Chapter 1: Stalkers

Sei: Today we stalk Hinata Hyuga to find out all of her personal secrets and betray them to Naruto.

Rei: Hey, we're not here to do that! We're going to betray them to Orocchimaru. He pays more.

Sei: Oh, right, sorry.

(Sei, Rei and cameraman sneak off to the Hyuga clan compound)

Sei: So now we're in the Hyuga compund. To get to Hinata, we have to sneak around over 40 Hyugas. Can we do it?

Rei: Hell yea we can. Now stop talking to the camera and get going.

Sei: Aren't you coming with me.

Rei: (Laughing) Of course I am, but you go first.

Sei: Nah, we do it at the same time, I still remember last time I went first. Now, promise to God.

Rei- Whatever, I promise.

Sei: And if you're lying let God strike you down.

Rei: Whatever, whatever, let's just get on with it. On the count of three.

Sei: 1..2..3 (rushes out alone straight into the face of a Hyuga)

Rei: He really needs to stop believing me whenever I promise to God.

Sei: (running from the Hyuga) TT I hate you.

Rei:) (turning to cameraman) Anyway let's go.

(they set off through the Hyuga cmpound to where the official database says Hinata's room is, a guest quietly following behind them))

Rei: We've finally made it to the room of our prey Hinata Hyuga. Let's have a look inside.

Rei sneaks up to the window and sees a note.

Dear Stalkers,

All stalking must be done between the minutes of 12:42 to 12:43 A.M. If you have not stalked between that time my brother will come and beat the hell out of you.

Love, Hinata

Rei: Damn. Well, let's go stalk Naruto then.

(Goes back the way she came and collects Sei's decrepit corpse)

Sei: i don't want to work for you anymore.

Rei: I don't care. Your my slave and I will own you until you pay off your tab at Ichiraku. Now get your ass up and carry me.

Sei: Yes Maam.

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Used characters from Animic. Seiken (Sei), Rei.

Next time, The Stalkers take a look at Kakashi's computer. What will they find? Will they confirm all the beliefs that Kakashi is a porn addict? Will they get caught? The answers...

Now. Porn. Hell No, He's a clean man. Hell, yeah.