AUTHOR'S NOTE

Hello people!

This is my second fan fiction!

Give it a try and portray the mercy of humanity!

Thank you, for reading it.

I don't own The Mortal Instruments or The Heroes of Olympus or Percy Jackson and the Olympians series. I'm not going to repeat that a however-many-chapters-there-are-gonna-be.

Chapter 1 – The bursting Gods…

Third person POV

"No! Shut up, Apollo! I am elder to you!"

"Oh, I don't think so, little sister!"

"POSEIDON! You keep that stupid son of yours away from my Annabeth!"

"IT'S NOT MY FAULT! It was Annabeth who first had a crush on Percy!"

"Why were you flirting with that woman, yesterday, Zeus? WHY!?"

"Hera, no. I wasn't flirting with anyone. Why do you always suspect me?"

"It was you who abducted Persephone!"

"You're STILL not over that!?"

"Aphy is mine!"

"Are you kidding me? 'Aphy'!? Seriously!? You make out with my wife but you DON'T call her Aphy!"

"Hermes! You again lost my hairbrush! I AM GOING TO KILLL YOU!"

"NO! NO! NO! APHRODITE WRATH! SAVE ME!"

"SHUT UP! EVERYONE FREAKING SHUT UP! I SAID SHUT UP!"

The room went silent. 12 pairs of eyes turned to look at Dionysus. The poor God had a horrible headache without this bunch of hooligans screaming at each other.

"What is wrong with you? You're screaming and behaving like a bunch of misbehaved teenagers! Is this the way the rulers of the world behave!?"

Athena whinnied like a kid.

"Look at him! When I went inside Annabeth's head, she was thinking how hot 'Seaweed Brain''" she made the quotations with her finger, "looks in a swimming trunk. Ugh!"

"Well, it was your fault! She is a teenage girl, Athena! Let me not remind you how you had drooled over every hot boy 10 days after sprouting from Brother's head!"

"OH, PLEASE! I didn't drool over-"

"Yes you did!"

"No I didn't! Shut up Pose-"

"Little Athena is afraid to admit her hormones worked back t-"

"My hormones work even now! Just because I do-"

"SHUT UP!" screamed Hestia.

"You know what? I think I am going to punish you all," said Hestia.

Getting Dionysus was never a pleasant sight. And Hestia was the wisest-in-an-old-kind-of-way Olympian. Well... ex-Olympian... double uh-oh.

"Agreed Hestia," said Hestia.

"Well what should we do?" asked Dionysus.

"Teenagers!" squeaked Hestia.

"Teenagers! Yes!" said Dionysus.

"We are turning you to teenagers. Got it? And because you all are so bent upon to prove your superiority… the best teenager will direct the rest for the week," he said. "At the end of every week we will tell you who won. Now everyone shut up. Stop groaning. Close your eyes. I am taking your powers because I know you cheaters. Hestia and I will keep Olympus running. The world won't get upset if it gets rid of you all for a happy three months. All agree?"

All started bickering and taking together.

"One by one! Father?" screamed Dionysus.

"Well… um… it'll be okay?" said Zeus unsurely stealing glances at Hera.

"Are you asking if it's okay?" said Hera. "Because it certainly isn't. He'll just get more girls to flirt with. I vote no," she said crossing her arms.

"Okay. One yes and one no. So, Uncle Poseidon?" said Dionysus.

"Oh, yeah! I'm totally in! And someone," he gestured frantically to Athena, "will get to know about teenage hormones!"

"Poseido-" began Athena.

"Athena! Care to give your vote?" interrupted Hestia.

"Huh. Whatever. Yes. I vote yes. Someone," she in turn gestured to Poseidon, "will get to know that whatever hormones do, you can't always fall for someone unless you are made to! And I definitely, desperately point to a certain misbehaved son of Fish Face!"

"You don't look very good yourself, Owl Face!"

"Okay! Okay! Both of you look like horse hooves! Alright?" Dionysus interrupted. "Will you both stop doing that? Please!"

Aphrodite and Ares had started kissing behind Hephaestus. They quickly broke away from each other.

"Good. Please don't that," he said.

"I am officially declared bind," growled Hermes.

"Pretty much grossed out," sneered Apollo.

"Yeah. It is disgusting…" said Artemis.

"With your tongues down each others throats," added Hades.

"Don't do that in front of us," pleaded Demeter.

"Son, control yourself," warned Hera.

"Do you think it's a pleasant sight for us? Because it's not," poked Athena.

"Kids…" sighed Zeus.

"That was ugh," Poseidon shook his head.

It was silence. All looked at Hephaestus.

"What?" he asked.

"You are the only one who hasn't commented Hephy," said Hermes.

"First: I am not Hephy. Second: You'll be rotting into Tartarus if you say that again. Third: If my wife likes making out with my brother, let her be," he said. For once, Aphrodite looked ashamed.

"Oh enough with the love triangle! Let's get back to voting! I vote yes Dionysus! It sounds fun!" said Artemis. It earned her 3 piercing stares.

"Good. Apollo?"

"Yeah… I think… There'll be more teen girls…" he trailed off. Artemis grunted and Demeter shook her head.

"Demeter?"

"Oh, no! I can't stand those babbling bunch of baboons," she said with disgust.

"Okay. Five yes two no. Hermes?"

"Yeah! It'll be a relief not running all the time for delivering messages. It gets pretty tiring, sometimes…" said Hermes tiredly.

In the end, Hades, Aphrodite, Hephaestus, Ares all agreed.

"The almighty Olympians will be turned into teenagers. They will attend school. Let's give this kind of contest a name…"

"We are punished for bickering and we end up as teenagers! W.A.P.F.…F.B.A.…W.E.U.…A.T!" screamed Apollo. He received a 'duh' look from Artemis.

"It's too small, Apollo…" snickered Ares.

"It is? Then what about… um…" he trailed off.

"It's okay, Apollo, you're too awesome with names. That much awesomeness isn't our taste," said Demeter.

"Yeah! Yeah! Exactly my point! See I suggested such a fabulous name but none of you liked it. I'm so awesome…" he said.

"Ignore him… some one suggest a name? A not too awesome one… please" said Artemis.

"P.O.T.S? Punished Olympians To School?" asked Athena.

"Yeah! That's nice! We are punished, after all…" said Hera.

"Okay. So that's decided. P.O.T.S. Dear Olympians, kindly do the needful… You need to turn yourselves into teenagers. And please, try not to do something extremely stupid," said Dionysus.

The Olympians closed their eyes and channeled all their energy into Dionysus. Then…

…everything went BOOM!

Okay, that was the first chapter! No. Please don't judge it… And if you do then keep it to yourselves…

Thanks!

-DJ