Chapter 1: the prologue
Random guy:Hi, I'd just like this opportunity to thank everyone who helped with this story, mainly my....
Me: What the hell are you doing!!!, i told you to never to go near the ultimate voice modulator, now get off and go do whatever boys do at your age do. Lets see you're 5 years old now so....
(goes into the living room and makes a few calls)
Me: yes that will work, why don't you go over to cloneskywalkers mansion and go play with his mum, OK.
Son of me: yes!!, dad your'e the best
( rushes of in a hurry)
Me: don't forget to go to the sports center first, oh and take 50p.
Me: anyway on with the story. So, just imagine that you are on your DS playing Mario the lost levels...