**Author's Note*** Alright her goes: I own none of the characters except for the ones that I made up myself (ex.-Olga, Helga) all the others Tolkien has. By the way, I don't mean to be to offend anyone by saying the sisters are fat. So please don't sue my b/c I have no money and live off cornbread and rice. And if you haven't already seen, REVIEWS! So please review! And please no flames b/c I don't want to feel any worse about my life. I mean, I already only live off cornbread and rice. (and reviews, hint hint wink wink nudge nudge) Anywayz, on with the show!
Chapter One: Two Fat Sisters Get a Big Surprise
Olga and Helga were walking home from their high school. They were twin sisters and in the twelfth grade, and REALLY hated their school. (Everybody does, right?) Though they may have hated it so much because they were ugly. I mean REALLY UGLY. Imagine the ugliest person you have ever seen, and then multiply it by ten. THAT was how ugly they were Oh, and they both weighed about 400 pounds, and were roughly the size of a baby killer whale. In spite of this, they both really thought they were incredibly sexy, and were wearing incredibly revealing outfits. Though unfortunate for innocent bystander's eyes, all that their outfit revealed was their excessive fat, among other things that, trust me, you did not want to see. But if you got past all that, plus their annoying voices, they were really very nice girls. They really just needed weight watchers and a makeover. So they were both walking home from school together (actually, it was more like waddling) and discussing their
favorite movie, the Lord of the Rings.
"Oh my God, I think Legolas is SO HOT!" screeched Olga in a voice that shattered glass and scared all the birds away from a nearby tree.
"I totally agree sis." Answered Helga. "Wouldn't it be great if we could really go to Middle Earth? That would be so fun! And then Legolas would fall in love with us and we'd live happily ever after!"
"Definitely! I mean, we are completely foxy." Said Olga. "Oh, here's the store. We have to pick up some more milk for mom."
Olga and Helga walked into the shop and picked up the milk. Then, something caught their eye. A mirror, which had never been there before, was standing on the opposite corner of the store. (Think the mirror of Erised from Harry Potter) Olga and Helga walked up to it and examined their beautiful (they thought) reflections.
"OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm so pretty." Said Helga, flipping her hair and throwing showers of dandruff all over a nearby customer.
Olga stood next to Helga and made a similar pose in the mirror. They both bent forward to kiss their reflections when........ the mirror suddenly seemed to tip towards them, and Olga and Helga fell straight into the mirror and into the depths beyond.
Chapter One: Two Fat Sisters Get a Big Surprise
Olga and Helga were walking home from their high school. They were twin sisters and in the twelfth grade, and REALLY hated their school. (Everybody does, right?) Though they may have hated it so much because they were ugly. I mean REALLY UGLY. Imagine the ugliest person you have ever seen, and then multiply it by ten. THAT was how ugly they were Oh, and they both weighed about 400 pounds, and were roughly the size of a baby killer whale. In spite of this, they both really thought they were incredibly sexy, and were wearing incredibly revealing outfits. Though unfortunate for innocent bystander's eyes, all that their outfit revealed was their excessive fat, among other things that, trust me, you did not want to see. But if you got past all that, plus their annoying voices, they were really very nice girls. They really just needed weight watchers and a makeover. So they were both walking home from school together (actually, it was more like waddling) and discussing their
favorite movie, the Lord of the Rings.
"Oh my God, I think Legolas is SO HOT!" screeched Olga in a voice that shattered glass and scared all the birds away from a nearby tree.
"I totally agree sis." Answered Helga. "Wouldn't it be great if we could really go to Middle Earth? That would be so fun! And then Legolas would fall in love with us and we'd live happily ever after!"
"Definitely! I mean, we are completely foxy." Said Olga. "Oh, here's the store. We have to pick up some more milk for mom."
Olga and Helga walked into the shop and picked up the milk. Then, something caught their eye. A mirror, which had never been there before, was standing on the opposite corner of the store. (Think the mirror of Erised from Harry Potter) Olga and Helga walked up to it and examined their beautiful (they thought) reflections.
"OOOOOOOhhhhhhhhhhh, I'm so pretty." Said Helga, flipping her hair and throwing showers of dandruff all over a nearby customer.
Olga stood next to Helga and made a similar pose in the mirror. They both bent forward to kiss their reflections when........ the mirror suddenly seemed to tip towards them, and Olga and Helga fell straight into the mirror and into the depths beyond.