I was reading a crack story, and chatted with my friend about it. This is the result! Now, say this with me: C-R-A-C-K, Right Ashton?
Ash: Yeah
Tobi is Zetsu's bitch,
Itachi's mine and Ashton's bitch
Sasuke's Itachi's bitch
And Naruto's Sasuke's bitch
And Hinata's Naruto's bitch,
And, Sakura's also Sasuke's
And Lee's Sakura's bitch
And,Gaara's my bitch,
And, Ashton's Neji's bitch,
And, Kiba's also my bitch (LOL)
And, Cheese is Ashton's,
And, Ino's Kiba's bitch