The following is written in dialogue because I'm lazy, and everything's funnier in dialogue.
I just wanted to write something—anything! I decided on pok'emon. My brother is closer to the average trainer age (he's 12), so I decided to use him as the main character.
Pok'emon: James Edition
The Beginning of a Bizarre Story Involving a Couple of Weirdos and Some Chick Named Hapetta
Rin: Hiya, Jamie!
James: *looks up from breakfast* I'm eating.
Rin: Not anymore! I have a present for you!
James: *stars glowing in eyes*
Rin: *shoves everything off the table* You're becoming a pok'emon trainer like your dear sister! *slams pok'e ball on the table." Ta-da!
James: Open it! Open it! … Open it! Open it! Open it!
Rin: You open it.
James: How?
Rin: Well, that's just- Hm... I don't know. You kind of just throw it into the air.
James: *throws pok'e ball into air*
Panpour: Pan! Pan!
James: *picks up and hugs half to death* OHMIGOSH! IT'S SOOOOOO CUTE!
Rin: Okay. Now you're coming on an adventure with me and my friends.
James: You have friends?
Rin: But first, I challenge you to a battle!
[dramatic music]
Rin: Okay, what happens is-
James: PANPOUR, GO!
Panpour: *water gun*
Rin: AH! NO! I HAVE TO SEND OUT A POK'EMON! *throws pok'e ball* Go, Rango!
Rango (Snivey): …
Rin: Don't you just love my Rango! He's so cool and collected. (blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah...)
James & Panpour: *exchange glances*
James: *nods*
Panpour: *water gun*
Rango: *glare*
Panpour: *faints of fright*
James: WHAT!
Rin: I tried to tell you.
James: IT CAN'T JUST PASS OUT LIKE THAT!
Cheren: Here. I'll heal it for you.
James: WHERE DID YOU COME FROM?
Cheren: … There. Healed.
James: Can I do that?
Rin: No.
James: Why not?
Rin: Because you're the protagonist.
James: That's stupid!
Rin: Mum can heal pok'emon, so you can just talk to her if you're in a pinch.
James: How does Mum know how to do that?
Rin: *shrug* Magic?
James: Oh, okay then.
From here on is James' writing.
Hapetta: James, you're so hot! *kisses James*
James: Hell yeah I am!
Prime Minister: James, I present you a hundred billion dollars for being so sexy!
James: Thank you Mr Prime Minister, although I know I do deserve it.
Hapetta: Shut up and kiss me! *kisses James*
Me: Kinda went off topic there, bro.
James: Shut up and kiss me! *kisses Hapetta*
Me: My little brother...