Hi! So, I'm taking a challenge. 333 ways to get kicked out... In this case 333 ways to get kicked out of Hetalia. This first chapter will be really funny. Also I don't know how much I'll update, I surprisingly love my new school! I didn't want to leave Friday, true.

1. Play apples-to-apples
England, America, Italy, Germany, Japan, China, Hungary, and Prussia were plating apples to apples. England was judging and the category was "hot." The cards were fire, cheerleaders, peppers, models, and Brittney Spears. That was a very awkward moment.

2. Fall for a trick

The allies went on a vacation to some waterfalls in America. At one point, England told there was a bald eagle, when there was none. He pushed everyone in their rental car, and drove away. A few minutes later someone called.

"England, there's no eagle and where are you?"

3. Mishear

Still on their vacation, the allies go to an amusement park, America and England got stuck together.

"Ugh, I feel sick. I don't think my water will help.

"What the hell, America! Your water broke?!"

"No, Dude!"

"Oh,"

"Oh, yeah. What does that mean?"

"..."

4. Play Mad libs

" Italy, say a noun."

"PASTA!"

" Japan, say an adjective."

"White."

"Prussia say another adjective."

"Awesome."

"OK, here's the sentence. 'It's that time of year again that parents send their white kids to camp-"

"Hey! That's not the sentence!"

5. A smile game

With the same countries and France, they played this smile game where someone has to say "Baby why can't you smile?" in a funny way, then the other person has to respond" I'm sorry baby, but I just can't smile" without smiling. France had to get England to smile.

"Ohonhonhon, baby why can't you smile?"

"I'm sorry baby, but I just can't-"

"How 'bout now?"

"What the-! NO!"

Sadly, 1-4 actually happened. I put down the card for number one. For number two, we did that to my cousins. Three my cousin thought I said what America said. Four, I accidentally did, but it was in order. Five I just thought of while playing the game, cookie for whoever can guess what France did to England!