better get set up," Sonic said as he started to take the stuff out of the bags.
"Lets see here...chips, punch, napkins, milk, soda... It looks like we have everything, Sonic."
"Now all we have to do is wait for everyone to arrive," Sonic said after unpacking everything.
Suddenly there was a knock on the door.
"Who is it?" Sonic asked.
"Knuckles! Lemme in!" the echidna yelled from outside.
"Sheesh, why do you have the door locked?" Knuckles asked once he was in.
"To keep out Eggman. He is kind of ticked since I didn't invite him," Sonic replied.
Knuckles laughed. "Good enough reason for me."
Another knock on the door interrupted the two.
"Well, I'm going to grab a soda and watch some TV," Knuckles said as he left the room. "Come get me when everyone's here."
"Sure thing," Sonic said to Knuckles.
Another knock rattled the door.
"Alright, alright, I'm coming!" Sonic shouted as he walked to the door and opened it.
"Oh, Sonic! I haven't seen you in so long! I missed you SO much!" a pink figure shouted as she clung onto Sonic.
"Amy...can't...breathe..." Sonic said as he tried to get away from her.
Another person outside laughed.
"I can see you two haven't changed much," Rouge said as she walked into the light.
"Rouge...help...me..." Sonic said in-between gasps.
"Umm...Amy, I think you should let Sonic go. He is turning blue," Rouge stated.
"What?" she replied. "He's always blue!"
"Bluer...than...usual..." Sonic choked.
"OH! Sorry Sonic!" Amy said when she finally realized what she was doing. Sonic took a few deep breaths and started coughing.
"Don't...do that again," he said. "Come on in. We've got all kinds of goodies," he beckoned as he shut the door behind them.
"Well, that only leaves one person," Sonic stated. "WHOA!"
Shadow had suddenly materialized in front of him and had scared him half to death.
"Don't do that!" Sonic shouted. Shadow laughed.
"Chaos Control is so useful!"
"Ok ultimate life-form," Sonic said with a little bow. "I'll go check on the guests now."
Sonic walked through the house, watching everyone. Amy was drinking some punch with Rouge, talking about something. Sonic didn't care to find out what. He continued into the living room. Knuckles had his eyes glued to the TV screen.
"Hey Knuckles. Everyone's here, so come on out when you're done," Sonic said as he turned to leave.
"Wait! Don't leave me! Help!" Knuckles cried.
"What is your problem?" Sonic asked.
"Uh...my whole face is stuck on the TV screen and you're wondering what my problem is?"
"What, do you want me to change the channel or something for you?" Sonic said as he pushed a button on the remote, changing the channel.
"No, I want you to...AAHHH!!! Teletubbies! Turn it off, turn it off!" Knuckles cried as he tried to find the buttons.
"Well, make up your mind!" Sonic yelled as he turned the TV off. "Happy now?"
"NO! Get me off this stupid TV set!" Knuckles shouted.
Sonic grabbed Knuckles and tried pulling him off the TV, but he only succeeded in making Knuckles angrier.
"Go find something to get me off of this!" he shouted. "Before you pull my eyes out of my head!"
"OK, OK! Sheesh!"
'I wonder how he got stuck to the TV,' Sonic thought to himself as he walked through the kitchen.
"Whoa!" he suddenly shouted as he felt himself moving fast and unable to stop. BAM! He smashes into an open cupboard door, causing him to fall to the floor in pain.
"Ouch...what the heck?" Sonic said as he now looked at a roller skate. Who had put that there?
Sonic quickly got up...or, tried to get up. BAM! He smashes his head on a open drawer above him and falls back down.
"Not my day..." he said as he fell unconscious.
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Well? Next chapter coming soon.