SUMMERY
Nana is new to south park she is rich but sad she brought her friend matt with her but they live next door soon they will find out how insane and crazy south park is but they may discover something about each other too
Chapter 1 new town new rules
Rated M for sexual situations and language plus some self harm
Disclaimer I own no one but matt and nana the other O.C that will appear are owned by 2 others so yeah be advised
Chapter 1 new town new rules
Nanas P.O.V
Hello my name is nana and I am a 16 year old who was living on the streets with her closest friend barely able to feed herself until one day her friend found a 20 dollar bill and we invested in the lotto…we won 100 million bucks and left the shit heap of Delaware…. we weren't uneducated my parents before they died left the school with enough money for 2 kids…and matt just left his parents cause his dad was an ass and his mom well died in the same car as my parents maybe one day I will tell what happened but for now. Let me explain why the fuck I went to a red neck mountain town in the middle of no where 2 word greedy bitches everywhere I turn there were pricks asking "hey can I borrow this" or "hey I love your look lets be friends by the way I need a new car" or even better "we represent westboro church we hate everyone please donate to help us destroy the American military and fags of the world" yeah I punched that lady. Me and matt decided to move together but live in 2 separate houses for privacy reasons…it was my idea. But we found 2 houses right next door to us and I cant wait to chill in this nice town full of…
"HOLY SHIT IS THAT A GIANT METAL MONSTER" I yelled
"Haha dude that's insane" said matt
Right in front of use was a giant metal monster with blonde hair and a chainsaw for an arm and tits that would make any guy stare…by the way they are machineguns but it didn't move I guess its offline or something
"Welcome to south park my name is Sharon and this is my husband randy and our son Stan so whereas your parents I would love to meet them" said Sharon
"You a little late for that they uhh rant around any more" I said
"Oh I am sorry," said Sharon
Randy and Sharon left but Stan walked up to me
"Hey what's your name sense you obviously know mine?" said Stan
I was about to answer when Mr. friendly butts in
"My name is matt and this is nana," said matt
"What kind of name is nana?" asked Stan
"Its actually Nancy but I prefer nana" I said
"Ah well ok I hope you enjoy it here in south park cause you would be the first" said Stan
Stan left and I went inside alone matt wanted to join me but I told him I want to just go to sleep so tomorrow I will be fresh as a daisy he understood and the second I was alone I stripped cause well…. I hate cloths they are itchy and annoying so yeah I am a nudist I looked I the mirror and saw my D sized boobs and my shaved pussy yeah I hate hair except on my head my nice red head its shorter then most girls would like it but I don't really mind…
KNOCK KNOCK
I grabbed a robe and answered the door it was a raven headed girl with long hair and smelled of lemon…yummy she looked tasty…oh yeah I AM A DYKE
"Uhh hi my name is Wendy testaburger wanted to welcome you to the neighborhood" said Wendy
"Oh hi you want to come in," I asked
Haha time to work my magic
"Sure I would love…uhh what are you doing," asked Wendy
I took my robe off and sat on the couch
"Sorry I kind of am a nudist only at home but I hate cloths if you are uncomfortable its ok" I said
"No I don't judge hell if you want I can try and get more places to let you be free" said Wendy
"Thanks" I said
I hugged her but she felt weirded out…fuck she's straight
"I'm sorry," I said
"No its fine you just caught me off guard…ha if my boyfriend saw you he might faint" said Wendy
Heart break it hurts
"Oh you have a boyfriend what's his name," I asked
"Stan marsh" said Wendy
"OH the boy with the fluffy hat yeah I just talked to him…. outside with my cloths on so yeah don't worry I don't let guys see me" I said
"Oh ok good I would have to cut that pretty face of yours" said Wendy
Wendy has a fire to her a face that says hi I would love to be your friend but if you fuck with me your ass is dead…. I like that
Matts P.O.V
South park is weird I hope nana is comfy living here I walked in side hanging up my posters and grabbed the phone
"Yes can I get a large pepperoni and bacon pizza?" I said
The guy said it would be 12.95 and that it will be done in 30 mins. Well I hope the pizza is good here that's one thing I look for in a town good pizza yum that and sugar I need sugar cause I am a diabetic not the insulin every morning but the kind that I need to eat sugar on a regular basis it sucks ass but I'm used to it. I hear a bang from my neighbor ha I wonder if nana reeled in a hot one haha she doesn't know that I know she is a lesbian she sleeps with guys but they don't sute her but girls oh she loves them. I snuck to the window to get a peak but all I saw was a black haired girl with a purple hat on…"hmm shes cute I wonder…HOLY SHIT" I yelled to myself
There was my friend butt naked in my sight I dreamed of this day ever sense I met her she knows I have a crush on her but she told me it would never happen so I understand…. but I still teased her with words like "hey nana how can you fit those melons in that shirt" or "girl try this bra on" I normally ends in 2 things 1 she hits me or 2 she hits me ha she loves me though
"YOU FUCKER HOW DARE YOU DO THAT" a voice screamed
I turned around and found the source of the notice that was bothering me earlier. Oh this is the house nana said to go to when I was ready
"SO YOU LIKE BEING A FAG" yelled Mr. scotch
"Well I uh" said butters
The tall man smacked the boy in the face pulled his pants down and continued to yell
"HEY EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO SUCK MY SONS DICK HUH I BET YOU ALL WANT A PIECE OF HIM" yelled Mr. scotch
"HEY LEAVE HIIM ALONE" yelled a really fat kid
"Stop it cartman it has nothing to do with you," said butters
"Wow he looks like he could eat an entire grocery store ha," I said
"OK BUTTERS IS THIS YOUR BOYFRIEND IF SO THEN….
SMACK
The grown man punched Cartman Square in the face and backhanded butters…that pissed me off for the last time. I walked up right to the guy and punched him square in his fucking face grabbed him by his collar
"Punks like you make me sick you think cause your so cool that you can smack your son around and treat others like dirt well not in this town you wont now here is your options option 1 you let butters live with me" I said
The grown man spit his blood in my face
"What's option 2" said Mr. scotch
"I give these pics to the police" I said
There were pictures of him sexually abusing butters on it making him wear a dress making him smell bleach the burning the hitting
"You wouldn't dare I would have you arrested," said Mr. scotch
Wow is this town retarded he would go to jail not me
"Well then you don't mind me calling 911" said Mr. scotch
"FINE TAKE THE FAGGOT" said Mr. scotch
He went inside and butters is on the ground crying and cartman is holding him
"IF YOU TELL ANYONE I CARE FOR HIM I WILL KICK YOUR ASS" said cartman
Wow what a boyfriend
"Hey fatass is he your boyfriend hahaha," said some black kid
"FUCK YOU TOKEN I LIKE PUSSY WELL EXCEPT YOUR THAT IS" yelled cartman
"Fuck you asshole," said token
Wow this town is getting interesting
"Sniff"
"Butters that's your name right" I asked
"Yyyess" said butters
"Hi my names matt your living with me now I have an 3 extra rooms and plenty of food I can get your stuff but we will have to wait till tomorrow" I said
"Sniff ok" said butters
Butters pulled his pants up and hugged cartman and kissed his cheek cartman got pissed but I told him I wouldn't tell anyone. Trust me we all have our secrets the black haired girl left nanas house and waved to me. Butters and me went inside and went to sleep…it was late
And I had a big day tomorrow in my new little quiet mountain town
END OF CHAPTER
So yeah wow this is the beginning of a new story I will have a CO writer so I wont ask for suggestions this story may seem lame but it will pick up and 2 O.C's will move into the neighborhood in due time so until then enjoy this new story I hope it will be better then my last O.C story