AN: The following is an example of what poetry written by Johnny might sound like. I don't own "the Room."

Football

Soaring through an alley's touchdown

Fierce as cancer

Graceful as a spoon

Football

Spins over the Golden Gate Bridge

One with the sky

Like spoon in frame

Football

Finally fed up with this world

Beauty of a cheating princess

Ugly as a gangster's gun

Oh hi Doggy!