Yes, I'm finally back! I know I've been gone for ages, so I've gotta do some housekeeping first.

1. I am no longer continuing the Superheroes Don't Use Guns story. I know I said I was going to, but I'm not. If anyone wishes to continue it, please e-mail me at: blaze-firestorm at hotmail dot com (obviously, don't spell at and dot, but the address doesn't work if I don't do it that way).

2.My stories are now taking a turn towards the comedic instead of the pseudo-dark/angsty contrivances they were before.

3. This is set AFTER the fourth season.

So sit back and enjoy the ride, and remember: I LOVE REVIEWS!

DISCLAIMER: I do not own the Teen Titans. They are copyrighted to the amazing DC Comics. Do not think I invented them, because you would be wrong.

It was what seemed to be quite a normal day in the Titan's Tower.

Starfire was in the kitchen, cooking some "exotic" Tameranean dish. Beast Boy and Cyborg sat on the couch trying to beat the stuffing out of each other on some videogame or other. Robin was leaning against the far wall, headphones on and music blaring. Raven was in her room, meditating as always.

It was a nice day out. The sun was shining in through the windows, so the Titans left the lights off. No criminals had decided to try and demolish the city. So far, it had been pretty uneventful.

Uneventful until the kitchen table flew across the room and smashing out the window.

Everyone jumped up to action. Starfire flew up, hands glowing. Beast Boy morphed into a bear, and Cyborg activated his sonic cannon. Robin twisted out of the headphones and stood in a battle pose, blast discs at the ready.

Suddenly the lights flickered on, glowed, and exploded. Starfire's pots and pans clattered around the kitchen. The Titans looked around, completely confused as to what was going on. The TV suddenly shut off and started shaking dangerously. Cyborg dove in front of it, as if he was trying to protect it with his body.

The doors from the hallway exploded open with a crash, and there stood…. Raven. Eyes aglow, fists bunched, and obviously way ticked off about something. The rest of the Titans just stood (or floated) where they were, waiting for some sort of reason as to why the kitchen table was out the window.

But Raven opted not to offer an explanation. Instead, she marched over to Robin, grabbed him by the shoulders, pulled him forward, and… kissed him?

Starfire fell right out of the air into the pots and pans. Beast Boy's brain shut off, mouth dropped open, and eyes started twitching. Cyborg screamed like a little girl and fainted. And they managed all of this in approximately 1.54 seconds.

Raven pushed a thoroughly shocked, confused, and bewildered Boy Wonder away, and glared at him. "Damn you," she hissed, and stomped right back out of the room, things crashing along the way.

As Cyborg and Starfire just stared, Beast Boy looked over at Robin, who was still standing where Raven had left him.

"What the hell just happened?"

Oooh, and that's the end of the teaser! I'm hoping I'll get some reviews for this… else I just won't continue. And this is the TEASER! Next entry will be longer – I've got it planned already!

Catch ya later!