Okay, yet another new story, but this one will be a bit longer, it started when I thought it would be interesting to have a few of these things in a story...

just so you know, bold is an author's note, bold and in the center is a scene change, italics is either a flashback, last chapter, person on the phone, or thought, and underlined is something written on a page, kay?

so, for the entire story, i do not own bleach, just my little additions to the games XD


How does he always get into these situations?

All around him were drunk captains and vice captains.

He was the only sober one.

Even Yachiru and Yamamoto were drunk.

Maybe sometime he should just get drunk with them.

Matsumoto had asked him to keep track of how many drinks he would have taken in their game.

He felt ashamed that there were nine marks on his paper.

Then again, no one had been targeting him, but still…

When he opened the door he saw his squad members in a similar state, was it so amusing to not participate in the challenges but still get drunk?

He disgustingly stepped over them, heading for the emergency room he had set out under lock-and-key, he went in and fell asleep, knowing if he didn't stay to take care of them he'd be in trouble.

Sure enough, he woke up as multiple people complained of the hangovers and bright light coming through the windows, he walked out, using Hyorinmaru's trick to keep out the stench.

He jumped over the various messes to reach the area he stored his objective in.

He grabbed various water bottles and handed one to everyone.

They all seemed grateful.

He seriously didn't expect them to help clean up but he wasn't going to do it himself.

He would pin it on Matsumoto if no one else did it; after all, she's the one that threw it.

Speaking of his vice captain, why was she grabbing onto his haori?

"You shouldn't be cleaning up the mess for your party." She said, trying to stand.

Yes, the party had been thrown for him, they decided-without him-that as soon as he was settled in there would be a party celebrating his promotion.

A party he wasn't involved in.

"If I don't who else will?" Rangiku frowned.

"Then I'm gonna keep throwing parties for you till you until you enjoy yourself!" She declared.

He was shocked as Hinamori cheered to this.

"It'll be fun." He seriously doubted it.

But since Hinamori wanted it…

They second party had been poker…poker which he was really good at.

As his almost-frown got more people to bet he tossed in Rangiku's badge-he had already given the rest back to his poor vice captain when she lost it all to him.

Everyone but him was having fun.

And he had won with that round.

Hitsugaya let everyone have their clothes back, not happy with seeing that…

"No fun?" He gave his fukutaicho a look that said 'no, duh.'

"I'll find it eventually." He rolled his eyes, "By the way, taicho, how old are you?" He blinked at the question.

"Why does it matter?" He asked her back.

"Just wanna make sure you're old enough to drink." She said, getting a glare from him.

"He's twenty-three." Said a voice from behind him, his head whipped around.

"How the hell do you know that, Ichimaru?" The other just grinned, "You will tell me, now." His voice stopped any sort of party going on.

"Why, tha's easy." They looked at him, "I knew ya matha'." His eyes widened as the other spoke, instead of attacking the 3rd Squad Captain like everyone expected him to, he stormed out.

"So much for a party." Rangiku frowned.

"So, you know his parents?" Renji asked.

"Jus' his matha'." Gin walked out as well.

I have to wonder if that will turn out important…

He couldn't believe it, they had gotten him to play and easily.

"Nevah' have I evah masturbated." And it was embarrassing beyond all belief when he was the only one who didn't take a drink.

He hadn't had a single drink.

"Never have I ever enjoyed having my head crushed into Matsumoto's chest." A few took a drink.

"Does it count if we want to but haven't?" Renji asked, Hitsugaya glanced at her and nodded, all but two guys and one girl took a sip.

"Never have I ever had sex!" Matsumoto declared proudly, everyone stared at her, but their attention was caught as Hitsugaya took a drink, "Taicho?" He shrugged and sat back, waiting for Aizen.

"Never have I ever…dyed my hair." A few took a drink, including Gin and Renji.

"Does it count if the dye never had any effect?" They glanced at Hitsugaya.

"I suppose not since you didn't actually dye it."

"Never have I ever kissed someone of the same gender." Hitsugaya glared at her as he and Rangiku took a drink.

"Hinamori…" He growled, despite his anger he noticed a few people hiding it as they took a drink.

"What, you've only had one drink and you need to lighten up." She smiled innocently.

"But I didn't know taicho swung that way!" He glared at his fukutaicho.

