A/N: I am about to tackle the worst fanfic ever made, My Immortal. Will I survive? Possibly not. By the way, I don't own this fanfic, it's owned by…. Whoever made this fanfic. (Trollskullkid69 is not responsible for anyone who commits several felonies after reading this story)
AN: Special fangz (get it, coz Im goffik) (I don't know what being gothic has to do with fangs but okay) 2 my gf (ew not in that way) raven, bloodytearz666 4 helpin me wif da story and spelling. (Her spelling did not rub off too well) U rok! Justin ur da luv of my deprzzing life u rok 2! (Except for Never Say Never, that sucked) MCR ROX!
Hi my name is Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that's how I got my name) (Ebony- the only girl who had hair when she was born) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don't know who she is get da hell out of here!). (I don't know who she is but I'll stay for the hell of it) I'm not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he's a major fucking hottie. (And as we all know, having romance with your siblings is normal) I'm a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. (Like every vampire's teeth) I have pale white skin. (Hey guys! Did you find out she's a vampire yet?) I'm also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England (I'm no Potter expert, but isn't Hogwarts in Scotland?) where I'm in the seventh year (I'm seventeen). I'm a goth (in case you couldn't tell) (Did you know im a vampire?) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. (Kinda goes without saying. Its like me saying "I like Gamestop! I buy all my games there!") For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. (Yeah instead of building development, lets talk about Ebony's clothing! That's what I care about!) I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. (You don't need white foundation, your skin is already pale) I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. (Because I'm a vampire! Did you know that?) A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them. (Wow, this character is nice already)
"Hey Ebony!" shouted a voice. I looked up. It was... Draco Malfoy! (Oh my god! Who cares?!)
"What's up Draco?" I asked.
(You're violating the restraining order, Ebony) "Nothing." he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away. (That and Draco told me to never go near him unless I want garlic shoved down my throat)
AN: IS it good? (NO!) PLZ tell me fangz! (Remember: if the pun was never funny the first time, be sure to tell it again)
A/N: Well that's the end of that. Chapter 2 will be coming up shortly. And remember: spelling and grammar is important, unless you are righting a story about crappy vampires and somehow tying it to Harry Potter in which case, never make eye contact with me!