The Misery Chick: Coping with Hate
After telling off the big idiot that had been leaning on her locker, Daria enjoyed hearing Jane snicker at Tommy Sherman's expense.
"You know what Tommy Sherman's going to do now?" Tommy Sherman said speaking in the third person as he looked Daria dead in the eye, clearly compensating for his bruised ego.
"What?" Daria asked with the air of one who did not give a damn.
"This." Tommy Sherman said just before leaning in and before she could react, pressing his lips on hers and delievered a powerful, forceful kiss.
Everyone in the hallway stared at this in total shock, unable to react, even more so when Daria let loose a massive moan of pleasure while locking lips with Tommy Sherman.
She then pulled back and said, "Bastard!"
"Bitch!" he yelled right back, both of them looked angry for a long second before their faces softened and they began sucking face again, Daria began walking backwards, leading them both to the nearest supply closet (which everyone knew was Kevin and Brittany's favorite makeout spot).
The closet door slammed shut firmly behind them, a mere moment passed before Daria and Tommy alternated between calling each other foul names and moaning for more as the door began to bounce back and forth with a loud "Whud!" sound in a certain rhythm.
Jane was the first one to speak up (after throwing up), "Ok, now it's official. I'm a lesbian."
She spotted the nearest girl next to her, which just happened to be Ms. Li who was flabbergasted at all of this, shrugged her shoulders and walked right on over and began to get herself some asian persuasion.
Kevin then cried, "Wow, Tooommmy Shermaaaannn is da Man!"
Brittany then began to punch him really hard, while Mack just put his head into his hands and began to shake his head no over and over as if in denial over the entire situation.
And nine month's later Tommy Sherman and his new wife Daria Sherman were proud to present their newborn son, Tommy Sherman Jr. to the world.
But they still call each other "Bastard" and "Bitch", even when they aren't going back and forth between fighting and makeup sex.
THE END...?