It was pretty awkward in North's Workshop.
This was to be expected, after all, all the human-er-ish Guardians had just walked in on Bunny and Tooth in a rather hot make-out session. Thank god Jack was dating Storm, the sprite of, well, storms, or everyone may have lost their fingers and toes to frostbite right then.
What? Humans suck at interpreting things, they thought they liked each other. You'd think incest (as they saw each other as siblings) was actually celebrated with how the Japanese wrote stuff about it.
"Soooooo…" That would be Jack.
"Uhh…" Tooth.
"Didn't know you had a thing for furrys."
"Fuck you, Snowflake." Heheh. Good ol' Kanga.
"You know what? What the fuck, Sandy." Frost turned to Sandy, question mark above the latter.
"Exactly!"
"Jack, what the heck are you talking about?" Tooth inquired.
"Why is it, that whenever this munchkin uses his weird-ass powers to talk, does he never just 'write' what he's saying? Seriously, has nobody ever thought about that? Fuck, why doesn't Manny!?"
"I don't know." Came a deep, baritone voice. Jack froze.
"You've got to be fucking with me."
"Who was that?"
"Sandy, please tell me-sign with your weird-ass symbols to me- that that wasn't you."
"Snow Flake, Sandy can't talk."
"Nope." Came the voice again. Jack slowly turned towards Sandy, disbelief and complete you've-got-to-be-fucking-with-me in his eyes.
"What the fucking hell. Sandy, what the hell, you can talk too!? Why the fuck have you never talked before!?"
"Sandy, can you talk?"
"Nope."
"Sandy, god dammit, stop fucking with us. Can Manny do this too?"
"Nope."
A clear cracking noise could be heard across the room as a pissed Jack froze the Sandman.
"Okay, now where the ever loving fuck is North!?"
Yeah…so, I hope you liked this. I might be wrong, but I haven't really seen any crackfics in ROTG, and I've looked through the entire Jack-related fics section, which is about 95% of all the fics. Seriously though, what's with that? Is it too 'unoriginal' or something just to have Sandy and Manny do that? This chapter may instantly have a chapter about Mary Sue's in ROTG afterwards, so look out. Either that, or it'll be a bit after. I don't know. Also, sorry for the excessive swearing on Jacks part, but he was my medium, and I am sick, so I feel irritable. Sorry for not having Bunnymund do much, but since I haven't seen the movie yet, I didn't want to make him too OOC. I hope it was easy to tell when it was him talking instead of Tooth. I was just going off what I've read. I realized half-way through making this that I didn't have anything for North either, so I just pretended that he disappeared. Maybe he went to elope with an elf. I don't know, don't kill me, I have friends that would be depressed if you did. I hope you enjoyed reading this, I feel like this was one of my better pieces. Either that, or the sickness is making me delusional. Whatevs! :D I don't own ROTG, it belongs to Dreamworks.