You're name is Karkat Fucking Vantas, and you will admit you have a problem with swearing, but you will never admit you are in love. EVER.
You have a older brother named Kankri Vantas, and he is annoying as shit, always nagging you about you're swearing problem, and how you could trigger someone but all you hear from his mouth is bullshit, bullshit, and MORE FUCKING BULLSHIT. You both live with your dad, Keithe Vantas, he's a teacher in history at a university... you think. You're mother died giving birth to your unborn sister, her name was going to be Kaylee, and your dad blames everything on him. You're dad works hard to support both of you, and you rarely ever see him, but when you do, he smothers you in hugs and presents, and it gets pretty fucking annoying, but you love him.
Anyways, when you were 15 you moved to the town of Skaia (OMG Cause that wasn't used before) to a new high school, and quickly became friends with 2 assholes named Gamzee Makara and Sollux Captor, and you are pissed when you say you have been stuck with those assholes since then, YOU CAN NEVER ESCAPE THOSE ASSHOLES, but sometimes, it's a good thing. Sollux hops between two girls named Aradia Medigo and Feferi Piexes, and for Gamzee, you don't even know that fuckers sexuality, he's always too high to focus on dating, sometimes he forgets you his "best friend". When you transferred you also met a girl named Terezi Pyrope, and you still swear on you're life to this day, that it was love at first sight. She had shoulder length ginger hair, and wore red glasses, but you could see those green eyes through the red, and her skin was a even tone of ivory, sending you into shivers when ever your hand brushed against hers, and had the most terrifying laugh, but to you, it was adorable as fuck. She always seemed to have some sort of candy on her, from lollipops to nerds, she always had something colorful to chew on, you told her her teeth would rot and fall out, but she just stuck her tongue out at you. You loved everything about her, from her birth mark the shape of a cartoon dragon on her left calf, to her weird hobby of flarping as a lawyer who kills her victims. You could have cried from happiness when she agreed to go out with you, but as Kankri always says, great things never last. On July 24, 11:45 PM, Terezi Pyrope was killed by a hit and run on her way back from you're house, and to this day, blame it all on you. If you never started dating, she wouldn't have been at your house that night, if you never became friends with her, you wouldn't have started dating, and if you never said "hey" to that pretty girl who's locker was conveniently next to yours, you never would have talked to her, just seeing her in the hallway should have been good enough, but no, you had to talk to her, you huge chaotic asshole.
You are now in grade eleven, and are still very much upset about the fact that the girl you love has been dead for almost two years, and everyone expects you to move on, even Gamzee, who didn't realize she was dead till last year, that fucking tall stoned asshole, he just though she was on vacation, AND HE WAS EVEN AT HER FUNERAL! You also agree you should move on, but no girls, or boys, interest you the way she did, maybe you'll be a lonely old 64 year old, watching romantic movies with your pet crab, Luke, and honestly, you wouldn't care if you ended up that way, you wouldn't have to worry about some fucked up shit like divorce, and you really only want Terezi, you would kill for Terezi, every tells you that she would want you to move on, but you're in high school, you don't want to focus on dating, unless it's with Terezi, which is fucking impossible.