Chapter 1

The terror which would not end for another 28 years began as so far as I know when Bruce Willis was actually in good movies.

It was a gloomy day in South Park Colorado, rain poured everywhere as a dull but light green house stood in between a much darker green house on its left with a lighter green house on its right.

5 year old Ike Broflovski was entertaining himself watching his favourite Youtuber Pewdiepie, while his older brother 10 year old Kyle Broflovski had a bad case of the sniffles. Kyle's orange jacket was placed on a chair next to his bed, he wore some Terrance and Philip pyjamas with his green ushanka over his ginger hair.

Despite being sick Kyle was making a paper boat for his little brother. When he was done Kyle turned to Ike and said "Okay Ike its done."

Ike shut down his computer and made his way to his brother,s bed his Canadian eyes shining with glee "Thank you Kyle."

Then Ike did something unexpected he kissed Kyle on the cheek. "Ah no Ike sick!" Shouted Kyle, "You,ve given me cooties now!" Kyle turned to his brother in anger, but then he smirked. "Hey Ike kick the baby" said Kyle. "Don't kick the godamn baby!" Shouted Ike. "Okay kick the baby!" Shouted Kyle before kicking Ike out the window.

Kyle went to return to his bed but stopped and went to the window. "Wait Ike!" Shouted Kyle. Ike turned around, Kyle paused a moment before saying "be careful".

Ike waved before running down the street with his boat.

Ike ran in the rain with his boat sailing along the street before falling in a storm drain, "OH SHIT AND SALONS!" Shouted Ike running to the storm drain. Ike got on his hands and knees and stared into the storm drain.

Suddenly orange eyes opened in the darkness startling Ike.

"Hi there Ike" said a calm voice. A clown walked out the darkness of the drain, he had a white face, blue eyes, red hair, a red nose, and wore a baggy clown outfit.

The clown held up his hand to reveal Ike,s boat in his clutches. "What a nice boat do you want it back?" Said the clown.

"Yes" said Ike nervously.

"You look like a nice boy would you like a balloon?" Said the clown.

"Yes" said Ike reaching for the balloon and his boat.

The clown went to bite Ike,s arm but Ike recoiled his arn with his boat and a balloon, the clown looked confused.

"Bye" said Ike leaving.

"Oh...shit" said the clown.