"Never have I ever cared about clashing colors." Tousen stated, every girl in the room and Gin took a drink.

After a second so did Aizen and Hitsugaya.

Rangiku laughed and hugged her taicho, he pushed back, somehow he managed to struggle free without spilling a drop from the glass-he had been given a larger one for some reason.

"Never have I ever resisted a Sake' break." Hisagi announced proudly, his eyes dropped as even Matsumoto took a drink.

"Never have I ever killed someone." The 4th Squad Captain stated.

Everything remained quiet and for a second they thought no one would drink.

Hitsugaya raised his glass in memory and took a drink.

Everything remained silent for a moment as they stared, Hitsugaya had killed someone when even the 2nd squad captain hadn't-hollows not included, of course.

"Never have I ever had sake before this." Isane said, everyone in front of her took a drink.

"Taicho?" Rangiku asked, he shook his head.

It was scaring her how much of this she didn't know.

"Never have I ever run from a fight." Zaraki declare, hoping he and Yachiru would be the only ones.

Surprisingly the pink-haired girl took a drink while the white-haired captain didn't.

"Never have I ever been called Shiro-chan!" Yachiru cried, upset that Hitsugaya hadn't done the last one.

Gin, Ukitake, Hitsugaya, Yamamoto, Isane, and Mayuri all took a drink.

She looked at the various people, slightly surprised.

And why was Yamamoto taking drinks if he wasn't participating?

"Never have I ever kissed a girl." Byakuya stated.

"What about Hisana?" The Kuchiki twitched.

"She was too sick to allow me to." And with that all the guys and Rangiku took a drink.

"Well, which way is it, taicho?" He glared at his fukutaicho.

She sighed, her captain wasn't taking light drinks and he had eight, he never drank and had a small body, it should be effecting him at least some.

"Never have I ever willingly kissed a guy." Renji said, flinching at the memory.

Most of the girls took a drink.

None of the guys did.

"You guys are just playing twenty questions now." He glared while noticing that some of the people from earlier snuck a drink in when their fukutaichos weren't looking.

The others laughed slightly while wondering what guy could force a kiss on Hitsugaya.

"Never have I ever had sex with a guy." Soi Fon stated, a few of the girls took drinks.

Hitsugaya chugged a bottle, glancing to see the same people hide it as they took a drink yet again.

He was…?

Ukitake found himself worrying about the 10th Squad Captain as his turn came up.

But he had nothing.

He sighed.

"Never have I ever fallen in love." Hitsugaya took another drink when none of the others did, he remembered the calming feeling he always got after six bottles or so-yes, each drink had been equal to half a bottle or more.

"Never have I ever enjoyed running out of Sake'." Kyouraku said, again Hitsugaya took the only drink.

"Never have I ever had feelings for a captain of mine." Hitsugaya didn't drink to this one, though Gin, Matsumoto, Hinamori, Kira, Yachiru, and eventually Isane did.

"Never have I ever tested the rumor that a dick is three times the length of one's thumb." Mayuri said easily.

Gin, Aizen, Tousen, Hisagi, Byakuya, and Kyouraku took a drink.

"Is it true?" Rangiku asked.

"Definitely." Hisagi said, the others-with the exception of Byakuya-agreeing.

"Never have I ever gone on a date." Nemu said, with the exception of Yachiru, Hitsugaya, and Hinamori everyone took a drink.

This only caused more worry.

"N-N-Never have I ever…" He paused, not thinking of anything, "Can I pass?" They shook their heads, he looked down, "Never have I ever raped Hitsugaya-taicho." He said lightly but half heard it, Hitsugaya growled as all of those people took a drink, though only one was noticed.

Hinamori stared at Hitsugaya who just kept looking away.

The room was silent as everyone stared at either Kira, Hitsugaya, or Aizen.

"Nevah' have I evah acted wit'out thinkin'." Hitsugaya, Aizen, Hinamori, Kira, and Rangiku took a drink.

"Never have I ever wished that I stayed away from this game as much as I do now." Hitsugaya walked out.


I apologize for my Gin-speak, it's just pathetic

oh, and the characters will be acting different but that will be because of different situations leading up to this, and i'm not sure if those are right anyways

so, tell me what you think, kay?