LightningSword5: I writed a song!

Rai: Wrote. You wrote a song.

LightningSword5: I came up with this when I was messing around with inFAMOUS 2 and saw a stop sign that just would not fall mover. So here I am, hacking at it for about ffive minutes, saying things like

"Yo mama!"

"Suck on dat, stop sign!"

"Can you feel the freaking burn?!"

"Can you feel the sunshi- Wait a minute... Can you feel the stop sign?"

"..."
"YESH!"

Sooo, here it is! Listen to Sonic R's "Can You Feel the Sunshine" while reading this.

Warning: Some material may be too graphic for children. This is purely humorous, and I in no way actually want to kill people.

Can You Feel the Stop Sign?

Can you see?

The sun is shining on me

And now that I am free, and alive,

I don't think that you'll survive.

Got to flee

From a mental facility

I'm not a real sane guy on the fly

TODAY'S THE DAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Can you feel the stop sign?

As I smash it in your face?

When your soul becomes mine

How I feel my heartbeat race!

Forget about the stop sign

As I start a burning blaze!

Hey, think about the good side-

For me, this is child's play!

Whoa, wait, stop!

Somebody called the cops?

My jaw, it really drops as I find

That now I'm in quite a bind.

Oh, well, poo.

The police are comin' through.

They should feel the stop sign too! Don't you cry-

TODAY'S THE DAY YOU'RE GONNA DIE!

Can you feel the stop sign?

As I smash it in your face?

When your soul becomes mine

How I feel my heartbeat race!

Fall down with the stop sign

As I keep your pals at bay

The feeling's just so divine

As the cops join in the fray!

When your blood runs out

There will be no more fighting.

Then I run away

'til I find more to slay!

Can you feel it?

Oh! (That looked like it hurt.)

Can you feel it?

Ouch! (That'll leave a mark.)

Can you feel it?

Wait... (No, you're dead.)

Can you feel it?!

Can you feel the stop sign?

As I smash it in your face?

When your soul becomes mine

How I feel my heartbeat race!

Though the party's over

I still had a real dun day!

Even if you WERE pushovers,

Wanna do it some time again?

Ha ha ha ha ha!