Bella signs on
Edward: Hey beautiful.
Bella: Hey Edward, what's up?
Edward: Nothing Really, I just miss you
Bella: You can always come to my place?
Edward: I thought I would fit into the 'crowd' like a normal teenager and use MSN
Bella: You type fast
Edward: I have more amazing skills with my fingers baby ;)
Bella: Oh I see. :)
Edward: What does ily mean?
Bella: I love you
Edward: Thanks love, but what does ily mean.
Bella: Sigh* it means I Love You = ILY
Edward: Oh okay.
Bella: Why?
Edward: Lauren keeps telling me that she loves me in that case.
Lauren has been added to this conversation
Bella: Care to explain Lauren?
Lauren: Explain what?
Bella: ILY? Really?
Lauren: It's not my fault he is totally dreamy
Edward: Why thankyou.
Bella: Shut the fuck up Edward. And Lauren if you ever tell my boyfriend that you love him again, I am going to steal one of Charlie's guns and shoot you
Lauren has left the conversation
Edward: Feisty.
Bella: How would you like it if Jacob Black kept telling me he loved me?
Edward: AW PUPPY LOVE!
Bella: GRRR
Blocks Edward
5 seconds later
Unblocks Edward
Bella: Sorry, I lost my temper
Edward: No problem love.
Alice has been added to this conversation
Alice: HEY!
Bella: Hi
Edward: Alice how did you manage to add YOURSELF into the conversation?
Alice: Oh young naive Edward, I have my ways.
Bella: Alice what do you do when you're sex deprived?
Alice: Fuck Jasper, why?
Bella: Edward won't give me any.
Alice: We can have a threesome, you me and the Jazzmister.
Bella: Intriguing....
Edward: Absolutely not Bella! If you want to fuck get your ass over to my place now!
Bella: Sorry Eddie, right now I am harvesting my crops on Facebook and if I went to fuck you they would wither!
Alice: OMG I'm gonna send you a gift!
Bella: Okay!
Edward: Wtf?
Bella: Get with the times Eddie
Edward: No more Farmville gifts for you bitch
Logs off
Alice: What's up his bum?
Bella: Apparently, not me.
Alice: Oh, ew.
Bella: That didn't come out right.
Alice: Indeed.
Jasper has been added to this conversation
Jasper: I just reached level 50 in WoW!
Bella: Go Jasper! Fucking awesome man.
Alice: Jazz how would you feel about a threesome with young Bella here.
Jasper: Anything for you dear. What about Edward though?
Bella: Edwards PMSing.
Jasper: I'm SO glad Alice doesn't get all those stupid human womanly problems.
Bella: Hello, I'm still here, and I STILL get them
Alice: that's okay Bella you'll be one of us before you know it.
Jasper: mmmm
Bella: Oh I g2g Dads home and he can't catch me watching porno on the computer!
Alice: Nice! HI-FIVE*