Step 1: Awaken His Attention

Inducing a handsome knight to ask you to bed requires skill and patience, and a sufficient amount of sheer dedication. However, if said knight is exceedingly handsome, it should not be that difficult to summon such determination. Besides, pursuing your quarry is half the fun.

The first and most important step in coaxing a handsome knight to ask you to spend the night with him is dedicating an ample amount of time rousing his interest in you. This must be done subtly (i.e. greeting him with a lick to the face is too forward, even for drunken rascals), but in such a way that he is left with no doubt as to your intentions (i.e. silently lusting over him is not forward enough, especially if dropping hints so heavily it's like throwing a brick at his head still doesn't work on the dozy fool). Therefore, you must successfully perform a balancing act, exhibiting enough provocative behaviour to stir his curiosity whilst not promising him anything.

There are several ways in which you can do this. Here are the ones which seem to be the most effective:

1. Being the best/only friend he's got

NB. This isn't that hard; the drunken idiot's making enemies all the time, and it is easier to be besties with someone who saves your life about seventy times (excepting arrogant princesses who just push you around no matter how many times you save their sorry hide).

2. Having pretty eyes

3. Pulling adorable faces

NB. If you are not pretty or adorable, don't worry about 2 and 3. Just get him drunk and he'll think you are anyway.

4. Tucking him into bed

NB. This is after you've got him drunk.

5. Looking at him like he's naked and you want it

NB. This also shouldn't be too hard. If he's gorgeous enough it'll happen completely subconsciously.

6. Polishing a sword in a suggestive position when he's training

NB. See 5.

7. Bruising yourself by falling over a chair so he can kiss it better

8. Kissing him better when he suffers an injury (i.e. pricking his finger on a needle, the girl)

9. Making him jealous by going to see sixty-year-old healers

10. Having your horse throw his shoe so you have to share his horse with him

11. Staying up so late he actually has to make you get some sleep by grabbing you and telling you to come to bed

12. Making a bunch of mistletoe in front of him to start off a few ideas in his head

13. Getting upset in the middle of the night so he has to comfort you by cuddling you in your bed

WARNING: Under NO circumstances may you kiss your employer whilst your handsome knight is secretly watching you. This can have SERIOUS repercussions and seriously, if not irrevocably, damage your hard work.