STAILS: Sup, STAILS565 here
YIN YANG: Hello there Yin Yang here
STAILS: So this, well, you need to read to find out.
YIN YANG: What is it about?
STAILS: Top Secret,
YIN YANG: Don't make me, tell you
STAILS: Okay, okay, ill tell you. * Whispers to Yang*
YIN YANG: WHAT! No, no, I .
STAILS: Yes, yes you are. Now please can you do the disclaimer please.
YIN YANG: Sure, STAILS565 doesn't own the movie' The Expendables' , only thing own is the plot.
STAILS: thank you Yang
YIN YANG: No Prob.
STAILS: Enjoy
THE GIRLY YANG
The Team, were relaxing after a job, they were assigned by Church, Caesar smile out of nowhere. Yang, went to take a 'cat nap', they say, Tool look at him and ask," why are you smiling Caesar"?
"Just watch and see", The African American reply.
A Voice that they know so well, came, "WHO THE HECK DID THIS"!?
They look at the source of the voice and it was Yang's, he was dressed as girl, with a black skirt, white blouse, with a red bow on his head, and black shiny high heels, nails painted in bright red, toe nails also, as well with necklaces, rings and bracelets. Black lipstick, with a blond wig, as well with some big size earrings.
Yin Yang ask again", who did this"!?
"We have no Idea", Barney said, he tries to keep his composure but on inside, his laughing.
Yin Yang frown, he wants to know who in the team, will screw him up in his Cat Nap, Lee whispers to Caesar," You, really did it didn't you, you screw up Yang, in his Cat Nap".
"Yes, Yes I did", Caesar replies.
Then Lee said," Barney ," The Leader look at him, with a ' What is it' Look," if one of our job assigned is to seduce a Rich Guy How about let Yin Yang seduce a rich guy."
"IM NOT SEDUCING A FUCKING RICH GUY"! Yin Yang yelled.
His Bonded Pair said," Come on, you are very cute like a girl".
"SHUT UP GUNNER"! Yin Yang yelled.
Maggie said," Now it seems im not the only one who looks feminine now". She looks at her girly dress comrade, she chuckles a little. Yin Yang look at her, with a look of ' I Don't like you', and the same look at each team member, but they know , Yang just over react it.
Their Asian Teammate sighs," AH, Forget it". He turns and went to change to his normal clothes and The Team were surprise of how Yin Yang manage to walk in High Heels.
"BY THE WAY, I KNOW IT WAS CAESAR", Yin Yang yelled back.
Caesar was surprise,.
Tool said," Damn, Busted Brother".
STAILS: Im Done, sorry I wrote it fast, this is my version, next ill upload, a better version of this so you guys can really enjoy.
YIN YANG: what kind of bow, Caesar put on me when I was taking my Cat Nap?
STAILS: Those bows, use, in ceremonies, like well, like a new opening of place to eat, or the finish line, that kind of bow, Caesar use on you.
YIN YANG: DAMN, YOU CAESAR!
STAILS: So review, Ill upload a better version, so from the time begin, Review please, ^_^
YIN YANG: Reviews will be honored. ^_^