Mondo: MONDO MAN!

*kisses Ishimaru's bicep*

Ishimaru: What are you doing?!

Mondo: Nothing….

Ishimaru: Get your head off my arm

Mondo: … I… I… cant.

Ishimaru: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANT!

Mondo: My hair is stuck in your stupid medals

Ishimaru: THEY ARE NOT STUPID! THE REPRESENT ORDER AND HONOR!

Mondo: Sheesh! Sorry Bro! but I still cant get my hair unstuck

Ishimaru: *Sighs* fine, pull your head away from the medal, and I'll lean away from your head ok?

Mondo: Yeah, yeah, sure

Ishimaru: 1…2…3 PULL!

*Both pull in the opposite directions only for Ishimaru to lose his balance and fall onto Mondo

Mondo: Well hey there

Ishimaru: I… did not mean to do that

Mondo: tis okay bro. To be honest, I don't mind this

*Ishimaru blushes furiously*

*Mondo tries to get up but ends up kneeing Ishimaru in the groin*

*Ishimaru makes a noise*

Mondo: OH SHiT! Sorry Bro! did I hurt you?

Ishimaru: No… it… it didn't hurt

Mondo: w-What do you mean bro?

Ishimaru: It… it felt… good

*Ishimaru blushes even more*

Mondo: WAH! So… um… should… should I do it again?

*Mondo starts blushing too*

Ishimaru: Only if you want to I guess

*Mondo does it again and gets the same reaction out of Ishimaru*

Ishimaru: Fuck! That feels good!

Mondo: *blushing* does it?

Ishimaru: Do you want to find out for yourself?

*Mondo blushes more*

Mondo: Um… Sure

*Ishimaru does it to Mondo*

Mondo: FUCK BRO! That DOES feel good!

Ishimaru: Do you want to keep going?

Mondo: Maybe? If you want to that is

Ishimaru: I do.

*During the fall, Mondo's hair disentangled from Ishimaru's hair, but they didn't notice it because Ishimaru and Mondo spend the rest of the night making passionate love to each other. It is so loud and passionate that the remaining survivors can hear it from inside their rooms. The next day as Ishimaru and Mondo enter the dining area and everyone is just staring at them in horror, amusement, and with smiles or smirks on their faces. Ishimaru and Mondo are confused as to why they are receiving such looks until Naegi takes pity on them and tells them that they could hear them all night. Mondo and Ishimaru look at each other in embarrassment then avoid everyone else for the rest of the day, not because they're making love again, but because they don't want to be stared at, but everyone thinks that they're off screwing. *