A/N: Hello everyone! I'm back with my fourth installment of my "Ways to Annoy People" series! To recap your memories, we've seen Reid doing some weird and annoying stuff in an elevator. Then we've seen Hotch and his son Jack, doing some weird and annoying stuff at the beach. And recently, we saw Prentiss and Clyde doing some weird and annoying stuff in the movie theater. Now it's Garcia's turn to have some fun! In the fic you're about to read, we'll have Garcia doing some weird and annoying things on an airplane. I really hope you will all enjoy it.

Disclaimer: Everyone else in this chapter is mine, but unfortunately, Garcia doesn't belong to me.

"It's always darkest before the dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it." ~Author Unknown

Penelope Garcia had just settled into her seat next to the window at the back of the plane, in the coach section. She was on her way to visit Emily Prentiss over in London. She was sitting quietly with her large handbag on her lap and looking out the window, just waiting for the plane to take off. Soon, a tall, thin woman with auburn colored hair and blue eyes, who was slightly older than Garcia and wearing a business skirt and matching jacket, settled into the seat next to her. The two of them smiled at each other.

"Hi, I'm Cassidy Sherwood." The woman extended her hand and Garcia shook it.

"It's very nice to meet you. I'm Daphne Irwin. Well, actually my name is Penelope Garcia, but recently I was forced to changed it. You see, I had witnessed a really horrific murder, so the FBI gave me a new name and are sending me over to London until they can catch the guy. Who knows? He could even be on this very same plane. Ooh! Are you in the witness protection program too?!"

Cassidy, who was clearly unaware that Garcia had been lying to her, was starting to become nervous, but she spoke calmly. "No, I'm not in the witness protection program. I'm just going to London, strictly for business and to visit my cousin Nelson, if I've got time."

Garcia sighed and said, "Well it's nice that you're only going for business and family, but it's too bad you're not in the witness protection program like me. We could have shared our stories with each other."

A few moments later, the stewardess approached the two women. With a smile, she asked, "Can I get either of you ladies anything?"

"Do you have any of those giant chocolate cookies?" Garcia asked.

"Yes, would you like one of those?" The stewardess asked.

"Oh, I would most definitely love one of those!" Garcia smiled as she spoke to the stewardess.

"And can I get you anything, ma'am?" The stewardess asked Cassidy.

"I'm sorry, but would it be possible for me to move to another seat? I've just never been too comfortable sitting at the back of a plane." Cassidy asked, silently hoping Garcia wouldn't catch onto the real reason why she wanted to change seats, but unknown to her, Garcia knew.

"I'm sure we can move you to another seat that isn't at the back of the plane. Just wait here for a moment and I'll go check." The stewardess walked away.

"It's not you that making me uncomfortable. It really is the back of the plane that makes me nervous. Honestly." Cassidy said, hoping Garcia would believe her.

"No need to spare my feelings. If I were you, I wouldn't want to sit next to me, either." Garcia explained.

"Thanks for understanding." Cassidy said.

"You're welcome."

Soon, the stewardess came back and said, "Ma'am, there is a seat a few rows up from these seats, that is available. Would you like that seat instead?"

"That would be great. Thank you so much." Cassidy quickly rose from her seat and was already going for her newfound seat.

"It was a pleasure meeting you, Cassidy!" Garcia called out.

"Likewise, good luck with everything!" Cassidy called back.

"Thanks!"

Soon after all passengers had boarded the plane and taken their seats, it was now time for the plane to take lift-off. A man had now taken over the seat that was once occupied by Cassidy. Resting her head against the headrest of her seat, Garcia looked out the window and smiled, while thinking, "Yep… this plane ride won't be boring at all."

End of chapter one. So… what did you all think about it? Don't worry, you can be honest with me. My feelings won't get hurt. Okay, maybe just a little, but I'll get over it. Leave me some reviews! Chapter two will be up as soon as possible.