Donald Trump Gives Birth
It was a sad day for the President Donald Trump in the White House. People thought he was dying because he was so sick!
"Oh no!" cried Pepe, "Lord Trump hang on for the glory of Kekistan!" Trump whimpered, "Don't worry my frog warrior, I will always watch over you…" Then the doctor Mike Pence researched Trump's belly and came to the conclusion that Trump was not dying, but in fact pregnant!
"Oh boy!" screamed Mike Pence, "It had better be a boy and not an ugly hambeast feminist that Trump gives birth to!" "If it's a girl…"said Trump, "I will deport her to Mexico…" Pepe rubbed Trump's belly and kissed it, saying "You will be our new prince of kekistan…"
When it came time for Trump to give birth, the doctor Mike Pence put Trump in a hospital and Trump breathed heavily. Finally, Donald Trump gave birth to an ugly white baby boy who looked like Hitler. "I'll name him…"Trump said, "…Adolf Trump Jr!" "Goo goo!" said Adolf Trump Jr, "White Power!"
Suddenly, the brave and heroic hero Sonic the Hedgehog bashed through the brick walls and said, "I will defeat you Trump, and your evil baby!" "Goo goo GROOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!" hissed Adolf Trump Jr. Sonic spindashed into Adolf Trump Jr. and the evil baby melted into goo. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Trump, Pence, and Pepe. "MY BABY!" cried Trump. "MY RULER!" cried Pepe. "MY NEW KKK MEMBER!" cried Pence. Sonic then laughed and mocked, "Now then, time to defeat you guys!" Sonic spindashed into Pepe the frog and he turned into a dead frog. Sonic took Trump and Pence and threw them both into jail and locked them up with a bunch of burly men.
"Ha ha ha!" laughed Sonic, "You guys deserve to suffer!" "NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" cried Trump and Pence. Trump and Pence than lived in jail forever, having to fight back with by the burly men that were in jail with them.